Episodes
Lords and Duchesses and Affairs, oh my! Unfortunately, summer break is coming to a close for our dear friends of the Upper East. Will loose ends be tied up in a perfect bow come the fall? Join your ol' pals Maria and Talea as we laugh our way out of the Hamptons (via the Jitney, of course) and bid farewell to the dog days of summer. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected]. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)Th...
Published 07/12/24
You know what they say, Upper East Siders. "April showers bring season 2 of The Dorota Diaries!" Or was it something totally different? We don't know and WE DON'T CARE. Join us as we explore the Hamptons, shades of white, Rufus v. Jack Johnson, and sex positivity for teen boys who wanna be lil sluts. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected]. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by...
Published 05/07/24
Here comes the bride, Upper East Siders! Spring is here and the flowers are in bloom in everybody's hair. While one couple ties the knot, another looks like they're on the verge of a breakup. Ah, the circle of life. We end season 1 asking one very important question: Who IS David? Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected]. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The...
Published 01/01/24
Content warning: Drug overdose Are you a big Leaky Hawk fan? If so, hop in the portal with the gang and grab a front row seat at the Forgotten Bands of the 90s show! This is a real 10 and 2 episode driving us full speed into the season finale. Everybody is rallying around Serena in her time of need, but will it be enough against Hurricane Georgina?  Disclaimer: we had some audio difficulties while recording so our apologies for the sound quality in this one! Follow us on Instagram...
Published 11/25/23
Blair and Jenny's final battle is here, Upper East Siders, and it's a problematic doozy! And while Asher might not have a sack of hot dogs this week, he DOES have a sack of SECRETS — and so does ERIC!!! Meanwhile, Serena hasn't shaken Georgina, who is now going by Sarah and charming the gullible-ass pants off of Dan and Vanessa. Georgina vs. Serena, Blair vs. Jenny, Lily & Rufus vs. being a good parent — who will win?? And WHO killed JFK? Tune in to find out! Follow us on Instagram...
Published 10/05/23
It's SAT time for our favorite private school crew! While Dan chooses to read every SAT prep book known to man, Blair copes with her stress by leaning on her 'ol bullying ways. Serena wants to do well, but with Georgina in town we're not so sure how that's gonna work out for our favorite bad girl gone good. Meanwhile, in Brooklyn, Jenny continues to be the worst person on the planet, but at least she likes hot dogs. Other noteworthy things: a hot new couple (according to Talea) and an...
Published 09/12/23
Team Blair or Team Jenny? You've gotta decide, Upper East Siders! Mark the date and time because Jenny has pushed our buttons so much in this episode that we may, for the very first time, empathize with Rufus' POV. Shocking, we know... Put on that princess party hat and grab a slice of Jenny cake, babes! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected]. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by...
Published 08/10/23
Rumors are lighting up the hallways of our favorite private school for girls and (gasp!) a few of our favorite friendships may not survive it. What does survive is decades-long misogyny and slut-shaming! Gen Z — you can bring back the 00s style, but we beg of you to let this part stay in the archives. If we were you, our first response would be to listen to this episode on a lovely, clear blue day! #IYKYK  Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot...
Published 07/19/23
Splish splash, y'all! A fun night at the uh... school swimming pool (smdh) goes horribly awry. Word gets back to the new headmistress and she did not come to play with these privileged youths. Grab that boogie board and try to stay afloat, Upper East Siders! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected]. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip...
Published 04/21/23
The prodigal father returns! Blair’s dad is home for the holidays, but the father-daughter reunion is short-lived because her father’s boyfriend has crashed the party. Across town, Serena and Dan get to know each other better through the art of gift-giving. Have a holly, jolly Christmas (in April), Upper East Siders! Here at the Dorota Diaries, it’s gonna be ANYTHING but a silent night. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at...
Published 04/11/23
Are you 16 and know exactly what you want the rest of your life to look like? Do you have a grandmother who would do anything to get her way? Are you a ballroom dance aficionado? Do you love stuffy parties where you are formally announced to your community even though they all already know who you are? Well, you've come to the right place. It's cotillion time, baby! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected].  Art...
Published 02/18/23
Episode Content Warning: Eating Disorders It may be July, but it is THANKSGIVING over here at The Dorota Diaries! In this episode, Maria and Talea reveal themselves as huge fans of Thanksgiving, but even bigger fans of Upper East Side holiday draaaaama. Other v important topics include Lexapro, Vicodin, and Anne Archibald's unfulfilled dreams. Grab a plate (or two) of your favorite pie and bon appétit! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us...
Published 07/07/22
Happy Birthday, Upper East Siders! We know it's probably not your birthday today, but today we're celebrating the 17th birthday of our Queen Blair Waldorf, so who cares about when your birthday is? Join us as we dive into what is and isn't allowed when it comes to Dan, Serena, and Vanessa, an embarrassing Rock Band match that just goes on too long, and whether or not we'd have access to the extremely exclusive SEARCH.COM. It's an episode so good, you won't need a birthday wish. Follow us on...
Published 03/28/22
Happy New Year, Upper East Siders (better late than never)! We couldn’t ask for a better episode to kick off The Dorota Diaries in 2022 and to prove it, enjoy two hours of us fawning over the whole damn thing. I think we’ve found our passion in life and it is this episode. Just sit back, grab a nice martini, and enjoy the ride baby! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected].  Art by Maria...
Published 02/22/22
Masquerades and Moroccan-themed parties are upon us, y'all! This episode marks the momentous debut of Dan's BEST (and only) friend Vanessa Abrams, and Nate's Stepford mama, Anne Archibald, who does not blink. Phantom of the Opera cosplay, coke hidin' fathers, cultural appropriation, and sweet, sweet revenge. What more could we ask for on the Upper East Side? Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at [email protected].  Art by...
Published 12/12/21
The martinis are poured and the designer clothes are pressed 'cuz we are heading into the most important day of the fall (according to Queen B) — the annual sleepover! On the other side of town, Derena at long last goes on a proper first date. Rufus is as sad as ever, but at least he has his glory days to cheer him up? Get out your sleeping bags and take a load off, Upper East Siders! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) and Twitter (@DorotaDiaries), or you can shoot us an email at...
Published 11/11/21
Life truly has its ups and downs so we had to take some time away, but we are BACK! Hop in your limo to join us as we witness the birth and death of Blair's modeling career at the hands of her own hilariously evil mother. We are also treated to what is possibly one of the world's worst first dates (looking at you, Derena). Lastly, the infamous Lost Weekend is upon us. Hang on to your basketballs, boys!  Follow us on Twitter (@DorotaDiaries) and Instagram (@DorotaDiaries), or shoot us an email...
Published 10/28/21
Hey, Upper East Siders! The Dorota Diaries is back with episode 3 — and it's Ivy week! Travel back in time with us to junior year of high school, AKA when college acceptances were at the top of our minds... at least for some of us. Prepare to watch Dan stress out, Nate and Chuck chill out, and Blair and Serena fight and cry it out. Sharpen your #2 pencils! Hosts: Talea (@PipeDreamTC) and Maria (@markacarbondale) Follow us on Twitter (@dorotadiaries) and Instagram (@dorotadiaries), or email...
Published 08/19/21
Hey Upper East Siders, The Dorota Diaries is back! In episode 2, The Wild Brunch, we learn that brunch is an extreme sport and not for the faint of heart, we ponder a possible love connection between Little J and Blair, and we bow down to the debut of Queen Dorota. It's a juicy one, y'all. Hope you like waffles! Hosts: Talea (@PipeDreamTC) and Maria (@markacarbondale) Follow us on Twitter (@dorotadiaries) and Instagram (@dorotadiaries), or email us at [email protected]! Art - Maria Intro...
Published 07/28/21
Welcome to The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast. Join us, Talea and Maria, as we dive into the iconic 2007 CW original show, Gossip Girl! We'll discuss the best outfits, worst looks, and hottest scandals starting with the first episode: the pilot. Hosts: Talea (@PipeDreamTC) and Maria (@markacarbondale) Follow us on Twitter (@dorotadiaries) and Instagram (@dorotadiaries) It's here, Upper East Siders! Join us for our very first episode, where we talk Nate's constantly changing hair,...
Published 07/12/21