We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts regarding the rebooted Apes series! Plus, news from the Raising Cannes Festival of Movies and Chicken Strips! In This Episode: Raising Cannes, Yass or Pass, Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes Visit twochunksandahunk.com to join the Two Chunks Movie Club! Support...

“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it was the epoch of Brando Sando, it was the epoch of the MCU and The Mandalorian & Grogu, it was the season of waxing fandom, it was the season of waning fandom, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” — Chuck Dickens when asked to listen to this episode pre-release In this episode: We Complain, We Celebrate (we...

This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed up that only one of you even got any scenes into the movie. We're sorry that happened, but we want you to know that we love you both and we're proud of you. In This Episode: Survivor Presents Liz Presents Applebee's Signature Bourbon Street Mushroom Swiss Burger™, A Star Was Born, What If Oompa Was One Of Us, Greggplant Parmesan,...

It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full of the flavors you crave. Have you been dying to know what the Least Sexy Sport is? We got that in this one. How about the Sexiest Sport? We got that too. You say you want to know the most recent piece of media that felt so personal and piercing to us that it affected us so deeply that we haven't been able to stop thinking about it?...

It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them to your dear old Uncle Zam! It's fun! It's fulfilling! And there's no guessing involved! In this episode: Zambucks, Rank You Very Much, Spring Delirium, The Process Of Adapting Media Spring Delirium is almost over, and soon we'll know which food is empirically the best of all time. Visit...

If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know what dude? It's time to maybe put some DaddyPants on", you should know they're trying to take over the podcast. It won't be bad! You'l play most of the same games you usually play, and ultimately you probably won't even feel a huge difference. But still. You'll know. In This Episode: SWTBOE, Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit Spring...

We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and mature. We're still going to do things like fight about which food is objectively better and talk about which famous people we might be the reincarnations of, but just know that while we're doing it we really wish we were talking about stocks, 401ks, and banks. You know. Grown people stuff. In this episode: A Star Was Born, Spring Delirium...

In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the entire bracket. We're fighting. We're fooding. We're risking friendships we've held dear for over a decade. In this episode: Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be stuck down here, with only cyberhorses to keep them company? In this episode: Here Comes The New Bond, An Ode To Baldur's Gate 3, Horse-Off, Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...

You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE. EXPERTS won't tell YOU about the results of this ONE SIMPLE PODCAST EPISODE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING. In This Episode: Breakfast Update, MCU News. What They Streamin', Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries:...

Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will make it to the next round of the playoffs (plate-offs?). And, just another note real quick, while you've got those fighting fists on, remember to show the King Of Twilight who's boss. In This Episode: The Reign Of The Twilight King, Fallout Trailer, Whatcha Streamin', Survivor Reactions, Spring Delirium Support this podcast at —...

HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE SANDS on the back of a KILLER WORM. But that's not all! Dune also get to knife fight BALD ELVIS, and maybe just maybe fall in love with Zendaya along the way. This episode contains spoilers for Dune: Part Two but if you needed us to tell you that you're obviously not the Lisan al Gaib. Support this podcast at —...

Today we're taking a look at the movies YOU (yes, you listening) will have the option of forcing us to go see in April (and some other movies too)! We're talking about sasquatches, the great monkey gods beyond our mortal world, and Fantastics Four! Oh, and we're also losing Extra Credit real quick. In This Episode: TCMC, Extra Credit, Beetlejuice Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries:...

What do you do when one of your friends asks you if they're a Disney Adult? How would you respond? Would you make a podcast about it? We would, for sure. YOB HO everyone. In this episode: pretty much just the Disney Adult thing Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

All abooooaaaaard! We're taking the fast train to Hyperfixation Station, at the corner of Manic and Obsessive! Next stop — a short period of intense obsession followed by an inexplicable and unpredictable interest crash! Should be fun! In this episode: TCMC (pronounced "Teach Meakle"), Surprise Sequels, The Sellavator, Hyperfixation Station, Drag Race Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries:...

It's our first fresh episode of 2024 and we've got Oscar nominations! A new original character to add to our illustrious menagerie! A Box Office Ball live draft! A swing and a miss at one of the easiest to pronounce names in show business! A shockingly good Elvis impression! In this episode: Oscar Nominations Breakdown, Box Office Ball Update Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

It was the best of times, it was the cowboyest of times. Join your Podboys and special guest Fake Pat Buttram for Back To Future Part III. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time...

They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him...

Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. Best we can do is this weird old car. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're...

It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar". Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the Hallmark movie Doz picked for Carter, The Santa Summit. In this episode: Crystal Ball Predictions For 2024, Genrun, The Santa...

'Ello govs an' welcom' to auh podcast'! We've got' a great' show for yau today and we think yau'll enjoi it. We're talking abaut' all the top British basketbaullahs as well as the new Eddi' Murphy movi' Candy Can' Lan'. And auh accents are normal and good. Almost' lik' a real person would' speak'. Welcome to week two of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Jordan picked for Doz,...

We're back on our Hallmark grind and this one was....good?!? Like, we actually liked it? It must be a Christmas miracle. Welcome to week one of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Carter picked for Jordan, A Biltmore Christmas. In this episode: Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped, Furiosa Trailer Reactions, That's A Cornah, A Biltmore Christmas Support this podcast at —...

You know how sometimes you're recording a podcast episode with your friends and then you remember about how Gator Queen Liz exists so you Google her and then find out she got fired from Swamp People but she's staying strong and releases a statement assuring her fans that she still believes in Louisiana and then you go on her Facebook and you see a picture of some storm clouds rolling in and then scroll a little farther to see her ugly tomato harvest? Is that just like, an "us" thing? Happy...

It's been a minute since we talked movie news (thanks corpos), but today we're returning to the wacky and wild world of Hollyweird and Blind Ranking all the things we couldn't talk about for the duration of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. And yes, we do talk about him. The One Who Was Chosen by some dark god to give speech to the lasagna cat. The Many-Voiced Man, Chris Pratt. Happy ThanksGhibling! We're all November long and this week, it's Howl's Moving Castle! In this episode: Blind...