>Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach

>Dogs can not see your bones but cats can

>When Mozart was alive he was a composer but now he is a decomposer

>Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think its race related

>My friend got in hot water with a mime and that mime said unspeakable things to him.

>Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other.. You stay here. I will go on a head.

boy.. that escalated quickly.. I mean that really got out of hand fast.

I buy my guns from a guy called TRex... he is a small arms dealer.

My friend said he could make a gun with his 3D printer... but I have had a Canon printer for years.

AD. seeking a man to cross breeds labradors and poodles. A labradoodle dude will do

Im not humble.. Im just not good enough at anything to be proud.

Ikes wife is an 80s fire and brimstone saying... Tina Turner burn

Seafarers can hear the calm before the storm. The sound is a sea flat

What is grey and unimportant... an irrelephant

The waiter spilled chowder on my trousers so I said HEY. There is soup in my fly

Yet again

The Lord did not walk on water after the resurrection because it is harder with holes in your feet

My boss asked why I came into the office with corona virus. He misheard... I said I have a case of Corona

My son teases me for quitting a marathon after 1km. Its become a running joke.

When Chuck Norris was a kid. His parents slept in his bed when they were scared

The reason the Avengers have the best parade float is due to their huge banner

In recent news a paddy wagon collided with a cement truck today resulting in many hardened criminals

we are starting a fish and chip store run by convicted felons called OFF THE HOOK

As the clown and a boy walked through the woods he says.. it sure is scary in here.. the clown replied.. at least you dont have to walk home alone

My belt is not able to make ends meet