Episodes
Published 09/14/17
So it ends... for now.
Published 09/14/17
"I shall protect you and then we will have sex."
Published 05/26/17
"She's just naked all the time. That doesn't mean she's a slut."
Published 05/18/17
"Aaw... that's not very party, bro."
Published 05/11/17
"He can pound trout with the best of them!"
Published 05/04/17
"It's gonna smell, just so you know."
Published 04/27/17
"It's just a biological pile of beef."
Published 04/20/17
"He's carrying an angry load right now."
Published 04/13/17
"It's still okay to bang, but they're different."
Published 04/06/17
"To our genocidal overlord!"
Published 03/30/17
We begin again. Again.
Published 03/23/17
"Send the negotiating horse!"
Published 01/02/17
"This old lady makes sex clothes?"
Published 12/26/16
"Man, that's a lot of ass damage."
Published 12/19/16
"If you panic you're going in the meat hut."
Published 12/12/16
"I'm going in, Shattercock. Deeper than ever."
Published 12/05/16
"We asked about the harvest, not the... 'Whore-vest'."
Published 11/28/16
"Let us go forth with reckless abandon."
Published 11/21/16
"I actually had to pee, I wasn't masturbating."
Published 11/14/16
"Those were some huge... attacks... Shattercock."
Published 11/07/16
"Smells like somebody wrapped a steak in a garbage bag."
Published 10/31/16
"We're about to die."
Published 10/03/16
"...you got the measurements of a human ladle!"
Published 09/26/16
"We all have AIDS? Thanks."
Published 09/19/16