In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an unsuccessful Bonnie and Clyde, potty mouth parrots, and a steel Tesla showing signs of rust. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their favorite condiments, the return of Mayo, and why baby boomers won't sell their homes. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of Usher over men of a certain age, Super Bowl ratings records and Americans not trusting anybody. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the changes at Gastor's corner store, the things we've been accidently eating, and the last two times Shalewa found hair in her food. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tesla charging stations failing due to Chicago's winter, overlooked earthquakes, and the benefits to working the 8-hours a day that make the most sense to you. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a wife trying to kill her husband through smoothies, the surprising amount of microplastics in your water, and humans beating AI in terms of value. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about making 400 sperm donations, the return of child labor, and how a group of marsupials fuel their sex sessions. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the wasted weed in Canada, and the deadly cats that can solve all of our problems! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being nude at a Bass Pro Shop, rebranding smudge candy, and Shalewa plans her return to the game Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty and they discuss California making it illegal to ask about cannabis use in a job interview, a New York Yankee legend playing with the Philharmonic and and teenager beats Tetris! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Check out Ariel Leaty! Twitter: @arielleaty Instagram: @arielleaty And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams and Seena Ghaznavi Theme...

In today's episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty of the Fraudsters Podcast, and they discuss Spirit putting a child on the wrong plane, Mickey Mouse becomes public domain and one of the oddest world records ever attempted. Get better soon Sha! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Check out Ariel Leaty! Twitter: @arielleaty Instagram: @arielleaty And her podcast The Fraudsters w/...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new IRS tax breaks for 2024, rising stamp prices and people sneaking onto international flights. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent ankle injury, multitasking reindeer, and children flying to the wrong city on Spirit Airlines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about smuggling otters on a plane, and the most searched terms on Google. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Trump's hurdle in Colorado, Blossom fired from Jeopardy, and the post-shutdown drop in the population of New York City. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shooting yourself in an MRI machine, and the unexpected heir to a portion of the LVHM fortune. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Lemonade controversy at Panera Bread, stealing millions from an NFL team, and the MTA's latest efforts to curb fare evasion. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oxford's 2023 word of the year, and millennials feeling abandoned by their baby-boomer parents. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the year, Penguins taking a ton of naps, and the book translation that snitched on the Royals. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about modern inconveniences, a robbery case cracked by visible underwear, and a local government trying to throw away an elderly woman's rock collection. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the use of Heavy Metal against Orcas, the theft of an ambulance truck, and the egg farmer-vegan conspiracy. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor playing doctor for his family, an Airbnb host who is angry they got out-hustled, and a horse gets loose on a plane. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, Andre3000's new music, and a Taco Bell holiday party gone too far. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a funeral home in Oklahoma that wasn't keeping up with business, and a change in the state cocktail of Wisconsin. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a plane taking off without it's windows, a new mammal discovered in Indonesia, and what it must feel like to win the lotto twice. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:...