Episodes
It's been a minute.  A hot minute.  It's fine.   Another vent session, Holly get's bleeped again....  Prior to heading to Greece, we vent our spleen.     Enjoy....
Published 06/24/22
Grape juice made us late!  Life has been busy....  deal.   Reddit user says they sucked when they graduated and one year later, they still suck.  Time to give up?   Peace!
Published 06/04/22
We are BACK.  We are in Napa, wine tasting.   Drinking....   It's classy....   Lance had a listener question that Holly shit all over, but that's fine....   Who pays for CE, the employer or the employee? Would you stay with a job that gave you a 46% pay cut?   Are HMO's taking patients for a ride?   Do you shit talk other offices?   PEACE!  
Published 05/20/22
So, no, we did not forget you.  It's "complicated".   After IV sedation training in San Antonio, Lance finally carved a minute to update.   The reddit! this week if from an entitled Karen getting an emergency implant on #8.  We have strong words.   Peace!
Published 05/10/22
Where has the time gone!  SO many places...  Lance and Holly catch everyone up with their globe trotting.... and spew some advice too....     Buckle up!
Published 04/14/22
Welcome back!  Forgive the delay.... We were joined by the Staffords, all the way from Bristol, England (mostly.  Chris is a bit of a Nomad....  Glasgow.... Limerick....  All over.  I mean, they are ALL basically suburbs of London, right?).  We get from fresh takes from another culture.  What could POSSIBLY go wrong?   Hit up our Patreon!
Published 03/26/22
Our first AMA episode!  Ask Me Anything was a loaded request, but worked out ok.  Holly was sure to have wine in hand this time, so a bit unfiltered.  Just how we like her. Of course, we need to give shout outs to those that we love:  Tara Hardin, Jana Gyurina-Bever, Bobbi Stanley, Seka Dobric, Silvara Winery, Otis Kenyon, Kontos Cellars, Uva Furem Wines, Mark Ryan Wines, Willows Lodge, Matthews Wine, Pondera Wine, Turtulia Wines, Papa Randy, Zak Allmand, Zach Meiners, Better Health, Phil...
Published 03/18/22
Holly returns with more wit and wisdom, as only SHE can do.  After she talks about her melt down watching 1883, we discuss deposits for treatment, walk ins, hypocritical lecturers/consultants and pts saying the N word.  Good stuff!   Peace
Published 03/10/22
See what I did there?  Lance's daughter Bianca makes an appearance, venting about botox patients and how this podcast thing might save money on therapy.... (but check out Better Help for a professional....).     Peace!
Published 03/07/22
Lance and Holly return from Chicago Midwinter, cold and ready for their weighted blanket!  It was a lot of fun and can't wait for more.  Listen to this weeks episode, where we give shout outs to GC America, the AACD, our pal J Quint Whipple with Phoenician Dental Studio, Eugene Royzengurt updates us on the Ukraine crisis, LVI, dining at Carnivale and Soho House in Chicago, Better Help for our remote therapy, Chris Stafford going to the Kois Center, The Holderness Family on the Amazing Race,...
Published 03/04/22
GC America has asked Lance to speak at Chicago Midwinter, so this episode is a quickie!  Again, we encourage therapy, like that found at Better Help.  Having JUST returned from Moab, UT you can actually HEAR the fatigue.   The Reddit! question is from a 22 year old that didn't brush their teeth for 4 MONTHS.  How screwed are they?
Published 02/23/22
NOW, for a completely different perspective:  Lance and Holly's daughter Brionna joins the show.  She brings a co worker Hannah for an evening of frivolity.  Since the show became a drinking game, we almost die during the show.   It's a mess.   Skip this one.  Skip ALL of them....
Published 02/16/22
Did you ever wonder when Lance would Morse Code, if he would do that if his wife was around?  In this episode, you find out where he got it from!  Holly is back and just as "spicy" as ever!  Never cross a mamma bear!   We discuss dental school, rural practices, and dentists' arrogant self worth.
Published 02/10/22
Drunk Holly makes an appearance, but not like before....  Holly discusses with Lance about feedback, Facebook groups, fake dental influencers that piss and moan about being dropped as a KOL because they are insane, reddit questions about fees for fillings, short duration of periodic exams after a hygiene visit, and 3 visits for root canal therapy.....   Shout outs to Egypt and Tara from Vino at the Landing Jennifer Simpson, Erin Elliott, Arin Lousignont, Dr Brittany, Zyris, Better Help,...
Published 02/03/22
What happens at VoD, STAYS at VoD.  Except what WE talk about....!  Listen while we think back upon our time in Arizona....   Lance talks about working in offices with sub par materials.  WHY?!?!   and then... Wild Sex!
Published 01/29/22
So.... we actually had requests for more.  More cowbell?  Nope.  More Holly.   A mixture of listener requests and online questions, this week is a "sober hodge podge."   It's terrible.  Don't even listen.  DOWNLOAD it, please.  We need the stats.  But it isn't worth a listen.   What do we talk about?  Well....  you would have to listen to find out....
Published 01/20/22
So, with just a week before Voices of Dentistry, Holly joins Lance again to vent her spleen.  This is a terrible episode.  Don't listen.   Ever had a wine named after a murderous dentist?   Lance's own daughter asks about palatal petechiae.  Social media thanked her for her service.   If you troll Reddit for patients, is that just changing with the times, or are you a terrible dentist?
Published 01/13/22
Happy New Year!   What do you do when stars don't align and schedules suck?  You make lemonade!   Lance starts with talk about New Years' Eve travel.  Don't do it.   For the first time on THIS show, Lance's wife Holly shares HER perspective.  Buckle up.   How do you choose a consultant to help acquire/start a practice?  Be careful!   How old is TOO old to start a dental career path?  15?   Stay fresh!
Published 01/08/22
It’s the holiday season, which means great treats and eats for everyone.  Who doesn’t love some great chocolate truffles?  Josh’s dog Graham certainly does.  Which is why Josh ended up at an emergency vet clinic until 2 in the morning.    The boys spend waaaaaaay too long nit picking a great holiday movie.  Hey Sam….wanna hear more about how I shagged your mom?    Only one question this week….what do we do with ungrateful patients.  I have always thought the spelling of ungrateful was...
Published 12/24/21
Lance hit up the big city and reminisces on his trip.  Nothing is better than NYC at Christmas time.   Advice starts this week with a discussion about office staff gifts.  Lance has some old Tivo’s in his garage if you need something last minute.    Should we serve our patients snacks?  Is this an Audi service department???    Finally…the subject of regifting.  What about regifting a toothbrush?  Great idea!  Reduce, reuse, recycle!     
Published 12/16/21
Who doesn’t love a dental meeting on Thanksgiving weekend?  Oh, yeah.  Everyone.  Nothing better than people sleeping in the front row!    Advice starts this week with a question about a nasty sneezy dentist.  Is that mask enough?  Do we need a body bag for this patient?    Does getting an implant make you disabled?  Maybe it should.    Did you get your Spotify Wrapped?  Lance didn’t.  Loser.    Stay fresh  
Published 12/02/21
We’re back!  We took a couple weeks off due to some family things and travel schedules.  However, just like your mom’s gravy, we are coming in hot and ready for Thanksgiving.    What are the best ways to heal cavities naturally?  How about a bukkake of fermented cod liver oil?  Sounds appetizing!    How greedy is a dentist for wanting to spend more time on someone who was 40 minutes late.  Total cash grab, amirite?  We are thankful for how much we hate patients like this.    Be...
Published 11/24/21
Hey, it is episode 200!  Did we decided to do something special?  Did we recruit a great guest?  Did we have a bunch of recorded shout outs from dental celebrities?  No.  No to any of the above.  Same shit, different episode.  Stay in your lane, bros.    Should you confront your dentist about not knowing about airway at a time when no dentists knew about airways?  Sounds like a great idea.  Everyone should feel awesome after that.    Why does it feel like there is sand in my mouth???? ...
Published 11/03/21
Tough news today as friend of the show Todd Ehrlich passed away the day we recorded.  Josh and Lance reminisce about how great of a man Todd was and with heavy hearts, go on with the show.    Are you a fan of horror movies?  What are your top 3?  Josh’s favorite horror movie is “She’s Having a Baby.”  Do you think Wilma Flintstone is sexy?    What should you do if your orthodontist tries to sell you MLM?  What is an Italian MLM?  Spaghetti sauce?    Stay fresh.  Rest in Power,...
Published 10/28/21
 Did you know that weird cyborg reptilian Mark Zuckerberg has a dad?  And that dad is a dentist?  And he spoke along side Josh at a recent meeting?  And he wears sunglasses inside?  We didn’t either.  Strange man.    Clint Timmerman joins us to dunk on Daddy Suck, followed by a power ranking of Jell-o Flavors.  How about chocolate gelatin?  Yumm?    Could someone on reddit have Leprosy?  Of course they could.    Stay fresh!          
Published 10/21/21