The 200th and Ultimate Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast We bomb the s#it out the *-word.   Yes, that's true.  Expletive repeated 732 times in F*cking Inn and &ucking %hicken, plus the Wrong Foot Song, clean as a whistle.  

OK, so Brightstar was trying to find the command ship, but he’s in the laundry room aboard Sky Wash Dry N Fold.  The washer and dryer think he’s Taboolian  Tuh Boo Lee In.  Halfly can’t find Brightstar, Benton-Brook can’t find respect.  Nike, the missile can’t find squat.  Lieutenant "Little" Fluff "Too" Linten, fresh out of the Academy on his first voyage and not wanting to disgrace his family's name can’t find the captain.  The captain can’t find Iron Uh.  She’s in the storage room.  How...

Captain's Quarters, IGLS (Intergalactic Laundry Ship) 4219 EJ K36& 7 My dear Mishaga,      I write this with the last ink of my space pen.  You know the one that writes upside down?  It never ceases to amaze or amuse me when I lie on my back and see the words appear on my Captain Midnight Space Tablet.        I used to laugh at you for stalking those porch sales.  It's nothing but junk from past civilizations, I said.  But I'm not laughing now.  It my most treasured possession.  Like...

Exclusive to the Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast Universe, the world premier of this three-part unfinished space saga.  It's Far Out and will never be completed, so get your flight sequence ready.  10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, ... 1! In an interstellar medium of gas dust and dark matter, a lonely traveler spins forward at hydrosonic velocity fighting wrinkles in the time continuum with payload, front load, top load and stackable.  Destiny?  Murky.  But mission steadfast.  Deliver the whitest whites and...

In the exciting conclusion of our two-part story of art vs. dinner, Foster Valley doesn't chicken out, he negotiates the crap out of a deal with some tough cookie and then makes sure it hits the fan.  Is he rewarded?  No, he has to scramble, cajole, hornswoggle, plead and asks nicely so that Lydia Linda Lorna gets the appropriate exposure and the food stays warm. Oh, and we'll split the check.    

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to explore options once concidered unacceptable, but when the human events involve a possible back-end deal worth a considerable amount and the fact that a certain party's involvement in this deal is contingent upon a meal served and enjoyed upon a certain other party, well, let's just say things get dicey.  I mean, diced. Join Foster Valley and the great Lydia Linda Lorna in this two-parter which takes you behind the scenes of a deal,...

Hey, baseball fans, here's a rare unedited recording of a famous event.

 The Wrong Foot Song will get you going in a bad way when we head over to Easy Street to we look for a Tat before it all comes together on the See Saw Sex Toy, a balancing act for those who won't swing.  Or slide, either.

The more you listen, the more it seems you've heard it before, but to be certain, listen again and again. Unless, of course, it's too redundant, in which case, pretend it's unfamilar, but don't use it as an excuse. Any questions?  Hammers and Hummers?  Coming right up.  And, breakfast is always on the table. So dig in.

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Look What Happened to My Wrong Foot when The King and Mr.French goes to the Doctor with Wedding Guests

Stop me if you've heard this, Wrong Foot Comedy Castpod?   Let me ask you this, is quilted bathroom tissue warmer? I was just wondering if you like Ike? Once again, I repeat, it was all a running gag. And for the last time, this is never to be repeated.    

Font Size 14 Format: Italics Background color: Green Content: Podcast Tatoo:  "Loathers got to loathe"  

Did you hear about Ramsom?  He Shat the Bed.  

Whether you have parents or not, you still have to get in the car.   When?   You'll find out. And LOOK OUT, here comes an XTRA WIDE LOAD! This sentence purposely left blank.  

First, Mandelcork Grows a Pair Then, Mindy Grows a Pair Next, A Pair Grows And finally, there's a Pair

  My End Tro Synth Miller Vanilla Missing Something MPS Moving His My Jazz Song

Far and Wide, an Intro Finger Me FUN KEY House o' Tongs Goo Gull  Me

  One Less To Go Try these on for sighs. Eat Watchers Euphamedicine Eye Am Dee Bee

Ten More to Go!  Ten More To Go! Then this is the 10th. You will hear:     Bob Chong's Hong Kong Thong Cleaning Bull Coffee Cock Sure A Sample or Two

Preview Pant or Loon?--Pant! Bob Nugent--Bob Nugent? Pant or Mime?--Pant!  PANT! Stump the Mouse, Part 2: Mouse Found and Lost--When the irreplaceable little star has an unfortunate accident his handlers hustle to find a reasonable facsimile and in the end the long-shot plan comes through.   BullitPoint--High Caliber Presentations Outro & Credits

Previews Bueller's Other Day--imperfect attendance. It Came I Saw--wood I lie? That Feeling, That Filing--an early recording of Stump. Meet Stump the Mouse--first of two parts.  You loved him on the silver screen in 'Stump Goes Native' and 'Stump It Up', on your lunch box in 'Stump the Mouse Lunch Box', on your breakfast cereal in 'Stump Lumps', but not in gutter, for god's sake.  Nevertheless, this little rodent knows how to make the girls squeal and the guys watch where they step.  You...

WRONG FOOT SIZE TEN Preview—We give you ten of these, no, not toes Hello Tim—could be a Wrong (Foot) number Colating—at your own risk Flehm—something smells as good as it looks Angry Looking—a diagnosis Easy Street—the grass is always greener, unless the worm turns Act Along With: Larry Derrick!—here’s your chance to co-star with a real actor Kens Keyboards—so qwerty, it’s asdfgh Sleep in Overrated—one opinion Outros/Credits