Wise words in video games.

There are dogs in video games and people wanna pet them The question quickly becomes not "CAN you?" but "SHOULD you?"

it's that time of the year again

we're on the internet and on the case

We're praying and picking fights. The finer points of eyebrow and brow meat. A new super hero is born for the Watchmen.

Alligators have quickly become to go to mascot for death rolling fascism in our time. It's time we explore the REAL gators on Twitter and get to the bottom of the beef between them and the Ninja Turtles, their alliance with Kedrick Lamar and the future of the piercing industry.

We're back! And we're talking about K-Pop Twitter, BTS, Stans, and police, so we're probably going to be cancelled. It's been fun knowing y'all.

Get your slingshots, get your finest quarantine suit, we're live in the field.

We let him in. This episode got kind of hijacked because of WWE Summer Slam, but we're putting our Fantano hats on for wrestling themes, Ryan announces victory, and we're back on our relationship advice game.

SANDWICH CONTROVERSY ABOUND! Kaitlin Bennett is robbed when ironically her guns fail her. Another failure at upon the English Channel. The Queen smiles on the day. Tool is on streaming services and so is Peppa Pig. We bring Hulkamania to an end. Plus a special appearance by our rowdy friends.

The finer parts of "Informer" by Snow, The Bachelorette, known vampires Chris Harrison and Leonardo Di Caprio, and a new horror service of Mr. Audible.

Hot Boiz is a hot sauce made by good people. Get the Big Boss Sauce. It's another installment of Twitter News Network. Twitter ain't been stopping so why should we? Viceland gets a new pitch from us in this episode, Snapchat gender filters are discussed and dissected, and USAToday brings out the Kurt Angle in all of us. We give a good talking to our home state of Alabama about the important things: abortion, Arthur, and PBS.

Its another edition of Twitter News Network and boy, Bill gets angry. We cover the Russian-Minnesota fake death murder mystery, Wendy's making dreams come true, Burger King deciding that mental health exploitation is a great marketing scheme. We even have a little bit of a story time with THEDREADGOD as he goes cat fishing and comes up with a whale.

I think it's been a running thing on this show that we're generally frustrated. Maybe we need guidance since the Science Quest for Scientology was cut short by us being poor. We're looking to God for the answers. God's twitter.

After taking a gaze into Russian meme culture, it's easy to see that we are alike in a lot of ways. We all click tongs twice, like cats, and seem to have an overwhelming urge to die.

This the pilot of a new series we're doing. The show+gameplay is on our YouTube channel. Or here's a direct link to it. https://youtu.be/oCY7OhEVAYU We are the parasites in Vince McMahon's brain. And we're gonna run WWE the right way. We take over running WWE in a booking simulator. AJ Styles smokes weed and The Revival have a cooking show. There were some interesting recording lessons learned.

It's time to talk about Art. Money. Respect. Water. All important things. Be warned we have no cap in this episode. There's some tough love in this episode for our peers as well as in fetlife.

Off rip, we got a lot wrong. Most people do WrestleMania recaps after the show. We always come first, so we're doing the pre show after the show. We talk about Kofi, about hope and Springfling Snowcones, and how Baron Corbin is the new Undertaker.

To live and die is a tight rope to walk. Although we prefer to resolve our conflicts with wild accusations and snide remarks, some people still fight. Some don't have a choice to. That's what we're going over today. A collection of the finest fights to be tweeted any day of the week. We plan to talk about Zardulu, our Rat Queen, but get derailed in a wild episode. We reach the apex of our obsession with The Undertaker and review each other's Tinder profiles. Don't take our dating advice.

The food from the 1970s is proof that baby boomers are angry, bitter people. We can't blame them. When you have a culinary curse such as stuffed lettuce and raisin burgers in front of you, you tend to turn a little bit spiteful. Health is a myth and flavour is the sin in this episode as we look at @70s_Party and their collection of unholy dishes.

We're still in Hell, so here's a podcast featuring legendary pro wrestlers The Groomsman and Chromedome Malone AKA The Judge, AKA Conquistador 7, AKA Mr. Alright. They're talking about their wars in WWE, the Indies, Japan, and wrestling a chicken champion in flea markets. EXCLUSIVE insights to some of pro wrestlings most scandalous moment and a tale of love between one woman and like twenty other wrestlers including The Groomsman and Chromedown Malone.

It's dark now. We've been banished by our sponsor and overlord Mr. Audible and are being forced into different formats to appease him and his investors. Please help. We're refugees from a different plane. Help bring us home. We have to do a True Crime podcast episode where we detail a theft. Maybe of the physical, but on a larger scale, the theft of a life.

There's a new American myth. A tale of greed, sex, growth, redemption, and betrayal, and it was told through a single Twitter thread. Zolarmoon is a legend. A Hooters girl with a mind for business and also, a poet penning sonnets in 140 characters. She weaves a tale of new literature in a way that only a stripper Shakespeare can.

We report live from the happenings of a dragging on Black Twitter! It seems like the sleuths in these threads could probably solve every government conspiracy with the amount of dirt they can dig out of no where. The best con job of recent times is profiled. We talk about our local music scene and talk about some of the new acts coming out of the South. Also we yell about WWE Crown Jewel for way longer than we should and challenge Hulk Hogan to a fight. supremely...