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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the final challenge in London, the chefs have to make jellies in molds. Can they just hand Buddha the trophy already? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/29/23
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be let out of her trailer? Will Schwartz betray Sandy? Will Lisa Vanderpump stick up for terrible men because they bring her profit? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:...
Published 05/25/23
Published 05/25/23
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lot of crying and hopefully galaxy lights. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/25/23
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E16) and the rest of us tense up and wait to see if they're going to try to make purple babies. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/24/23
The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver!! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83451527
Published 05/24/23
A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations before passing judgment on Shanice. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83408568
Published 05/23/23
Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about not coming for Kandi hard enough after a shooting at one of her restaurants. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83396606
Published 05/22/23
The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see anyone go! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-5057-83229065
Published 05/19/23
It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the aftermath. Gather 'round as Sandoval tries to repair his image and fails epically. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83176675/
Published 05/18/23
It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Teresa's relationship. Plus, Luis turns purple. Watch here: http://ow.ly/JW6U50OqCH1
Published 05/17/23
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay with him. Will this temper tantrum get him booted off our TVs for good? And why is Danielle fighting about hates? This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/16/23
The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/15/23
Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's premium bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new fantastic, campy romp of a show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/15/23
We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that her boyfriend Sandoval wrote for her and Katie's mom shows up just in time to fight her kid's battles for Mother's day. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/14/23
We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us for goss, laughs, and some really insane Luis faces. No court reporters allowed. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/12/23
Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/10/23
On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. Totally. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2048-82747643
Published 05/09/23
Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.
Published 05/09/23
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky lady named Courtney. Plus, a fresh new storyline for Kandi: she hasn't been spending enough time with the family! How will she ever find balance?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2046-82718275
Published 05/08/23
It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.
Published 05/05/23
The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds Sandoval attempting to lie his way out of his affair by repeatedly using the phrase "dipped out." We're onto you, jerk! Also, yurts. Hey, watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2044-82487428
Published 05/04/23
Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there finally be a breakthrough in the great Gorga feud? Nope.
Published 05/03/23
Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/02/23
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic cuz People Magazine just happened to be there to pay them for pics of it. Don't forget the wood! This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
Published 05/02/23