Episodes
This week, we are finishing up our Keanu journey with our buddy, Tucker Battrell. To commemorate the occasion, we are going through our respective top 10 Keanu movies. Thanks to everyone who has been listening and watching along with us. We love you. Make sure you listen to the end so you can hear what we're going to be doing next! CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their...
Published 01/08/21
Published 01/08/21
Whoa. I can't believe that we're finally here. After over a year of watching Keanu movies, we're here at our last movie in this series. We're joined by our friend Alisha Donahue to talk about if everyone in New York is an assassin, how tall is the Continental, and did John Wick even need to do any of the stuff he does in this movie? Also, there's some misgendering of Asia Kate Dillon. It's cringey and we tried our best. Sorry y'all. Also, also, somehow we got some bunk info on how much...
Published 01/01/21
This week Brett and Dylan are joined by Jordan Wigdor, who has been doing chronicling his own journey through Keanu's filmography over at Copyandcigarettes, to discuss Replicas. A movie that poses all the big questions that a great sci-fi movie should, and then abruptly forgets that it ever asked them. Do you like a main a character who never has to face the consequences for his actions? Then this flick is for you. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop...
Published 12/18/20
Wino and Keanu together again! This week we're joined by our pal and returning guest, Derek Oster, to talk about this romantic comedy that pleasantly surprised us all. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use Audible, support We Do Keanu by using our link, audibletrial.com/keanu Support We Do...
Published 12/11/20
This week Brett and Dylan are joined to do Keanu by comedian Chad Opitz to talk about the EROTIC crime thriller, Siberia. This movie is interesting because Keanu is just not a good guy. Careful before you watch this one, because again, it is very EROTIC. So, only join us if you love EROTIC movies. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials:...
Published 12/04/20
We're winding down on this whole thing and we're so excited to be to John Wick: Chapter 2. Or The Babayaga 2: More Baba, More Yaga. To talk about this action masterpiece, we're joined by our friends and returning guests, Zack Evans and Koji Crill. You'll never look at a pencil the same way. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook...
Published 11/27/20
This week Brett and Dylan are joined by returning guest Allison Maier to talk about To The Bone. This film is about a young woman struggling with an eating disorder and her path to recovery. Is this Keanu at his best, or is he just too damn sexy to be a doctor? You'll have to listen and find out. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials:...
Published 11/20/20
This week Brett and Dylan are getting super judicial and talking the Keanu Reeves court room thriller, The Whole Truth. We just want the truth, the whole truth. You can't handle the whole truth. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use Audible, support We Do Keanu by using our link,...
Published 11/13/20
This week Brett and Dylan are joined by returning guest, Storyfort's Allison Maier, to talk about The Neon Demon. This movie doesn't feature Keanu very much, but where it does, it really does. He's like, a real piece of shit in this flick, and he's great at it. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going...
Published 11/06/20
This week we're talking about Exposed or Daughter of God, which is a weird movie with a weird backstory that no one has ever heard of, and hey, it's better than Knock, Knock. We're joined by honorary third host, Tucker Battrell, to unpack this little miracle (you'll get that reference after watching the movie ((which I know you probably won't do, so who is this even for?))) CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of...
Published 10/30/20
Well, we've reached the absolute bottom of the barrel. This movie is straight trash. To talk about how terrible it is, Brett and Dylan are joined by Ashley Badostain and Alisha Donahue, and they also hated everything about this flick. Even the threesome. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use...
Published 10/23/20
The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived! THE BABA YAGA!!! We're talking John Wick this week with someone who's never seen it, from The Be Kind Rewind, Joey Maxey. We talk about what we love, what we didn't love, and Joey comes up with a very wild fan theory. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If...
Published 10/16/20
This week Brett and Dylan are talking about one of the biggest bombs of recent memory, 47 Ronin. If this movie does anything, it's going to give you a lot of mixed feelings about ritual mass-suicide. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use Audible, support We Do Keanu by using our link,...
Published 10/09/20
Tiger Chen is the man. The man of tai chi in the The Man of Tai Chi. Brett and Dylan are joined by Matt Stone from Genuine Wrestleboys and South Park to talk about what they're into about this man, and what they're not into. YOU OWE ME A LIFE. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use Audible,...
Published 10/02/20
Um this um movie um is um no um good. Because it's Generation Um... it's a title that makes no sense for a movie that doesn't really need to be seen by anyone, including you, so we watched it and talked about it so no one else has to ever see this. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use...
Published 09/25/20
In this one, Keanu (our lord and savior) plays the titular, Henry, who doesn't and then does commit a crime. We're joined by honorary third host, Tucker Battrell, to talk about everything in this movie from Henry's strange plan to deus ex Fischer Stevens. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to...
Published 09/18/20
Keanu is here to save the world, and he's going to do it by killing all humans. And honestly, at this point, that's not sounding so terrible. Brett and Dylan are here to gort all over your ears with their take on 2008's The Day The Earth Stood Still. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use...
Published 09/11/20
This week, Brett and Dylan are joined by returning guests, Tucker Battrell and Lea Gerard, to talk about the insane cop drama, Street Kings. Featuring horrible fashion choices and a very, very, super duper crazy twist that no one could ever see coming. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use...
Published 09/04/20
Whoa. It's actually here. Brett, Dylan, and special guests, Tucker Batrrell and Lea Gerard sat down to watch Bill and Ted Face The Music together on the day of release and recorded this immediately afterwards. 2020 sucks, and this movie came along to remind us to be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes! CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro....
Published 08/29/20
This week Brett and Dylan are, luckily, joined by The Lake House super fan, Allison Maier (Storyfort Presents: Voices of Treefort Music Fest). They talk about the wonky time stuff in this flick, if anyone actually LOVES the "Classics", and whether or not we actually wanted Sandy B and Keanu to hook up in the end. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the...
Published 08/21/20
What does a scanner see? Into the head? Into the heart? Does it see me? Clearly? Or darkly? This week Brett and Dylan are joined by their friend Ryan Yost to talk about this trippy, paranoid drug-induced fever dream. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use Audible, support We Do Keanu by using...
Published 08/14/20
Constantine. John Constantine, a*****e. This week, Brett and Dylan are joined by Constantine super fan Emma Yost to talk about why she likes this movie and our Lord and Savior, Keanu, so much. Featuring the famous comic book characters: Papa Murphy, Bee Man, and Bulbasaur. CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If...
Published 08/06/20
Brett and Dylan are joined once again by Lea Gerard to talk about the Nancy Meyers fantasy* romance about an old man deciding that he's down to have sex with old women. This movie is talked about as one of the great rom-coms of the 2000s, but does it hold up? Or does something gotta give? CHECK OUT OUR WE DO KEANU MERCH!!! We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook...
Published 07/31/20
Well, we took the red pill and now we have to decide if these Matrix sequels are worth anyone's time. We're joined by bona fide Matrix hater, Tucker Battrell, to talk about whether these movies are as bad as everyone remembers, or if they have anything at all to offer the world. We Do Keanu is part of the EaseDrop Podcast Network Outro music by In The Face Of War Please don't tell KISS we stole their music for the intro. Socials: Facebook and Instagram If you're going to use Audible,...
Published 07/24/20