SAUSAGE STICKS IN DRESSES
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Dear everyone who has a sausage stick: Just because you put a dress on, doesn't make you a woman. If I put bunny ears on my cat, it doesn't make it a bunny. I, personally, am happy to play along with you occasionally, but don't think you can start harassing women to believe in your false sense of biology. Please send prayers for everyone affected by the Waukesha attack. This is an attack on our country, and was churned up by the media. This must stop immediately. They are liars. Also, Reese Witherspoon didn't go to harvard law school... or she would've shut her mouth. I'm kind of in the mood for a corn dog: GRAB SOMETHING FRIED AND A COFFEE AND BE UNCANCELLABLE. 
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