It’s Pisces Szn! ♓ You’re ruled by Neptune, God of the Sea - the planet that governs creativity, dreams… and of course illusions and escapism. It’s the planet of inspiration, psychic receptivity, spirituality and all things subtle. This planet urges to excel and exceed boundaries, rejecting any and all limitations. This water signis deeply emotional, empathic, curious and curious. Known for their creativity, they’re often labeled as being a dreamer or flighty. Yes, they have trouble showing...

It’s Aquarius Szn! ♒️ You’re ruled by Uranus- Innovative, unpredictable, resourceful, imaginative, idiosyncratic and experimental. Uranus rules creativity and scientific genius. This planet's job is to break rules and demolish established patterns or structures, creating sudden-even radical-change. This air sign is eccentric, intellectual, futuristic, the humanitarian. Known for their independence, they don't like to be told what to do. Yes they are social, but they won't socialize unless...

OMG - we’re having a quarter life crisis 🎤 JK - but also, pretty f*****g cool that we’ve completed half a year already. So what better way to celebrate than with a “mini” roast. Ehhh - but is it actually just some much needed calling out + advice from your favorite know-it-alls. Tips for listening this week: Get ready to take notes Maybe find something to hold while you cry Be prepared to feel seen AF 👀 But seriously, we love you and we’re hopeful you get some good nuggets out of this - if...

Happy new year Woo Woo Crew! Jack & Ilana are still enjoying a sweet Winter vacay, so we're re-releasing one of their faves from 2022! Don't worry, they'll be right back at it next week 3 Let's talk about sex baby 🍆 We're getting down & dirty, giving you what you allll want: it's time to learn the sexual secrets of the signs. What are they like in bed? What gets their engines running? Let's take a trip to pound town. We're here to help you shag life to the fullest. Check out our new...

It’s the holiday szn y’all - and Ilana and I decided to take just a LITTLE bit of a break from recording. But don’t worry - we’ll be back with some new shit rolling into 2023. Let us BREATHE for a minute! 😘 So what’s that mean? Well - for all our new listeners out there, we’re pulling an episode out from the vault. This was our top listened to episode of 2022 and for good reason. There’s some REALLY outdated info in here though - cause it’s been a year since ilana had her surgery, and well.....

It’s Capricorn Szn! ♑ You’re ruled by Saturn (which is why we call Saturn, Daddy) - the planet of wisdom, discipline… and our favorite, karma. It’s all about long term planning, being responsible - you know, sometimes Saturn just has to ground you (we mean that in the teenager sense when our parents would ground us, btw) This earth sign gets a lot of flack for being such a workaholic, know-it-all, ungrateful and tbh… a little greedy. But they’re called the 🐐 for a reason, so maybe we’re all...

Have you ever looked at your S.O. and thought, “why are you the way that you are?” 👀 Oh wait, that’s just a tiktok trend…. Sometimes people (us included), don’t always identify with their zodiac (aka: sun) sign, so we have to take a peak at our chart and look a little deeper. Truth be told, your natal chart, which is the snapshot of the sky at the moment you were born - has a LOT more information available to us than we’re probably using. For us, one of the most important placements to look...

You asked for it 😉 So… food and astrology have basically been linked since the dawn of time - seriously, think about it… why else is our dear Virgo called the crop circle superstar (but also the Harvest Goddess)? All of these ancient cultures grew their crops by tracking the celestial cycles ⭐ So what’d we learn? That food astrology is actually a BRANCH of astrology – turns out this shit is apparently 100% accurate, so you should absolutely believe everything we’re about to tell you and base...

Oh, hey babes 👋 Got holiday plans? Pulling your hair out trying to find the PERFECT gift for your friends, family, or your boo? We’ve gotchu 😉 Let’s set one thing straight. This is NOT your typical, “15 gifts PERFECT for an Aries,” style of podcast. We’re getting deeper and 💯 recommend you bring up your chart for this one. Ruling planets matter. What’s in your 2nd house matters (possessions people!). Ok, ok… and maybe we did dabble a little in the whole “if you’re a fire sign, you’ll love...

It’s Sagittarius Szn! ♐ You’re ruled by Jupiter - the planet of expansion, growth, abundance and good fortune. Hell, Jupiter is named after “King of the God” in Roman Mythology - so it’s fair to say, you’ve got it pretty good. This fire sign gets a lot of shit for their wanderlust, but the reality is - we’re all just jealous of their truth-seeking lifestyle. I mean, is this why they’re so happy? Learn about all things Sagittarius: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don’t...

We don’t know about you, but eclipse szn had us thinking🤔 Mostly about how Jack royally F’d up with leaving her crystals on her window sill and has effectively absorbed some serious chaotic energy. But more than that, what even ARE the lunar phases and why do they matter? So there’s a total of 8 different lunar phases: 🌑 New Moon 🌒 Waxing Crescent 🌓 First Quarter 🌔 Waxing Gibbous 🌕 Full Moon 🌖 Waning Gibbous 🌗 Third Quarter 🌘 Waning Crescent Our newest episode has us talking what these phases...

Call it a cosmic cluster F - Stelliums ⭐ You’ve heard of it, you know it has something to do with 3️⃣signs or houses, but you’re still not 100 sold on what it actually means and how it affects you. Stelliums push us toward a type of mastery through repeated trial and error. Depending on where you have it, this will change the theme for what you need to learn and how strong these features show up for you in your personality. Some food for thought on this episode as well. If you don’t identify...

It’s finally here 😱 Have you ever met someone SO different than you, then discovered that you share the same zodiac sign? Well, unless you’ve listened to our podcast, you probably think astrology is crap and you’ve lost all faith. But there’s a reason not all signs are created equal. There’s more to your astrological identity than your Zodiac sign…obviously. You’ve all been asking so we’re delivering. It’s time to talk BIG THREE aka the most important parts of your chart -- the Sun, Moon,...

True Crime or Serial Killers? 🤔Let’s be honest - this episode is definitely more about murder, cause everyone wants to know if they’re dating someone who will eventually kill them. Right? No? Just us 😳Maybe we’ve been going to bed too often with Criminal Minds playing in the background… whoops. In typical Vicious Virgos fashion - we’re dissecting (yes, we HAD to use that specific word for today’s ep) how the stars dictate not just WHO is obsessed with this shit, but why the hell the most...

It's Scorpio Szn! ♏ Time to talk about the ruler of Sex, Death, and the Underworld - the smoldering Scorpio One of Jacks favorite signs, of course 🙄 This water sign is one of the most misunderstood in the zodiac, with incredible passion and power and strength from the psychic, emotional realm. Learn about all things Scorpio: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't forget to tap into your naughty side while you're listening. After all, it's Scorpio season 😉 Don't forget to...

Time to get a little woo-woo for a sec✨ We're talking about mental health because we all need it RN, let's be honest. What do you fear? What makes you anxious? How do you overcome it? And what's the deal with trauma?! Yah today's episode is heavy but we've been feeling it lately so we thought we'd bring you a little support 💜 Listen now.  Don't forget to follow us on our socials:  www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos  www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

It’s Libra Szn lovers! We love our Libras, but damn are they hard to read. They’re charming AF, gorgeous, and have such a perfectly curated aesthetic… and personality - it’s like, HOW did you get to be this way The biggest flirt in any room, but don’t hate them for it - just wish you were better. Regardless of their self-indulgent ways, they still manage to... You guessed it - find balance to EVERYTHING Learn about all things Libra: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't...

Y’all have just been absolutely AMAZING the last few weeks - but we’d expect nothing less from our #woowoocrew. We’ve been navigating a sh*t storm since the end of August, and it was WAY too heavy for us to do our usual life-updates that we attach onto the beginning of our episodes - so we actually recorded an ENTIRE other episode explaining where TF we’ve been. It’s heavy - like, really heavy. But that’s REAL life. This is a shorter episode, but it's packed with info. Keep an eye out for our...

Ok, these retrogrades are getting serious! We are currently in not 1, not 2...but 5 retrogrades at once! And so, Ilana & Jacquelin are still unable to get together for an "official" recording. Luckily Jack gave a quick update, before the re-airing of Mercury, The Communicator. Don't worry, all will be well next week. Listen now! Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Mercury's back in Retrograde. And in true Astro-fashion, Jack & Ilana are both under the weather and unable to record this week. So we're playing an oldie! Time to go back to a previous Mercury in Retrograde so you can catch up on anything you may have missed and make sure you're ready for this one.

Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge f*cking fight, but don’t worry - they fixed it and they DEFINITELY made sure to bring it up this episode - because.. It’s that time of year again 🤦🏻‍♀️💫Mercury’s in retrograde from September 9 - October 2nd and we’re already feeling the breakdown. So we made sure to share a little bit about what you can expect from this season but the bulk of today’s episode is all about… You guessed it, Conflict Resolution. Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge...

We're talking friends! No, not the show, that's another podcast. Ilana + Jacquelin know you want them, you've got them, and they're back to help you figure out and understand your relationship with them. Tune is as we break down how each sign shows up for their besties and how you can be the BFF you were born to be. Oh, and we all know you want the dirt on that Frenemy you keep insta stalking. Don't forget to follow us on our...

It's Virgo Season B*tches! We're starting off our Sun Sign series with the best sign in the zodiac, obvi. The notoriously critical overthinker - Virgo...A.K.A. the Virgin. Like, who else has a motto that says, "I Analyze"? Learn about all things Virgo: traits, relationships, compatibility and more. And don't forget to be productive while you're listening. After all, it's Virgo season ;) Don't forget to follow us on our...

How can astrology help you better understand your family? 🤔Specifically - your parents. Well… Your natal birth chart can be used in literally hundreds of ways to help you learn about yourself, and others – this extends to your parent-child relationship. Basically, by learning your OWN chart, you can begin to better understand how and WHY you interact with your parents and other family members. In fact, you don’t even need to look 👀at another person’s chart to examine your relationship with...