This week on Summer House (S08E07), after ten years of friendship and ups and downs, Carl bestows Kyle with the very special title of… flower boy. Plus, Amanda really wants to move to New Jersey, and Paige has possibly the very best weekend of her entire life. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

*This is part 2 The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

*This is part 1* The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

It’s a busy week on Crappy Hour Live as Porsha and Simon’s split gets nastier, Teddi and Wendy spar on X, Kyle baits us, and RHOP changes up its cast. Thanks for hanging out with us, and don’t forget to join us live every other Monday 5:30PM PST on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens

This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E10), Ariana unleashes rage on Sandoval at two separate group outings. Meanwhile, Katie and Schwartz demonstrate that maybe their chemistry is still alive.Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

*This is part 2 of a two-part recap! A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E02) throws a Decades party where Shanice is dressed down for…dressing down. Can a poor girl catch a break? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E19) begins its three month reunion with fights from last season, and no one can take any accountability for anything. But don’t worry, cry-angles were formed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

The house throws a NASCAR-themed party on Summer House (S08E06), but the real question is if Carl and Lindsay will wind up crossing the finish line. Plus, Amanda is miserable. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Jax tries again to ruffle Kristen’s feathers (ca-caw!) on The Valley, and it just might work this time at his circus themed guy’s night. Two carnival themes in a row. Fit for a clown. Let’s get to the dunk machine! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Below Deck hits the rocks with two crew down and three crew in a triangle. The only industry in the world where people will fight over Ben. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This is part 2 of our Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E01) recap. We’re back for a second season, and the dynamics have shifted for season 2. Silas is gone, Jasmine is on the outs, and Summer has a beef with Alex. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E01) is back, and the dynamics have shifted for season 2. Silas is gone, Jasmine is on the outs, and Summer has a beef with Alex. Plus, crustaceans everywhere! This is a two-part recap. Keep an eye on our feed for part 2! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Potomac recap (S08E18). The season finale ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon. We’re still processing! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

*This is part 1 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E18) ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon. We’re still processing! This is a two parter. Keep an eye out for part 2 in our feed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

The gang camps out in the backyard on Summer House (S08E05), Craig returns to the show, and Lindsay reveals some very personal information about Carl. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

It’s here! The Valley (S01E01) made it’s big premiere, and as expected, it’s full of wretched people making each other miserable. So, in other words, we liked it! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Jax makes a waxy-faced return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E08) in order to give Sandoval some “tough love” but also to spin off his new show. Plus, thankless assistant Anne cleans up a sticky party. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

We’re back with Below Deck recaps, and what a week to return. Brace yourselves for lots of instability, some very predictable goodbyes, and a very drunken bosun breakdown. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This week in Bravo news: RHOA firings, Olivia not coming back to Southern Charm, Jo hate on PumpRules, The Valley premiere coming up Tuesday, and listener reactions to Summer House opinions. Join us every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram Live!

Real Housewives of Potomac offers up a fashion show with fashions that could only have been designed by Ashley and Gizelle, and a muppet from the past comes back to fight with Candiace. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Carl and Lindsay waste another of their friends’ weekends by making everyone listen to them roll around in their terrible relationship. Is Carl high? Is Lindsay drunk? Does anyone really care? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens