Episodes
Published 11/29/22
Dear Georgia Democracy is looking to you on December 6. Please vote for integrity. Vote for values. Vote for morals and ethics. Vote for love. Vote to eliminate antisemitism, racism, sexism, genderism in the halls of congress. Vote for Raphael Warnock. Love, Your Fellow Lovers of Democracy!   Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism There's something happening here…  And it feels dystopian to be clear.  Rittenhouse with a gun over there…   Telling Dems, they ought to beware!  You better...
Published 11/29/22
You reap what you sow, and MAGA’s have pushed PenelOpe far-too-far with their violent rhetoric. Especially Kari Lake! She’s a bridge too the f@ck far for your normal warm-blooded mammal. If Scary Kari wins, just think: 8 more years of that corrosive, vitriolic, petty, vindictive Trumpie-with-T**s-and-a-brain!!  Grammy, her one-eyed puggle, Pete Buttegieg and Abdullah Greenwood corner PenelOpe in the girl’s bathroom, and conduct what they referred to as a “Deprogramming” intervention. You’ll...
Published 11/08/22
Shit Happens. Also, if this isn't reason for #ObamaCare, we don’t know WTF is! And, FWIW, Tucker Carlson is a t**t! xoxo
Published 11/04/22
Mostly PenelOp HATES the New York Times! A-K-A – Enemy of the People New York Times… A-K-A home of Maggie Haberman, … A-K-A the lady who wrote the “Fake Book” about President Trump called CONFIDENCE MAN, which has all sorts of “made up stories” in it. But on this episode, she LOVES the All-the-fake-news-that’s-fit-to-print New York Times! For the first time they delivered a proclamation all DEPLORABLES can all believe in! The headline reads, “Voters see democracy in peril, but SAVING it ISN’T...
Published 10/28/22
PenelOp starts this episode with a big fat apology tour for Jimmy Woods and Jonny Voight. She neglected to mention them during her prior devotional, highlighting the stellar lineup of celebrities that the MAGA’s have representing them, including Ye, Scott Baio and Kid Rock. Out of pure devotion to this great theocracy, those two old MAGA Farts tweet like mad, feverishly attempting to remain relevant atop the dusty ash-heap of primordial, white, conservative men. Meanwhile, the DEMwits got...
Published 10/21/22
Stand back and stand-bye, Blessed Fathers and Mothers of the Pious Proud Oath-Keeper Boys!!! Shite is starting to get REAL!   On this episode Midge dons her patent-pending CONE OF THE FAITHFUL® to share highly sensitive, exclusive insights into the Pro-Democracy Democrats’ election manipulation strategies for November. Then she will share what is necessary to take control of halls in congress, with or without zip-ties and pipe bombs this time. AND, Lady Lindsey compares Hitler to...
Published 10/14/22
On this most critical episode, Midge gets on her podcast soapbox, and exposes the definitive reason that all Libtards are all motherf@ckers and they hate God!   Midge is not unlike other highly successful podcasters like, Brene Brown and Glennon Doyle and now Drew Barrymore, if they actually LOVED God, and weren’t a buncha goddamn heathens. The arc of the moral universe is long , Drew Barrymore, but it bends towards, a whole lotta things!  And, we answer this most pressing question, if the...
Published 10/07/22
During this, the longest summer in the history of the world, we await the denouement of this great American experiment in Democracy. Also, on this episode, we answer the VERY impordant question, who the eff shot JR, anyway? JR Ewing, by-the-by, suffered from “Narcissistic Personality Disorder,” an incurable disease articulated in the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.  Our host has it on good authority that the DSM IV was secretly authored by Kelly...
Published 09/30/22
ALT TITLE: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi , Bobby Kennedy & Ashley Babbitt  BREAKING Ted Cruz News!!  This Just In: Ted Cruz is a dangerous putz!! And so is Lindsey Graham! All evidence points to the fact that he and The Former Guy are gaslighting the country and eagerly anticipating “riots in the streets,” from those white supremacist social justice warriors, the Oath Keepers, the Proud Boys and the Pillow Guy.  Also, Lady Lindsey is riling up the lady Demwits, with his bill to label them...
Published 09/23/22
Take it from Satan, himself, you play with fire, you get burned! Superstitions are for heathens and questionables! But, choosing to air her THIRTEENTH episode, was a BIG mistake for Midge! Find out why.  Also, we dig deep on the Mir-A-Lago raid by the “radical-left scoundrels,” and provide a detailed timeline of how it all went down. HINT: it was really, all just a silly storage issue, per lil’ Marco Rubio’s opinion… in which international nuclear secrets were not managed properly. Big effen...
Published 09/16/22
“Vice” President “Diaper Joe” thinks there’s a LOT at stake in the November Midterms. No SHIT Sleepy Joe! ABORTION ACCESS IS ON THE BALLOT, FFS! No exceptions for rape, incest, the life of the mother, and/or the acknowledgement that women are full-fledged human beings who ought to have domain over their own bodies! Also, what’s with all the mean talk about the MAGA’s and Christian Nationalists, anyhew? According to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s are the party of peace and Christian...
Published 09/09/22
According to Ron DeSantis, governor of the great state of DON’T SAY GAY, “Florida is where woke goes to die.” That is the first verifiably true thing ol’ Ron has uttered since coming to office. Woke is dying an ugly death in Florida. Freedom of choice is dead there. Freedom to reason is grasping its final breath. Freedom of religion is dead there, unless you’re a CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST, of COURSE! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Ron DeSantis, Donald J....
Published 09/02/22
Part dos of our two episode SPECIAL! Who would of thunk that members of the modern-day U.S. Congress would proudly embrace the moniker, Christian Nationalist? But, alas, they do. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobo Boebert are the face of White Christian Nationalism, and the heart and the very SOUL of the GOP! And, for the FIRST TIME EVER, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, we break out special new podcast technology called “The Cone of the Faithful.” When our host, Midge Penelope, dons the cone –...
Published 08/26/22
Part one of our first two-part special is based on the following UNHINGED tweet from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene. MTG is worse than a ‘Thorn in the USA,’ she is a fungus among us, an exemplary model of our domestic white supremacists and the face of CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM spreading across the globe (and far more dangerous than a pandemic.)  “I am being attacked by the godless left because I said I’m a proud Christian Nationalist. These evil people are even calling me a Nazi because I...
Published 08/19/22
From the first day the Pinata and the Santa Maria sailed over the ‘pond,’ a whole mighty lot of God-fearing Christian’s discovered this great land. They broke bread with their Indian brothers and sisters, and graciously saved their ill-fated souls by forcing them to be born again by accepting Jesus into their hearts… in exchange for their land, women, and terrific corn recipes. And, yet, they still have the gall to complain about the White Man. Apparently, they never heard of Manifest...
Published 08/12/22
DROPPING a day EARLY for the brilliant and exceptionally sexy & attractive  listeners of The Stephanie Miller Show! On this groundbreaking episode, our host, Midge Penelope, will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally, totally-and-completely that January 6th never even happened in 2021, and was thusly struck from the Gregorian calendar.   And, she shares Marjorie Taylor Greene’s solutions oriented plan to reunite and ignite white Christian citizens across the...
Published 08/04/22
Our favorite podcast host, Margaret Penelope, is not in Georgia anymore, nor Kansas, for that matter. Join her as she takes a harrowing tornado ride, landing smack dab in the land of Dr. Oz… and we’re not even talking New Jersey! Just imagine! Mitch McConnell was there, but he had no heart, and Matt Gaetz was there, but he had no brain…. And there were 147 ghastly, little, cowardly congress people running around with hideous red hats and the mark of the beast on their foreheads… all competing...
Published 07/29/22
Sarah Palin, America’s Favorite Lipstick wearing Bulldog and Alaskan Maverick is bacKKK, and she hasn’t changed one Bit! Mama Grizzly says we’re in the spiritual battle of our lives AND, just like MTG, she’s dumber than a brick! Remember, A Vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a commitment to ignorance and foolhardiness!!! Tucker Carlson is Midge’s Biatch!!! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Sarah Palin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Jacob...
Published 07/22/22
The one single-solitary thing more sacred to our host, MPT, than her devotion to the 2ND Amendment is her devotion to the universal abolishment of Drag Queen Story Time. In this episode, she explores Marjorie Taylor Greene’s utterly unfounded theory about how the July 4th shootings were designed to persuade Republicans to go along with more gun control. Where did that conspiracy come from in the first place??? (Apologies in advance, to all of the beautiful drag queens, everywhere.)    On this...
Published 07/15/22
On this “Very Special Episode,” Margaret celebrates the loss of women’s rights across the country, and praises Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ginni Thomas for their unrelenting opposition to choice. On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Amy Coney Barret, Ginni Thomas, Rep. Mary Miller, Lindsay Graham, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jerry Falwell Junior, Josh Hawley, Mo Brooks, Ted Cruz, Mike Pence, Clarence Thomas, and most deplorable of them all, Tucker...
Published 07/08/22
Episode “Dos” For you legal Mexicans who have ‘seen the light,’ and who have… against your own self-interests and preservation, courageously opted to turn the political tides RED, and flip the house in November!!   Midge will lament the fact that we are all losing our religion, she will interpret some of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s crazy, she will share the wisdom and humor of Fox News, and she will make a case that story-time for children is destructive and must be abolished.  On this episode,...
Published 07/08/22
Meet your host, the extremely Christ-centered “Margaret Penelope Taylor” AKA “Midge,” a deep red Republican, a proud-as-shit “deplorable”, and card-carrying ambassador for the Marjorie Taylor Greene Klan!!! Marjorie Taylor Greene for President!  On this episode, Midge celebrates her fellow deplorables, Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, Lindsay Graham, and most deplorable of them all, Tucker McTuckFace Carlson!   Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez Join the...
Published 07/05/22