Review of Who Smarted? - Cooolio

Cooolio

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“On a scale of 1️⃣ to 🔟, you’re a 9️⃣. I’m the 1️⃣ you need.Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗWell, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 😉I have 1% 🔋 remaining and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? 😊My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for youThere is something wrong with my 📱. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 😏Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection ◌⑅⃝ᒄᵒᵏⁱ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ᒄᵒᵏⁱ⑅⃝◌If I were a 🐱 I'd spend all 9 lives with you ♡(๑°꒵°๑)･*♡Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://Good thing I just bought life insurance … because I saw you and my ❤️ stopped!I bet you’re more 🅒🅞🅞🅛 IRL than via URL 😝I thought ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 starts with H 🤔 But why does mine starts with U 😉My doctor says I am lacking vitamin ᑌ.If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.A balanced diet means a cupcake 🧁🧁 in each hand.The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?I'm not lazy, I am on energy saving mode 🔋I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯‍♀️chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯‍♀️chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯‍♀️I would never date someone who would like someone like me.I am just a ticking time bomb, waiting to explode.Your answer is between letters M and P.You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane.I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information.I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information.Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you.My palm reader said it would be really bad for me.We’ve got really bad chemistry and I wasn’t a very good student.Sorry, I’m not ready yet.I feel like we can be very good friends, but not so much as a couple. Are you still up for a friendship?You won’t really like me when you get to know me.I would love to say yes, but that would be stupid.I really need more time to figure out myself first.My life is too complicated right now.I have my own difficult times to deal with right now, and I feel like I am not in a position to put that burden on someone else.The problem is not you. It’s me.School matters to me and I would really love it if we can still be friends.I'm concentrating on my career.I'm sorry, I just didn't feel a connection. I’m only interested in friendship.I don't think we're a good match.I don't feel the same way about this whole thing.I feel like I am not really the right one for you.I only see you as my brother and nothing more.I just want to focus on my studies right now.I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.I need more time and space to absorb and accept everything that happened in the past.I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup. ❧ღ❦დ❥ლও◌⑅⃝●♡⋆♡ℒℴѵℯ𝓨𝓸𝓾♡⋆♡●⑅⃝◌♡x♡=♡²♡ I Love U ♡♡ I Miss U ♡♡ Life+u＝sweet ♡◌⑅⃝ᵐᶦˢˢ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ʸᵒᵘ⑅⃝◌დ .•*””*•. 𝕀 ♡ 𝕌 •*””*•.დ🌹💐🎁🍫💌💎💍✉️ + ❤️ = 💌 ❤️ + 🎀 = 💝 📦 + 🎀 = 🎁👨+🌹+🍫+🎁+👩=👫💕🌹💖💑💖🌹💕♡x♡=♡² ♡ I Miss U♡ ♥️❤️💜🖤🧡💛💚💙E͜͡v͜͡e͜͡r͜͡y͜͡t͜͡h͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡ I͜͡ d͜͡o͜͡, I͜͡ d͜͡o͜͡ i͜͡t͜͡ f͜͡o͜͡r͜͡ y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡.𝓣𝓸 𝓶𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽. 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝♡ I Love U♡ ♡ Life+u＝sweet ♡𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖.𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲.𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖.𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓳𝓾𝓭𝓰𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅.𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖.𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀.𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝓨𝓸𝓾 ❤️ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ 💝𝙉𝙤 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢 (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ⓌⒽⒶⓉ'Ⓢ_ⓊⓅᗯᕼᗩT’ᔕ ᗯᖇOᑎᘜ𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮 ◡̈𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 (●’◡’●)ﾉ(୨୧•͈ᴗ•͈)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ*♡𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ(ㅅꈍ﹃ꈍ)*gᵒᵒᒄ ᵑⁱgᑋᵗ*(ꈍ﹃ꈍㅅ)♡TᕼᗩT’ᔕ ᘜᖇᗴᗩT🚚..........ᴅᴜᴅᴜ！ ♡+* Ɗɑɫë*+♡ᗩᗯᗴᔕOᗰᗴ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ(๑′ᴗ‵๑)Ｉ Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♥𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 ♡⃝ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ◡̈ ☽⋆𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕟♬ ♬ ♩ ♡ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♭ ♫ ♡ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ︎✐.ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ 〰︎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔☺︎︎𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☽⋆𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 ☼☼ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 🛏🌈ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕜❤️𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮❤️B̆̈y̆̈ĕ̈ b̆̈y̆̈ĕ̈ દ ᵕ̈ ૩ 👋ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ୧⍤⃝୨ ୧⌓̈⃝୨ ୧⍥⃝୨☆𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?☆🍑 ʜᴀ͟ᴘ͟ᴘ͟ʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ̆̈ ♥H̆̈Ă̈V̆̈Ĕ̈ Ă̈ Ğ̈Ŏ̈Ŏ̈D̆̈ T̆̈Ĭ̈M̆̈Ĕ̈ᥬᥬ👁👄👁᭄᭄🧿👅🧿ᥬ💀᭄ᥬ😂᭄ᥬ😭᭄👁💧👄💧👁🌀👄🌀🧚🏻‍♀️💫🥰💞ᥬ🤣᭄ᥬ😇᭄ᥬ😳᭄ᥬ😎᭄ᥬ🤗᭄☐ single ☐ taken ☑ crying because my comment has 0 likes ☑ using comment art by @facemojikeyboardNew Hair 𝙏𝙄𝙆𝙏𝙊𝙆 Emoji ᥬ[lovely]᭄ᥬ[funnyface]᭄ᥬ[facewithrollingeyes]᭄ᥬ[laughwithtears]᭄ᥬ[hehe]᭄ᥬ[sulk]᭄ᥬ[cry]᭄ @facemojikeyboardNew Hair 𝙏𝙄𝙆𝙏𝙊𝙆 Emoji ᥬ[lovely]᭄ᥬ[funnyface]᭄ᥬ[facewithrollingeyes]᭄ᥬ[laughwithtears]᭄ᥬ[hehe]᭄ᥬ[sulk]᭄ᥬ[cry]᭄ @facemojikeyboardSelling illegal emojis 👁️⃤ 🤡̵̛͔ 💀̩̲̜ ❤̷̸̧ 😧̵̛͔ 📟⚖️[evil]🎏📯🅒🅤🅡🅢🅔🅓 Emojis: 😧̵̛͔͍̱͙̥͔̯͖̥͙̲͆ͬ̊̑̔̂🤡̵̛͔͍̱͙̥͔̯͖̥͙̲͆ͬ̊̑̔̂💀̩̲̜̱͓ͮͦ̿ͦ̐💎̼͙̈́͆̈́ͯ̒̆̀̓ͧ͠🍩 . .Stop✍falling✍in✍love✍with✍every✍boy✍you✍see✍on✍tiktok✍because✍they✍don't✍know✍ you✍exist✍🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shuju👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦¯\_(ツ)_/¯:<”Read full review »

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