Welcome to the Shadows, now the Shadowcast has begun. And, frankly, we can think of no better way to kick things off than by definitively, once and for all, ranking ten Johns in order of John-ness. We're deciding, once and for all, who is the Johnnest John and we're doing it according to very simple and clear criteria. It makes sense. Trust us. In This Episode: The Wheel Of Cinemotion, Blind Ranking The Johns, My Date With An Alien, SWTBOE, Rating Fast Food French Fries According To His Majesty's Scientific Stuff Scale Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy