Today I got a truck, I'm changing up on y'all, drinking a bunch (including dairy and vodka) and puking, David Bowie and Jim Henson, being a bird dad, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I talked about getting attacked by a goose, geese facts, bringing BuzzBallz back, best and worst BuzzBallz, my birds don't like me anymore, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I talked about still fasting, I did P90X yoga for the first time in years, my whole body hurts, how I'll die in the zombie apocalypse, weird health stuff, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I'm still fighting this month long sinus infection, my body is cleaning out all my past Cheetos, "Yes, Points!", I only did this podcast because I can't let Frank down, and MORE Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I talked about fasting for 24 hours, eating a footlong sandwich, picking the animals we decide to eat and leave alone, body breaking down, being a fat 30 year old, and MORE Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I talked about shaving my body and looking like the biggest baby, watching people do drugs in middle school, porno stories, being podcast consistency, trimming bushes, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast! 

Today I talked about boobs vs butts, video games, PlayStation is superior, getting older, Chinese food, good burps, mixing different drinks together, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I'm still sick somehow, we had a Valentine's Party with our favorite people, staying up too late, cards and toys, why I have to shave my beard, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast!

Today I talked about skating, Viva La Bam, lingering sinus issues, clogged ears, screwed up coffee, call of duty, just wanting the soundboard to work when I click it, and MORE! Please rate and leave a comment on the podcast!

Today I talked about where I've been, hopefully I'm back for good, we don't waste alcohol, the Browns loss, things that matter, being sick sucks, and MORE! Please rate and comment on the podcast! 

Today we talked about 100 things because we both have ADHD, Kim Kardashian's ass, my sound board is my talker, I pull out my p**sy, possible life goals, hyperfixations, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast, it really helps!

Today I talked about being knocked out of fantasy football for the year, smarter betting, am I autistic, street corn dip, and MORE! Please rate and comment on the podcast!

Today I was joined by my wife *Borat voice*, she hates the soundboard, she knows football more than I knew, airs out my fantasy football pains, and MORE! Please rate the podcast and leave a comment!

Today I talked about some fantasy football, wanting to be a golf guy, Snoop and Martha should be a couple, still having sinus issues, being social sucks but it's pretty fun, being a Browns fan is rough, can OSU still make the playoffs, and MORE! This episode sucks, but please still rate and leave a comment! 

Today I talked about fantasy football, a trade that actually went through, the sweet taste of a Browns win leading to a Steelers firing, eating hotdogs on the way to school, 1990-2008 were the best years of the human race, maybe getting "me too'd", and MORE! Please take a second to rate and comment on the podcast!

Today I talked about Deshaun Watson being shut down for the rest of the year, Chipotle sucks, Taco Bell rocks, Black Friday was better when it was crazy, Thanksgiving food might be tolerable now that Ohio is cool, anxiety talk, putting up your Christmas tree early, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast, it really helps!

Today I talked about always being anxious and never bored, switching from coffee to tea because of my baby belly, going all in or not going at all, being more social, fantasy football trending down, and MORE! Please rate and subscribe to the podcast, it really helps!

Today I introduced Hot Boy Winter, birthday recap, my wife is an elite gift giver, fantasy football recap, getting screwed by Tua AGAIN, going all in on CJ Hamm, and MORE! Please rate the show to support! (It actually helps)

Today I talked about how I feel turning 30 but feeling like a child, the abomination that is cloth napkins when eating out, Olive Garden sucks,  feeling on the brink of an anxiety attack, Mike Myers movies, and MORE! Please rate the podcast if you enjoy it or just want to make my day!

Today I gave a little update on life the past few weeks, as always I gave an update on fantasy football, losing money on bets, being a Browns fan, I'm an honorary henchman, and much MORE!  Please rate if you enjoy or just to make my day, it helps a lot!

Today I talked about fantasy football, Dan and I are friends again, gutting FanDuel and DraftKings bets, scoring 150 and losing is the worst, scented pinecones, Bravo TV, is my wife a curse?, and MORE!  

Today I explained what a coward move Dan tried to pull on me (unsuccessfully because I won), winning not 1 but 2 leagues by less than a point in each, watching a Best Ball porno, and MORE! 

Today I recapped my second fantasy league draft, KC vs Det, apologies to Dan, avocado toast, overheating, leg day everyday, shoulder pains, and MORE!

Today I rosterbated the day after the draft like a filthy animal, found out that I actually have podcast listeners, Dan didn't draft Taysom Hill, fantasy teams I like and dislike, and MORE!