Blair and Jenny's final battle is here, Upper East Siders, and it's a problematic doozy! And while Asher might not have a sack of hot dogs this week, he DOES have a sack of SECRETS — and so does ERIC!!! Meanwhile, Serena hasn't shaken Georgina, who is now going by Sarah and charming the gullible-ass pants off of Dan and Vanessa. Georgina vs. Serena, Blair vs. Jenny, Lily & Rufus vs. being a good parent — who will win?? And WHO killed JFK? Tune in to find out! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected]. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist