Episodes
Round 9 and half of round 10 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season are in the books! We round up the midweek madness games as well as the first 4 games of round 10! On today's episode, Hammar towns Freddy Hammer gets hammared and then hammered again on derby day, Midweek madness muddles our memory, and we still don’t know who’s good and who’s shit! Let's go!
Published 05/21/24
Published 05/21/24
Round 8 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Salech shows us he's Sirius, The GAIS go marching on, and Malmö win the 'Most Mestery Master Mest Mästarmötet ' (as Neil calls it) Lets go!
Published 05/15/24
Round 7 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, The history Guys claim Gothenburg, Kalmar make light work of Strawtown, IDFK Norrköping continue to confuse and we talk about the Biltema Roberto Carlos. Let's go!
Published 05/08/24
Round 6 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books and the Malmö have won the Swedish cup! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Majestic Malmö mercilessly maul a misfortunate AIK, Göteborg are back to winning ways against the Boys from Bromma and calamity-Kalmar drop more than the points away at Mjällby! Let's go!
Published 05/02/24
Round 5 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Neil is grumpy, Count Reinfeldt is defeated, and the Malmö juggernaut keeps on rolling! Let's go!
Published 04/27/24
Round 4 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, aaaaaaa, OK, AIk show up on Derby day, The goalkeepers are playing musical chairs, and Gothenburg send Sven on a sunset swan song! Let's go!
Published 04/23/24
Round 3 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, It’s just another manic Monday in the Allsvenskan, Discovery plus makes mike cry and its a Tiki-Taka take over! Let's go!
Published 04/17/24
Round 2 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On todays show, penalties are hard, Neil gets a surprise in the gym shower, why is a clear handball not actually a handball and Bromma bring back COVID vibes! Let's go!
Published 04/11/24
Round 1 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, there are a million nuts in the forrest, Mike walks into a war zone, Neil's loooooves Fantasy football and ALLSVENSKAN IS BACK BABY! Let's go!
Published 04/04/24
The season is fast approaching! Dont forget to sign up for the WTF is Allsvenskan Fantasy Football Season! League:WTF IS ALLSVENSKAN Code: b73udr Here comes an idiots guide to the 2024 Allsvenskan season! All the important bits of course, like who has the nicest kit, some talk about a dinosaur collection, and Neil makes ANOTHER outrageous John Guidetti claim. Lets go!
Published 03/28/24
It's time. The moment you've all been waiting for... Time to see if Neil has learnt anything about the Allsvenskan, and will Mike pull off another shock by calling for a big team to get relegated. On todays show, there is a new cutie pie in the animal park, Neil talks about foxes and a John Guidetti redemption story!?! Lets go!
Published 03/22/24
Did you miss us? The boys are back in town baby! WTF is Allsvenskan returns for a second season of nicknames, hot takes, and Neil continuing to be a grumpy old fart! I guess will talk a fair bit about the football too! On today's episode, where has Kate Middleton been hiding? How many players does Neil remember from last season? and was Janne Anderson's time as the Swedish National Team Head Coach a success? Let's go!
Published 03/18/24
We've finally stopping crying over the fact that the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! Sooooo, that means it's time for the END OF SEASON AWARDS!!!! On todays episode we give out our picks for the Player of the season, Manager of the season etc etc AND more importantly the coveted WTF is Allsvenskan awards! Who will win the 'Big Ange Postecoglou- Beers and a BBQ award'?or 'The WTF is Allsvenskan nickname of the season award' and What are our favourite podcast moments of this...
Published 12/07/23
So that’s a wrap for the 2023 Allsvenskan season!. On today's episode, it's a tale of two penalties in the ‘Gold Match’, the doomed Bromma Boys battle bravely against the Bush and Neil falls in love in Uppsala! Let's go!
Published 11/15/23
Surprise! Its BONUS pod time! With the Superettan season coming to a close, we thought we would check in with a man who knows a thing or 2 about the Superettan - Johan Martinson from @superettanpodden. On it we discuss who is Superettans MK dons, how the hell did Nobby Solano turn up in Superettan?! And who would Johan choose to defend him from a zombie apocalypse! Lets go!
Published 11/10/23
Round 29 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, the doughy rapids have officially sunk, Seb Larsson is on the beers, and its all going down to the final day! Let's go!
Published 11/08/23
Round 28 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, The referees are having a laugh, Marti Cifuentes falls upwards and the title race goes down to the wire! Let's go!
Published 11/01/23
Round 27 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. Oh Allsvenskan, how much we missed you! The Stockholm derby that failed to deliver, Hallberg dances like penguin and Sonko shimmies, shakes and sinks Norrköping! Let's go!
Published 10/25/23
Round 26 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, It’s Varberg-bye-bye, Sonko robs Andy of the perfect day and Andy and Neil have beef about Hammarby fans! Let's go!
Published 10/11/23
Round 25 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Chilufya shows djurgården what they’re missing, Hammar does stupid shit again, and Game of the week IS game of the f###ing week! Let's go!
Published 10/04/23
Round 24 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, including, Neil says something nice about AIK, there are some sensational new nicknames, and Abdulai the Elf goes from Hero to Zero! Let's go!
Published 09/28/23
Round 23 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, including, Varbergs lads get hit for seven, Malmö are back to their brilliant best, and Andy and Mike continue to disagree on who is the best striker in the Allsvenskan. Let's go!
Published 09/21/23
Round 22 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, including, there is late elation and Elida stadium, BK Häcken get cast aside in the doughy rapids and Mike and and make a bet a between Erabi and Gurbanly! Let's go!
Published 09/10/23
Round 21 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Göteborg suplex their little brother through the table, Norrköping loose their label, and Gurbanly proves he is Harry Kane and Able! Let's go!
Published 08/31/23