Probably of greatest interest and amusement for those in the web hosting industry. This time, my managed web server is down. At least, it would be, if it actually existed. The trouble is, I think I have spoken to someone called, chav, or chaz or is it chip? My domain doesn't exist, but that doesn't stop me insisting it is down and losing me money: wareztunez.org (or is it wareztunez.org.uk or wardztumdz etc.) The support people are even more confused when the IP address I give is one of...

Confusion arises as I vaguely state I want an e-commerce solution I have 2 million users but 5 customers. I need big power (at least 5 power) I need to know if Positive Internet are actually good. It is serious business but the salesman gets very confused. This prank will particularly appeal to those in the web hosting industry who may well recognise these kinds of vague requirements.

A prank call to a popular drive-thru fast food restaurant in the UK. I am concerned my car will not fit, the nice chap goes to measure. But is it safe to drive through with a full tank of fuel? Will me window height match up with the drive-thru window?