Episodes
>A rolling stone grows no moss so leave no stone unturned unless of course you want moss.
Published 04/25/24
Published 04/25/24
>Having a massive head is a hard secret to keep under your hat
Published 04/18/24
>Another name for a happy cowboy is a jolly rancher
Published 04/11/24
>Another name for a happy cowboy is a jolly rancher
Published 04/05/24
>Darth Vader is American because he favours the Imperial System
Published 03/28/24
>The swordfish has few natural predators, except the penfish which is mightier
Published 03/21/24
>Some birds eat other birds so I guess you could say Dahmer eats like a bird
Published 03/14/24
>What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses
Published 03/07/24
>Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap
Published 03/04/24
>Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.
Published 02/29/24
>They call an Irish baker a ginger bread man
Published 02/15/24
>A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist
Published 02/10/24
>You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer
Published 02/01/24
>My Italian roommate wastes his money buying pasta. He says it was worth every penne
Published 01/26/24
>Juan is very controlling and manipulative and no Juan is going to tell me what to do
Published 01/22/24
>Turns out Canadas not real... its all maple leaf
Published 01/11/24
>My eye doctor is an Eskimo... I guess I am seeing an optical Aleutian
Published 01/04/24
>Difference between a musician and mutual fund is that one will mature and make money
Published 12/28/23
>I enjoy painting wildlife... but the rabbits leave hair on my rollers.
Published 12/21/23
>Taekwondo has backkicks whereas politics has kickbacks
Published 12/15/23
>Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is
Published 12/07/23
>Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach
Published 11/30/23
>Dogs can not see your bones but cats can
Published 11/24/23
>When Mozart was alive he was a composer but now he is a decomposer
Published 11/16/23