On this week’s episode we investigate the strange happenings at the infamous, paranormal hotspot, Skinwalker Ranch. In the free section of the show we discuss the rich history of the Uinta Basin, the part the legendary buffalo soldiers played in settling the region, portal surfing UFOs, the Sherman family’s cattle mutilating visitors and the finer points of being a skinwalker. In the extended version of the show we go a bit further and discuss the various official investigations done on the...

On this week’s episode we discuss the highly contentious and taboo topic of masturbation(?!) to explore if there are any physical, mental or spiritual benefits to either extreme abstinence or uninhibited indulgence. We talk about the popular no-fap movement, government psyops and folk superstitions before digging into the hard science behind some of the claims commonly made of either extreme. What happens in the brain during orgasm anyway? Ted Bundy and Marquis De Sade then make an appearance...

In this week’s show we finally ask the question “WTF is Atheism,” explore the logic that supports it and what the heck it could possibly have to do with spiritual practice. In the free section of the show we discuss the spiritual importance of Atheism, its likely historical origins and some of the logical proofs that support it and refute God. We even make a stop to marvel at the problem of evil. In the extended edition of the show we discuss the logical proofs Thomas Aquinas used to prove...

On this week’s episode we’re joined by Iskandar, known widely on the internet as Alawite Anon, the same fellow who’s anonymous post on 4chan went viral a few weeks ago and found itself as the topic of discussion for our episode dubiously labeled “Interview with a Gnostic Muslim.” As fate would have it, he tracked us down and instead of punching us in the nose (which was probably warranted) he offered himself as a subject of interview about his ancient faith and the occult tenants contained...

In this week’s episode we are joined once again by the mighty Tim Hacker of the Cryptic Chronicles Podcast to determine, once and for all, if it's true that HUMANS ARE NOT FROM EARTH! In the first half of the show we zero in on the technical data concerning what makes humans so spectacularly violent and whether this quality is natural or not. We even tackle the issue as it is portrayed archetypically in a deck of Tarot cards.  Afterwards we consider if earth is a penal colony or just a...

On this week’s episode we are joined again by our favorite guest-host, the powerful Tim Hacker, the one and only creator of the highly entertaining Cryptic Chronicles podcast to explore the claims Dr. Ellis Silver makes in his book “Humans Are Not From Earth!” Could his claim be true? We discuss and even debate a number of compelling arguments he makes including humanity’s problematic relationship to the sun, the magic of melanin, what happened to our fur, why we have so much of it on our...

In this week’s episode we discuss the gnostic and occult themes found throughout the 90s blockbuster classic; The Truman Show. In the 25 years since the film’s theatrical release, The Truman Show has continued to draw new interest and inspired numerous fans to dig through its seemingly never ending list of clever details and hidden content. While much has been said about the film over the years we focus on the occult symbolism and religious motifs which make the Truman Show perhaps the best...

On this week’s episode we discuss an alternative version of Biblical Genesis outlined in the gnostic manuscript, Hypostasis of the Archons found within the Nag Hammadi library in 1945. The original “red pill,” Hypostasis of the Archons outlines the creation of the tyrannical, abortive demiurge, his squad of malicious, thirsty archons  and the truth of what really went down in the Garden of Eden. In the free section of the show we discuss some gnostic history, its place in the early Christian...

On this week’s episode we overcome the temptation to take a week off recording and discuss the fascinating claims outlined in a post made to an Anonymous image board by someone claiming to be an initiate of the inner, esoteric core of the Alawite religion which abounds in Syria, originates as an occult off-shoot of 9th Shia Islam and resembles in its hidden teachings the wisdom of the early Christian Gnostics. In the free section of the show we explore a unique vision of the tyrannical...

This week’s episode has us sitting around the campfire and sharing spooky stories sourced from only the darkest corners of the internet, mostly focused on the strange, unthinkably weird and dangerous, monster-like creatures that lurk in the woods. In the free section of the show we touch upon skin-walkers, vertical eyed skunk monsters, the true zoological identity of bigfoot and a wrathful incarnation of Bob the Builder. In the extended show we tell even more stories which include...

On this week’s episode we give into the temptation to keep exploring the underlying mythological motifs shared by the archetypal eagle and serpent while giving the occasional wink and nod to the alien overlord conspiracy theory that spirals out of it. During the free section of the show we take an in-depth look at the Greek god of healing to which medical professionals still take their Hippocratic Oath, the serpent baring son of Apollo named Asclepius. We discuss the myth of his birth, the...

On this week’s episode we tackle a popular, albeit somewhat nebulous concept that, for the last few years, has become a regular topic of discussion for the spiritually inclined and conspiracy themed content concerning the symbolic lineage of the Sumerian gods known as the Annunaki and how their feud still endures with us caught in the crossfire. In the free section of the show we discuss the Sumerian Garden of Eden myths, Noah’s flood, Annunaki brothers Enki and Enlil alongside the war-like...

On this week’s episode we wrap up our four-part series on the gnostic flavored Gospels of Thomas from the Nag Hammadi Library. In the free section of the show we begin by reflecting on how deeply Gnosticism has woven itself into our culture before resuming at line 94 where the economy of spirit and the world begin to clash. We then open discussion about the prolific use of bread in Christianity, what it means spiritually and the mythological significance it inherited from ancient Egypt....

On this week’s show we initiate phase three of our ongoing tour of the gnostic Gospels of Thomas from the Nag Hammadi library. In the free section of the show we resume our journey at verse 64 and begin to focus in on a number of major themes centered around the virtue of poverty, ego death and the virtue of having haters. In the extended version of the show we continue until line 93 and discuss the devil, the golden section, gnostic sex acts, disingenuous ritualism and why Jesus Christ is...

In this week’s show we continue with part 2 of our deep dive into the gnostic Gospels of Thomas from the apocryphal Nag Hammadi Library which advertise themselves as the collected sayings of the one and only Jesus Christ. In this portion of our discussion we get into some of the darker, even chilling admonitions by the Son of Man about the horrifying truths of living in an evil simulation run by ignorant tyrants. We compare and contrast the words and imagery of Christ’s teachings alongside...

In this week’s episode we dive back into the Bible but not the one your grandma was familiar with. Instead, we crack open the long lost gnostic manuscript of The Gospels of Thomas from the Nag Hammadi Library to explore the sayings of wisdom purportedly spoken by none other than Jesus Christ himself. While we do summarize some of the historical context behind the document we mostly discuss the esoteric meaning behind each of the gospels one hundred and fourteen thought-provoking sayings....

On this week’s episode we bravely put on our tinfoil hats and go for a deep dive down into the dubious, gaslit world of gangstalking. Instead of confining ourselves to merely mocking the tortured minds who believe themselves to be targeted individuals, we explore in earnest the historical precedence for their claims by looking at the times, places and governments who have spied on and harassed their own citizens until they either died or went crazy. We start by exploring the mysterious and...

In this week’s fire-happy episode we take a deep-dive into the rare and controversial phenomena of spontaneous human combustion! In the free show we discuss the well documented case of Dr. Bently whose story rarely accompanies the jaw-dropping photography of his remains. We also present the best documented cases throughout history all the way back to the medieval era and discuss the known risk factors that make somebody more likely to suddenly burst into flames. To wrap things up for the free...

In this week’s slightly unusual show, we continue our tradition of refusing to take a week off for the holidays and just let the research fly off the rails to land wherever it wants. Midway through our perilous flight Malachor 5 activated the parachutes he snuck onboard and the crew floated down into a discussion about the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair which, although obscure, is sometimes considered by historians as significant to the trajectory of America’s evolution as the civil war or, in...

On this week’s episode we are joined once again by the magnificent mister Tim Hacker, the creator of the Cryptic Chronicles Podcast to discuss what happens when the blood-thirsty memetic denizens of the internet suddenly manifest into the real world. We talk about how tulpas are formed and the lurid catastrophes they are capable of wreaking on their unlucky victims. We tell the true tale of the Philip Experiment, the multiple Slender Man stabbings and the true identity of the ghoulish Rake....

In this week’s episode we arrive at the exciting conclusion of Tesla’s long and accomplished life. In the free section of the show we focus on Tesla’s exotic experiments following his victory in The War of the Currents which include the invention of radio, X-ray and military drone technology that earned him the title, “Father of the Wireless.” We visit his infamous, lightening producing laboratory in Colorado and go over the schematics for one of his many fabled doomsday devices, The...

In this week’s episode we continue the story on the life and times of the prolific inventor and wizard of electricity, Nikola Tesla. In the first half of the show we discuss his harrowing journey to America, his rags to riches rise to stardom, the role he played in the war of the currents and how he interacted with and differed from the great inventor Thomas Edison. In the second half we discuss his dazzling stage performances, the invention of the Tesla coil, wireless transmission, his...

In this episode we discuss the early life and times of the real-life electric wizard who helped invent the modern world, Nikola Tesla. In the free section of the show we discuss Tesla's whimsical childhood, his enchanted discovery of electricity and the forces of fate and circumstance that molded the young boy into a fledgling wizard. Most importantly we focus on the details of his life which strangely overlap with what elsewhere would pass for initiation into and gradual attainment of occult...

This week’s fuller than full length episode was written and researched by none other than Tim Hacker of the Cryptic Chronicles podcast (available at CrypticChronicles.com) and focuses on the controversial, mind-bending research of UFOlogist and author mister John Keel, most famous for introducing the world to The Mothman. In the first half of the episode we discuss the strange world-view developed in John Keel’s work including the origins of the gods, 7 story tall UFOs, shapeshifters, ancient...