Live from Newark!  Today, this is what's important: Dick pills, aphrodisiacs, cologne, Lola Bunny, harmonicas, how to keep a man happy, heights, Ben Stiller, McDonalds, high school, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Long Island!  Today, this is what's important: Break dancing, dog fighting, long island iced tea, the best Long Island celebs, Robert Moore, headphones, Buckcherry, tattoos of the guys, hot topics, Q&A, & more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Houston!  Today, this is what's important: Kyle's break dancing, beating cancer, Sugar In The Raw, wedding videos, who is most likely to die sober, teeth, DJ Screw, lean, pyrotechnics, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from San Antonio!  Today, this is what's important: The Riverwalk, the Alamo, Thanksgiving traditions, great aunt Hazel, tamales, Victor Wembanyama, car alarms, parenting, shooting guns, Selena, songs the guys jerked off to, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from San Diego!  Today, this is what's important: Being stoked, Adam looking like a cop, John Cena, American Idol, whale's vagina, running away from home, Comic Con, childhood bedrooms, school memories, hot topics, Q&A, & more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Oakland!  Today, this is what's important: Ders missing, Bay Area slang, finger prints & buttholes, baydestrians, the 69th birthday, resin highs, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Portland!  Today, this is what's important: Professional fans, Jeopardy, Hollywood agents, I love yous, strip clubs, weather, DnD, shopping, teachers, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Austin!  Today, this is what's important: Olympians, Waco Surf, harassment vs assault, two-stepping, their ideal men, Austin stories, getting cut out of projects, Ice Spice, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Dallas! Today, this is what's important: Bangovers, Kyle's tattoos, jerking off, drinking, protesting, Jared Leto, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from San Jose!  Today, this is what's important: Water trash, moms, diarrhea, movie villains, aging, sports hats, Isaac sound drops, doctors, water parks, hot topics, Q&A, & more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Seattle!  Today, this is what's important: Macklemore, Starbucks, Halloween costumes, mom hairstyles, Willy Wonka, snacks, Kyle's jizz chair, water parks, naked women, rats, Arnold Schwarzenegger, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Salt Lake City! Today, this is what's important: Utah alcohol limits, words, Adam's mustache, best holidays, tiktok, VR porn, celebrity doppelgangers, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Atlanta! Today, this is what's important: A-Town stunners, Bananas In Pajamas, strip clubs, roller rink, body attraction, Atlanta being another Hollywood, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Live from Louisville!  Today, this is what's important: Rock quarries, hangovers, Bourbon, standing 69, Friday the 13th, creepy bug stories, fighting kids, turning forty, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Indianapolis!  Today, this is what's important: Jizz, Buzzballs, Blank Check, Kyle setting the house on fire, airdropping, Paris Hilton, college parties, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Columbus! Today, this is what's important: Furniture, man movies, Der Dutchman, magic eyes, the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, impressions, childhood programming, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Cleveland!  Today, this is what's important: Furniture, erotic fiction, the Cleveland steamer, team names, Bone Thugs & Harmony, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from St. Louis!  Today, this is what's important: Air Force Ones, Nelly, circumcision, cum, the beer bong cycle, motorcycles, blacking out, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Denver!  Today, this is what's important: Weed, Jim Hensen, how they entertained themselves back in the day, Ders' outfit, the altitude, childhood acne, porn, rocky mountain oysters, topics, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: A recap of the TII tour, so far! Buy your tickets at TIITour.com.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Long Beach! Today, this is what's important: C walking, dirty talk, diarrhea, gambling, nervous breakdowns, road rage, rollerblading, prison escapes, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Phoenix!  Today, this is what's important: Horniest cities, Lake Havasu, 98 Degrees, car accidents, haircuts from their youth, Britney Spears, sports games, Q&A, and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From The Chicago Theater!  Today, this is what's important: Evanstan, floofy hair, Florida, Malort, aliens, Blake breaking his back, diarrhea, Instagram algorithms, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Boston!  Today, this is what's important: The Wizards, pickleball, Buzzballs, luggage talk, early memories, first boners, botox, an audience Q&A, & more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.