Episodes
Tonight you will be listening to Twitch’s Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison. Twitch Terms of Service Part 1 Highlights: * Word Count: 6664 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Other Agreements: There are 11 other terms or documents that are referred to within this TOS that you agree to when you accept these terms and conditions * If you permit others to use your account credentials, you agree to these Terms of Service on behalf of all other persons who use the Services under...
Published 06/15/21
Published 06/15/21
Tonight you will be listening to Snap Inc. Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison. Snap Inc. Terms of Service Highlights: * Word Count: 5033 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * One of the options we provide with Memories is the ability to create a restricted area by setting a passcode, which might be a PIN or a passphrase or some other mechanism. This is similar to the device-lock option you may be using on your mobile device; by setting a passcode, you make it less likely that...
Published 06/01/21
Tonight you will be listening to Nifty Gateway Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison. Nifty Gateway Terms of Use Highlights: * Word Count: 5685 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Unclaimed Property: If Nifty Gateway is holding funds in your account and has no record of your use of the Service for several years, they may be required, upon passage of applicable time periods, to report these funds as unclaimed property in accordance with the abandoned property and escheat laws. *...
Published 05/23/21
Tonight you will be listening to Vacation Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison. Vacation Terms of Service Highlights: * Word Count: 7375 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Vacation has made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and images of our products. They cannot guarantee that your computer monitor’s display of any color will be accurate. * For the referral program a Qualified Referral is defined as a purchase made at www.vacation.inc by a person (a...
Published 05/16/21
Welcome to Season 3 of Ts&Zzz! Tonight you will be listening to NBA Top Shot Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott Elchison. NBA Top Shot Terms of Use Highlights: * Word count: 7157 * New Word Learned: Ab Initio - from the beginning * Each NBA Top Shot Moment has no inherent or intrinsic value * A person’s Flow Network public address will be made publicly visible whenever they engage in a transaction with NBA Top Shot. * Payments cannot be reversed! * Users are solely responsible for...
Published 04/02/21
Tonight you will be listening to WhatsApp Terms of Service. Narrated by Henry. *WhatsApp Terms of Service Highlights:* * Word count: 5217 * Facebook bought WhatsApp back in 2014 for $19 billions dollars. * WhatsApp receives information from, and shares information with, the Facebook Companies ( https://faq.whatsapp.com/general/security-and-privacy/the-facebook-companies ) , to provide integrations which enable you to connect your WhatsApp experience with other Facebook Company Products (...
Published 01/11/21
Tonight you will be listening to TikTok’s Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison. * Word Count: 7582 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * You agree not to provide any answers, responses, comments, opinions, analysis or recommendations that you are not properly licensed or otherwise qualified to provide * The content on TikTok is provided for general information only. It is not intended to amount to advice on which you should rely. * TikTok’s automated systems analyze your content, including...
Published 12/29/20
Tonight you will be listening to Airbnb Terms of Service Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison. *Airbnb Terms of Service Part 2 Highlights:* * Word Count: 4912 (9694) * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * New Word Learned: Exigent - pressing; demanding. * Verified Users: Any references to a Member or Listing being "verified" (or similar language) indicate only that the Member or Listing or Air B and B has completed a relevant verification or identification process and *nothing else*. * Here are all...
Published 12/22/20
Tonight you will be listening to Airbnb Terms of Service Part 1. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Airbnb Terms of Service P1 Highlights: * Word Count: 5329 (9694) * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Users are responsible to investigate a Host Service to determine whether it is suitable for them. For example, Host Services may carry risk of illness, bodily injury, disability, or death, and you freely and willfully assume those risks by choosing to participate in those Host Services. * AirBnb hosts are...
Published 12/16/20
Tonight you will be listening to Discords Terms of Service. Narrated by a clone of Scott Elchison’s voice. Discord Terms of Service Highlights: * Word Count: 7175 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * New Word Learned: Estoppel - The principle which precludes a person from asserting something contrary to what is implied by a previous action or statement of that person or by a previous pertinent judicial determination. * You agree not to: develop, distribute, or publicly inform other members of...
Published 12/09/20
Tonight you will be listening to Instagram Terms of Use. Narrated by a clone of Scott Elchison’s voice. Instagram Terms of Use Highlights: * Word Count: 3911 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Instagram is owned by Facebook * You can't use a domain name or URL in your username without Instagram’s prior written consent. * Instagram can change your username if they think it is necessary * Instagram use’s data from Instagram and other Facebook Company Products, as well as from third-party...
Published 12/01/20
Tonight you will be listening to Descript's Terms of Service. Narrated by a AI clone of Scott Elchison voice. Descript’s Terms of Service Highlights: * Word Count: 5712 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * *Overdub Highlight:* By submitting Training Audio to Descript, you consent (and represent and warrant that you have obtained the consent of any third-party Consenting Speakers) to our use and storage of the audio recordings and voices you submit as follows: * (a) to use your voice, and the...
Published 11/15/20
Tonight you will be listening to Knowable’s Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Knowable's Terms and Conditions Highlights: * Word Count: 6440 * Arbitration Agreement: No * What is the DMCA? The Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) is a 1998 United States ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States ) copyright ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright ) law ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law ) that implements two 1996 treaties of the World Intellectual Property...
Published 11/09/20
Tonight you will be listening to the Morning Brew’s Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Morning Brew Privacy Policy Highlights: * Word Count: 4204 * New Word Learned: Adduced - cite as evidence. * "a number of factors are adduced to explain the situation" * Morning Brew does *not* use cookies for online advertising * Morning Brew does *not* do not sell, trade, rent, or share your personal information with third parties for their marketing purposes. * Morning Brew uses personal...
Published 10/26/20
Tonight you will be listening to Unsplash's Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Unsplash Terms and Conditions Highlights: * Word Count: 5316 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Photos on the Unsplash service come with a very, very broad copyright license under the Unsplash License. This is why they say that they are “Free to Use.” * Users own all of the content that they upload to Unsplash * You cannot sell copies of photos on Unsplash without first significantly or meaningfully...
Published 10/19/20
Tonight you will be listening to Reddit’s User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Reddit User Agreement and Privacy Policy Highlights * Word Count: 7634 * Arbitration Agreement: No * New Word: Investigatory - designed to find information or ascertain facts; "a fact-finding committee" * When posting content to Reddit, users waive their moral rights associated with that content. In the United States, the term "moral rights" typically refers to the right of an author to...
Published 10/12/20
Tonight, you will be listening to Overcast’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Overcast Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Highlights * Word count: 3836 * Arbitration Agreement: No * Overcast Premium subscriptions automatically renew unless it is canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period * Users are solely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of there Overcast account passwords * New Overcast accounts are created anonymously, without...
Published 09/27/20
Tonight, you will be listening to Substack’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. SubStack’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Highlights: * Word Count: 5445 * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Creators own the rights to the content that is published on Substack. * When deleting a Substack account there is no guarantee that the content will be deleted from Substack’s record or backups and posts may remain viewable in other locations if they were saved by other users. *...
Published 09/21/20
Tonight, you will be listening to DoorDash’s Terms and Conditions Part 2. Narrated by Eric Poluhovich. Here’s to better sleep! DoorDash Terms and Conditions P2 Highlights: * Word Count: 6143 (9180) * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * New Word Learned: Inured - come into operation; take effect. * When ordering alcohol delivery through DoorDash a person cannot be intoxicated when receiving the delivery. * To begin arbitration users must send a physical letter to DoorDash’ office in San...
Published 09/14/20
Welcome to Season 2 of Ts&Zzz! Tonight, you will be listening to DoorDash’s Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Eric Poluhovich. Here’s to better sleep! DoorDash Terms and Conditions P1 Highlights * Word Count: 4931 (9180) * DoorDash positions themselves as a marketplace that operates software connecting consumers and contractors. They are not a food delivery service, restaurant or food preparation business. * Users will not submit a rating or review in exchange for payment, free food or...
Published 09/07/20
Peacock Terms of Use Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Peacock Terms of Use P2 Highlights: * Word Count: 9631 (4834) * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * New Word: Lascivious - (of a person, manner, or gesture) feeling or revealing an overt and often offensive sexual desire. * Arbitration is confidential. You agree not to release any information (ex. materials or results) publicly. * California residents waive the protections of California civil code §1542. Which states: A general release does...
Published 07/27/20
Peacock Terms of Use Part 1. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Peacock Terms of Use P1 Highlights: * Word Count: 9631 ( 4797 P1) * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * Peacock acknowledges and warns users that some of their content has outdated cultural references. * User’s should not rely on Peacock content for any advice. Especially legal or medication shows. * You agree not to use any ad blockers when using the Peacock service. * If your payment method is due to expire Peacock has the option to reach...
Published 07/20/20
Tactile Games Terms of Service Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Tactile Games Terms of Service P2 Highlights * Word Count: 5832 (P2 2,332) * Arbitration Agreement: Yes * By accepting these terms of service you are also accepting their privacy policy * Tactile Games has an opt out of Arbitration clause built into the TOS. You have the right to opt-out and not be bound by the arbitration and class action waiver provisions set forth in sections 19 and 20 above by sending written notice of...
Published 07/14/20
Tactile Games Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Tactile Games Terms of Service P1 Highlights * Word Count: 5832 (P1 3500) * Abrition Agreement: Yes * Tactile Games can delete your account if it is inactive for more than 120 days * Tactile Games grants it user’s a license to access their content. User’s don’t buy anything. * Tactile Games relies on users connecting their Facebook accounts as a means to sync a game across devices and as a way to back up a game. Support this...
Published 07/07/20