It's the conclusion of Space Squad, our final episode of the season. And okay, it turns out our heroes had it all wrong. Whoops. The furry monsters were the good guys, and Rex and Boba were flying around with the bad guys. Well, sh*t. At the table, Patrick leaves Brent no choice but to straight-up eat one of the main characters. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few...

In Space Squad, a ship slowly floats onscreen. Somewhere below, a planet of small, hair-covered monsters waits in ambush. Our brave, spacefaring misfits are the only thing standing between them and the much-vaunted Bridge of Understanding. In this movie, which is in no way capitalizing on the success of other space movies, battles will rage, blood will flow, and fur will fly. At the table, Brent discovers there's independent journalism in space. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play...

It's the conclusion of Devil's Tramping Ground. In a fight for their very souls, high school science teacher Mr. Linnaeus, and high school bully Duncan Punchnugget, face off against a being who claims to be Satan. But can a man of science accept such a statement on blind faith? Will our bully accept that somewhere there is a bully even more bully than he is? At the table, the players create a scene that legitimately freaks themselves out. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG...

In Devil's Tramping Ground, two members of the Pittsboro High Science Club are missing. With a pending detention hanging over his head, high school bully Duncan must find the missing students by teaming up to with the person you would least expect: his boring science teacher, Mr. Linnaeus! Anything can and will happen when this unlikely pair go searching in the spooky woods. Maybe this friendly and not-mysterious-at-all Southern Gentleman can help. At the table, Patrick rewards Geoffrey for...

It's the conclusion of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot. The only thing worse than werewolves is werewolves who litter. Time to bring justice... owl justice. The second-half of the movie really ups the tree-hugger environmentalism, but not nearly as much as it ups the face-clawing violence. At the table, the RPG system is pushed to the limit when Brent must roll to successfully take a dump. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films...

In Stop or My Owl Will Shoot, Hoot is only two feet tall, but this owl wasn't born yesterday. In fact, he used to be human until he was brutally mudered in these very woods. Now, with the help of a bumbling sheriff, a magical tree spirit, and a pistol in a plastic grocery bag, Hoot's on a mission to avenge his death... and also save the forest... and stuff. At the table, Patrick figures out a novel solution for an owl to carry weapons. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG...

It's the conclusion of Air Force Fun. With Soviet terrorists in control of the president's personal rail gun, Alan and Max are in a race against time. There's no time left to murder-talk their way out of this situation. A dangerous maneuver is their only chance, but it just might cost them their lives - and even worse, their sensitive guts. At the table, Geoffrey gets Patrick to describe some super gross violence! Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts...

In Air Force Fun, maritial artist and IBS spokesman Max Cruncher is in the fight of his life to save his best buddy, who also happens to be a sentient Air Force One. Using the power of White Karate and an endless supply of soothing anticid tablets, he has one kick-punch left to save America. At the table, Patrick punishes Geoffrey and Brent for "patriot talkin'." Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only...

The conclusion of Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers. Duct-taped to the bottom of a Ford Bronco, Trapper is about to learn the meaning of life after death. Shecky and Tails very sloooowly come to his aid. The big showdown between our heroes and the forces of darkness is at hand and it looks like the Bronco's 200 cubic-inch inline six wont be the only thing combusting. At the table, Brent gives a masterclass on the history of buckthorn. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG...

In Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers, Trapper Keefer, a fur trapper, and his talking beaver Tails team up with an impossibly likable (in that it's impossible to like him) car salesmen Shecky Stumper to fight the greatest scourge to ever curse these country roads: Satanist teens with learners permits! Our heroes will leave no petting zoo undestroyed in pursuit of these evil teens... and Trapper's grenade launcher. Meanwhile, Patrick and Brent debate whether teens wore seatbelts in the...

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Shecky: Geoffrey Golden Trapper: Brent Butler Story Editor: Adam Baker Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat...