It's time to spend a fun week with Helen because we're going back in time to the Trojan War! In the bizarrely "straight" world of the Greeks vs. the Trojans (because we know everyone is into everyone), come for the sexy, oily bods and butts we paid to see, and stay for the surprisingly good acting and action. At almost 3 hours this chonky boi of a movie spared no expense on armor, extras, and sandals. So many sandals. So come see what all the fighting's about and why none of them can have nice things. Patrocles? Patricless? Twitter: @WhatAMoviePod Instagram: @whatamoviepod