Episodes
It's 1994, and Mowgli is on the run. For crimes he didn't even commit. For he is, The Fugitive. Join our caravan as we venture deep into the jungle with some truly OLD animals. Experience a wild monkey chase, Oranga-Tangs, and SNAYKES and TRAYSURES! But beware of oily British colonizers, and don't ever give Sam Neil a rifle. What does our hero have up his non-existent sleeves? Get ready for some unexpected snake science as we open up, THE JUNGLE BOOK. And remember, you either die Wesley, or...
Published 03/01/24
After being away for so very long, WAM has decided to return with a true gem. The story? John Connor gets flushed down a giant toilet to the rejected Dagobah set in order to fight Power Ranger villains. But he’ll need some help from teenage mutant ninja-roos as they attempt to stop the evil Komodo before he chews up every last piece of scenery. Does that make sense? Stop asking questions and drink your Surge! Recurring guest Eli Barraza brings us this 90s fever dream as we join our heroes...
Published 01/12/24
Who needs The Rock when you've got Robin Williams! Journey with us into the mysterious and dangerous game of Jumanji, full of bloodthirsty lions, gigantic spiders, and scariest of all...daddy issues. Will our heroes finish the game? Will Aunt Nora get her deposit back? And just how many people will die at the hands of the GTA Monkeys? Grab your player token, roll the dice, and don't cheat monkeyboys! It's your turn to play...Jumanji.
Published 06/28/23
Ten minutes ago, I saw you. But since everyone in the kingdom has facial blindness, who's to say? Get ready for a spirited journey with our plucky heroine as her eyes full of wonder can only be rivaled by the prince she loves. On the way she'll encounter Broadway legends going legendary, a royal valet who really needs a vacation, and her own vampire, er, fairy godmother who can give mice existential crises with the snap of a finger! Will Cinderella figure out how to dance in rigid, glass...
Published 04/05/23
No!! What's going down in Laser Bay 2?! Come get digitized with us as we go inside A COMPUTER where tax programs are thrust into gladiatorial combat! Meanwhile in the real world, corporate espionage and greed have taken us to terrifying future controlled by AI. Sorry I meant the real world in the movie...But have no fear! Jeff Bridges is here! And no derp tanks can stop the digital messiah. Will he help TRON and Yori save the day? Will there be sufficient RAM? How many times will Star Wars be...
Published 01/26/23
2022 was a year of ups and downs, and that goes for the movies we watched too! Join us as we look back on our grades, see if still agree with them, and then finish off with our Biggest Surprise and our Biggest Disappointment. Plus everybody's favorite (or just James's) box office numbers! And for those of you playing at home, see if your choices will make our list! The Swan Princess? Beethoven? Spice World? Give us a listen and find out!
Published 01/09/23
It may not be a Christmas movie but it is a movie that takes place around Christmas! Steven Spielberg pours two extra heaping lumps of sugar into this glorious-looking fantasy that really aims more for the kids than the parents. But that doesn't mean we can't center around a family in crisis! Will Peter learn to not be a jerk to his kids and his wife, MORA...Moira? Will Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins steal this whole movie? Will Jack finally be able to hit the curve? Has Maggie Smith been 90...
Published 12/29/22
It's time to meet that nasty character from Who-Ville. No, not the Grinch, the Whos! Join us as we navigate this consumerism hellscape filled with corrupt politicians and racist jerks. No Who-nion labor in sight, though Cindy Lou Who may change that once she finishes her podcast. Wanna see a movie utilize the comedic talents of Christine Baranski, Bill Irwin, and Molly Shannon? So do we! Because this ain't it. See as Jim Carrey throws every joke at the wall to see what sticks! There won't be...
Published 12/15/22
Stand out! Above the crowd! Even if you have to go on a last minute road trip with your dad, and you're a TEENAGER. Come join us as we follow Goofy and his perennially uncool son Max go on the open road with tons of baggage to spare. Plus the luggage. Will Max and Roxanne go on a date? Is Goofy's wife dead, living in Miami, or just "lost"? What's Pete's deal? Seriously. Rig up that unauthorized fly system, get yourself a Stacey (we all need one), and crash into the boppiest banger of a...
Published 11/19/22
Good hair won't save you from the forces of evil. Sure, it might be mundane evil but we don't know that yet. And the only way to stop it is to assemble a team of heroes. Not THOSE heroes, but ones from where else but classic literature! A grizzled explorer, an invisible rapscallion, an American dude who's just there, a pirate with a ship we want to live on, a vampire who could honestly do this all by herself, a tortured scientist whose alter ego just needs direction, and an immortal scenery...
Published 11/02/22
You fools! You've unearthed the most dreaded curse of all! A sequel. Join us as we rewind back to 2001 for this follow up to an all-time classic. Is it good? Well, it's definitely better than 2017's The Mummy starring Thomas Cruise. Come back and hang with all your favorite characters that aren't super dead (mummies and reincarnates not included). Our lovable rogue Rick, our underused badass heroine Evie, Ardeth Bay - Keeper of the Exposition,  and oh that's right we almost forgot Jonathan...
Published 10/17/22
Welcome to Hollywood, kid! See how fast your bright-eyed, bushy-tailed attitude will shift to that of a chain-smoking fish. But that's showbiz! And watch as a little cat with big dreams won't let his friends get down in the dumps, because they all got spunk (a running theme recently). The only thing standing in their way is the Shirley Temple from hell and her clay golem who literally towers over the city. Will this Grinch/Beelzebub/literally Satan of a child actor win out in the end? At...
Published 09/26/22
Step lightly furlings! Peril lurks around every corner of this cult 90s flick. Bird choir funerals, yellow dragons, Waggs the Racist Squirrel. Our plucky protagonists might be forgetful but they've got spunk! Abigail, the leader mouse who really should listen to her friends more. Russell, the muscly hedgehog with surprising stunt-flying skills. And of course, Edgar (or quite possibly Dr. Who) who is the only reason they're still alive. Together, only they can find the herbs, to save Michelle,...
Published 09/19/22
Holy Polynesian Iguana Batman! When you think of Godzilla, don't you always think of the city of NOO YAHK, walking HR complaints, and the Human Cheerio known as Matthew Broderick? We hope so because we're going back to 1998 to see Roland Emmerich stop at nothing to get us damp in more ways than one. What's that? How could he possibly know that? Why are there so many iguanas? Don't think too hard, seriously we can't be held responsible for what happens. So come join us for bananas tomfoolery...
Published 08/31/22
Beware, for here, there be dragons! And the only ones who can stop them are Batman, Leonidas, Killer Joe, and Goldeneye's own Natalya. Sounds epic, right? WELL IT IS. Join us as we re-discover this forgotten gem that truly deserves a re-evaluation from the entire planet. Will our heroes be able to stop these beasts of burden from completely conquering the world? Will that one nice, funny guy be destined to die? Will Matthew McConaughey be able to fly, swing an axe, and scream all at the same...
Published 08/15/22
We're back after so long! But don't worry, we've made up for it by taking almost 2 hours discussing the animated classic from our childhoods, The Swan Princess! Special guest Eli Barraza (Swan Princess #1 Fan) joins us as we dive into surprisingly competent villain plots, ugly crowns, a himbo with the most badass move, and a baby who may or may not be a strawberry croissant. Will Princess Odette avenge her swan-napping? Will Prince Derek cross country run his way to saving her? Will Lord...
Published 07/18/22
The future — the movie budget salary caps have melted, and the very expensive scenery is deep beneath the waves. The survivors discuss these disasters on recordings known as "Podcasts" in this place called...Flick Flops. Brave podcasters voyage in search of whether or not an expensive, pretty, and dumb movie deserves the reputation it's gotten. But the Universal Studios stunt show, a far superior and shorter version, is determined to be the only thing about this movie audiences remember....
Published 06/14/22
People of the world! Did you have any idea that this movie is GREAT?! Spice up your life as we go down the bizarre, super British rabbit hole that is 1997's Spice World! Stunning supporting performances, a murderers row of cameos, the icons that are the Spice Girls themselves?! Come for a concert movie, and stay for a film that goes wayy harder than it has any right to. And for that, we thank you. Twitter: @WhatAMoviePod Instagram: @whatamoviepod
Published 05/16/22
So you think you know Mars huh? Flick Flops is back to take on arguably the biggest flop of all time, John Carter! Geonosians, white apes, Mark Strong and the Strong-ettes, this all seems like a lot. But does it deserve to be regarded as an infamous flop? Or is there something more? Join us as we fly on over to Mars, er, Barsoom to find out!
Published 04/26/22
Yehar!! Avast mateys, batten down the hatches as we dive back into the bizarre era of Disney animation with 2002's Treasure Planet! Hop aboard the ship ship (not spaceship) as our heroes come face to face with shenanigans like space murder, spider liars, and the endless abyss of nothingness. Will they find their space gold? How are they breathing? Will Jim's absentee dad get a face even though the production ran out of money? Join us to find out, and maybe you'll see that the real treasure...
Published 04/18/22
It's time to spend a fun week with Helen because we're going back in time to the Trojan War! In the bizarrely "straight" world of the Greeks vs. the Trojans (because we know everyone is into everyone), come for the sexy, oily bods and butts we paid to see, and stay for the surprisingly good acting and action. At almost 3 hours this chonky boi of a movie spared no expense on armor, extras, and sandals. So many sandals. So come see what all the fighting's about and why none of them can have...
Published 04/04/22
What do you get when Disney makes an action adventure sci-fi epic? A lot of questions. Take a deep dive with us as we explore the runes and ruins of Atlantis: The Lost Empire! Everything you need from a fast-talking crew, to the baddies who gonna bad, to crystals that actually do work, we've got it. And it's true, you might have a question, or several in regards to any number of plot twists, but just remember, there are no questions under the sea!
Published 03/21/22
BAD DOG! In our first episode of Flick Flops, join us for the bizarre ride that is 1995's albatross, Cutthroat Island! How could a movie featuring a badass lady pirate captain plus Frank Langella as a scenery-chewing villain flop so spectacularly? And is it really as bad as all that? Avast ye questions! And come join us for some high seas adventure where everything can and will explode.
Published 03/15/22
Join us as we take a trip back to the 50s/90s. A time of pastel colors puking over the landscape, bored suburban jackals, and AVON AVON AVON. Special guests Leia Crawford and Fionnegan Murphy join us as we take a look back at the seminal Tim Burton film from 1990, Edward Scissorhands. Lonely shut-ins, Breakfast Club glow-ups, all the thirsty people, we got it all! And cookies, all the cookies.
Published 03/07/22