"The lads spend the 4th show of April searching for the panic button, only to find Jolly sleeping on it. The words "Whitecaps" and "underperforming" get thrown around like MLS Red Cards used to."

"This week the lads try to figure out why the Whitecaps looked like crumbling RFK stadium, while dissecting another dodgy DeJong tackle. And, some esoteric 30,000 feet stuff."

"The lads regret to inform you that refereeing will be discussed again. Also a Caps-DC preview with guaranteed incorrect predictions."

"To kick off April & get a feel for the Caps vs LA Galaxy, the lads enlist a special guest at BC Place. Also, DISCO is back...and it's still not cool. Plus a look back at Canada-Mexico."

"The troop brings you this week's show from the 4th officials table at BC Place after Canada gets shredded by El Tri. They'll also look back at the Blas Perez show in Seattle, and preview the high scoring and loose defending Houston Dynamo."

It's almost spring, so the lads go outside for the first time this year. Ted says "I told you so" over Smith and Flores, while the big clash with Seattle is previewed. The troop also lays down the gauntlet on the "Gunners".

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The troop invades Portland and bunkers down to interrogate the Whitecaps two most interesting off season captures.

"The lads invade Portland in a Voodoo donuts induced coma. Performances against the Timbers are analyzed along with the possible starting lineup for Montreal. Expect at least one Portlandia reference."

"In between packing up Ted's tank for Portland, the lads review the Whitecaps big moves this week, training tempo, and the game-plan for PDX. The troop will also answer some CPL correspondence and review some kit."

"This week the lads invade another fine establishment where they carry on with some CPL discussion. The squad also bids adieu to the longest serving Whitecap Gershon Koffie, and welcome a very special guest who just so happens to be a member of the 17."

"Two new recruits are enlisted this week as Carlo Corazzin and David Norman help break down Friday's late loss to the US in Carson, and a week that saw the Whitecaps land Blas Perez. The lads also debate whether the LA Galaxy will succeed with their recent signings."

The lads kick around the rumoured Canadian Premier League, propose ways of overcoming 5 key obstacles, and romanticize over potential markets and club identities.

"Two new recruits are enlisted this week as Carlo Corazzin and David Norman help break down Friday's late loss to the US in Carson, and a week that saw the Whitecaps land Blas Perez. The lads also debate whether the LA Galaxy will succeed with their recent signings."

"The squad spends their last show of January dissecting the Fraser Aird signing, and the promising pre-season for Christian Dean. While WFC2 is stockpiling talent, 2 MLS sides saw significant departures. There's also some serious DeVos name dropping."

The troop debriefs the wonderful career of an all time Canadian soccer favourite...FC Edmonton coach Colin Miller.

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"It's the post draft show...as opposed to the post DRAUGHT show, which is pretty much every week. The lads will share their thoughts on the Whitecaps strategy in Baltimore, while rating Cole Seiler at number 16. There was also plenty of MLS news to digest."

"It's another busy week in Whitecaps-ville, with the rumoured acquisition of a talented Tico, and the preparations for Combine and Superdraft week, and MLS Schedule release. The boys will also kick around the new LAFC logo, and answer some correspondence."

It's the first show of the year, and the Whitecaps are heavily featured given their signing of Masado Kudo, and the links with some other players. The troop also explores the recent "Province Year End Poll" and Ted has a puzzled look when asked about the LA Galaxy.

"It's the Boxing Day Bubble and Squeek edition of Footy Soldiers, as the boys look back on their favourite moments from the Jason Devos, Nick Dasovic, Carl Robinson, and Carlo Corazzin visits."

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"This week, the squad reviews "A Comedy of Errors" AKA the MLS Cup Final. Player moves within the Caps are dissected along with a plethora of other league wide transactions. And then there's this matter of David vs Goliath in the FA Cup, as Teddy's Wycombe get drawn against Peter's Aston Villa."

The lads sit down with one of this country's most prolific strikers to talk about big career decisions, hitchhiking, Warnock, and Christmas Day Birthdays.