Dan, Kate and Chad learn the meaning of "Don't Tread On Me" and LA Soy Boys and praying over dinner one minute and pulling a gun on people the next. That's right, it's a Conservative Indie Xmas Movie. Buckle up. call us cucks at @thexmasmistake on Twitter share your favorite devotionals @thexmasmistake on Instagram support Bootstrap Pulling at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan Kate and Chad BECOME SANTA.  Just kidding. But SOMEONE'S GONNA. AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE HEIR TO SANTA, A WOMAN, WHO SHOULD PROBABLY BE SANTA. Can't have that in my Xmas movie. Nope.  Tune in for Jack Frost being a total Chad.  Santa us at @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram send us notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad uncover hidden dark forces, and grow mad with Christmas power. Tweet us about what's up with that weird fake Australian @thexmasmistake  and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Find our d&d supplements at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Christmas grows impatient. Bodies do not yet comply. Vassals, they will be yet. Dan, Kate, and Chad are sent to a perfectly safe and normal Christmas Camp to land the big account, and they'll be fine when they get back. Seriously, don't worry about it! It's all very cool.  Tweet us business plans that your son can't know about @thexmasmistake  and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Find our d&d supplements at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, Chad, and special guest Vin live Christmas over and over and over again. They've got us, babe. Gotta get up, gotta get down (with Christmas). It's a time loop Christmas movie, I dunno. Tweet us your risotto recipes @thexmasmistake  and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Time warp! Dan, Kate, and Chad stay inside their Lacey trilogy (Tri-Lacey) and avoid a possibly phantasmal bear in Matchmaker Santa. Tweet uh, something about the bear I only remember the bear @thexmasmistake  and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad are at their most Austen-tatious with Pride and Prejudice and Mistletoe, a twist on the classic novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The twist is that it basically has nothing to do with P&P and is mostly your run-of-the-mill Hallmark. Spooky! Tweet us your investment ideas @thexmasmistake and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad think they're returning to the Xmas Kingdoms for a pleasant jaunt around Who-gives-a-f**k-ivia, turns out they've begun a Chabert streak to remember.  Look upon our dark works @thexmasmistake  and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Hit us up at [email protected] Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate and Chad get smacked in the head with a snow globe, sucking them into a realm of heart break and madness in this theory shattering world shaping Hallmark Classic, A Snow Globe Christmas. Santa Help Us.  Tweet us an escape rope @thexmasmistake  and @thexmasmistake on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan Kate and Chad launch into... wait, Kate is gone. Kate isn't here anymore. It's Travis now.  Dan Travis and Chad watch the most Basketball Xmas Movie that ever Basketballed. It has exactly one basketball for one scene.  What happens when your daughter decides that Taylor Swift should be your new wife? That's basically this movie. Buckle up. Poor Travis. Tweet us about Travis @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram pay us and stuff patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad stumble upon their darkest Hallmark yet: an actually good movie. TWITTER US @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram give us money at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad are incredibly late to this episode, and go deep into the heart of Santaland for Moonlight and Mistletoe.

Dan, Kate, and Chad neglect the big gingerbread contest to review The Sweetest Christmas, Lacey Chabert's bakery nightmare. TWITTER US @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram give us money at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate and Chad watch Xmas slowly encroach on the frontier of its influence in this very, VERY poor kinda sorta not really adaptation of Shakespeares "Romeo and Juliet". It's a terrible mess, if you watch it just skip to the end for the good Barrel Racing.  Stranger Things was great by the way. TWITTER US @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram give us money at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate and Chad SUPPORT OUR TROOPS on THE 4TH cause we planned ahead and definitely didn't get the date wrong and have to switch this episode with a different episode last minute. This one is surprisingly good.  I'd write more but Stranger Things 3 is out and I have to watch it on repeat for the next two weeks.  Talk to Chad about Stranger things @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram and on patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad gotta get back, back to the past to find... CCB's first Hallmark! Within, they figure out how to pronounce her name–probably.  Here's the video we watch during the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJpM3OducV8

Dan, Kate, and Chad stumble into the unfamiliar The Christmas Card from all-too-familiar time: an era before the infection, before the Hall Mark. Here, was a run-of-the-mill TV movie; the only darkness was the darkness in America's heart. Welcome back to the War on Terror, baybee!

Daniel, Kate and Chad learn all about Christmas Coma Ghosts and their absurd, situational rules in this movie that is DEFINITELY not "The Spirit of Christmas". Evil business men, magic electric powers, child lead ghost cults and more, it gets so, so weird. @thexmasmistake on Twitter @thexmasmistake on Instagram patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Daniel, Kate, and Chad travel back to the 1940s to... really just go back to the present and watch a pretty by-the-numbers fish out off water Hallmark. Comet doesn't really make sense. Hit us up on Patreon. @thexmasmistake on Twitter @thexmasmistake on Instagram patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Daniel, Kate and Chad enter a realm as thin as a gingerbread house, as hollow as a gingerbread house, impermanent as a gingerbread house. Would you believe it's a gingerbread house? Get early access and other perks at https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet us your most cursed gingerbread creations at @thexmasmistake Email us your favorite gingerbread recipe at [email protected]

Daniel, Kate, and Chad fall fast for festive footwear fanatic-focused fantasy film A Shoe Addict's Christmas. Is CCB's Noelle really addicted to shoes? Nope. Has her obsession for heels ruined her life? Not really. Is it kinda messed up that people throw around "addict" so casually? It is! Get early access and other perks at https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet us your least inspiring photos @thexmasmistake Email our firefighter best friends at [email protected]

Daniel, Kate, and Chad discuss the movie that A Christmas Prince took all its test answers from, Crown for Christmas. Watch as they wade deeper into the Chronogeographic territory of Xmas-Land.  Get early access and other perks at https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet us your histories of Winshire @thesmasmistake Email our sibling-lovers across the ocean at [email protected]

Daniel, Kate, and Chad wish they could forget this instant clas-suck through some sort of Santesque mesmerization. Watch as four average coastal elites rediscover the central tenets of Xmas feudalism on a budget! It may look, sound, and feel like a horror movie, but it (probably) isn't! Right? Featuring a romance that's barely a romance, a real, live Xmas cultist, a new rule, and Coleman falls in a mine!

Twas the night before March, and all through LA No Christmas signs could be seen, not even a sleigh.  But here to bring festivities to this out of season verse, were Dan, Kate and Chad with their Cold Christmas Curse. Live from Clifton's Republic! Get early access and other perks at https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet your out of season Xmas Pics @TheXmasMistake  Email us about your favorite Tiki Bar at [email protected]

Daniel, Kate and Chad chaperon a couple of four year old children in adult bodies who are probably maybe going to fall in Xmas with each other. There is so much blue and so much pain and it is a true herald of our darkest chapter yet. Get early access and other perks at https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet your babysitting tips to us @TheXmasMistake    Email us your Family Game results to [email protected]