Christian kicks off this episode by wishing himself an early happy birthday and then asks Dion and Josh how they feel about receiving 'happy birthday' messages before their actual birthday. Does receiving an early birthday message change the sentiment? Or is it the same as receiving it on the day?  Are you annoyed when someone asks you where the toilets are in a restaurant? This is what Christian confronted Josh with at the Patchwork Christmas Party. What is your system for finding toilets in a restaurant? Do you get anxious? Are you confident in your ability to locate a toilet wherever you are? Do you care if the toilets are nice? Are you good at asking staff for help wherever you are? How do you feel about people that ask you to remind them about something later? You know those people, "oh, remind me to get my keys before we leave home". Is this adding to an individual's mental load or is it cuter than that? Dion then tells us about a recent visit to the dentist where he had eaten a poppy seed bagel immediately before being seen. He then takes us through his new flossing technique. We then talk about when we brush our teeth in the morning. Do you sometimes skip a brush? Will you brush before breakfast and then after breakfast? How conscious are you of your breath during the day?  We also play Oh Wow Of The Week and Time To Think Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, Tiktok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork     Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.