Merlin: Boy Scout. Scott: Boy Scout. Adam: YMCA Indian Guide

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The life of Joey Nickelpuss. And: variety of horns, including a romantic option. "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly": a brief synopsis, why Adam's car is so relaxing (it's the leather), a children's hero for lean times, what was on your wall, Major D.

If "penultimate" meant "last," this would be the penultimate episode of our VSOP series. Thanks again to John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, and the sturdy padlocks on the studio doors that prevented their escape.

YLNT VSOP, Part II. The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to the VSOP series next week. Or so.

It's YLNT VSOP, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guests John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton. Aided by Hodgman's expertise and Coulton's hatred of poetry, we finally got to the bottom of our most lingering questions.

Find a handy voter's guide on our website. Also: Also: Hats of the Seduction Community, Pascal's voting wager (Vote for Adam's dad).Love in a voting booth, medieval jewelry vis-à-vis Hypercolor, Adam's hypnotic sexytime.

Nose harmony, quarters, who's Capote now?, P.S.H., "He plays you better than you play you," layers of latex, latchkey ontologies, Billy Crystal never went to college but did wear a hat, start shooting your stock scenes, 1 water ski or two? Out-browed.

Changin' gears, basic stranger strategy, Adam eats alone, the Sultan of Awkward gives wisdom, pick fruit from your neighbor's tree, fortune cookie photomat, our new sponsor, that Al Roker, it's a conversation.

Class of 2016: Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: Principles of Muskmaking, and Techniques in Silent Disdain.

The parenting of negligence, things you didn't know about gas stations, ancient aphorisms, tethered to a key, you go in and stay there until you have wisdom, They've Got It!, blue sky pie in the sky, Adam tries some culture jam, Erotic Rosary II, Uggo's.

Sandwich smiles into the mouthpiece, teenage telemarketing salad days, LonelyWear's autumn line, the secret of our success (at Macy's), ham symphony, Karl gets fired from the Geek Squad, acquaintance on final approach, face school.

Pilaf games, the myth of women and computers, retroplagiarism can happened to you, young butlers in high demand, 20s sex ed film, prespooling and the origins of the Industrial Revolution.

Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of wheat chex, stickin' with the quadrupeds, Adam's almost assaulted, don't flog Detroit's dead horse, guac attack.

Sit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don't cross the swords. We're coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el recipiente de correo? Body (Not) Movin'.

Unhealthy ligatures, a course of Prednisone, "I'm not following you!", obscure chess moves, smoking for the cure, misused orifices, we pass as nosies, Karl Van Hœt.

Desperate for funds, we explore opening a restaurant. Along the way, Sandwich cries in the bathroom, Merlin sings a song, and Scott gets some information wrong. But, in the end, we think we've got a pretty lucrative restaurant franchise on our hands.

Parental interference and other awkwardtunities, pie vs invisibilty, how Adam will die, Tuesdays with Tom Waits, Wisdom Experience guaranteed, another factory closes (bagpipe soundtrack).

How do your socks feel about it?, a new kind of retail experience, Sandwich knows his Douglas Firs, Farewell to Tight (actually The Sun Also Tights), white shoes, Los Altos Rancho Vista Wi'z, dippin' dots, our favorite indie bands.

So sorry!, the oxygen lobby, doin' the Skokie, Wallet-on-Chain is not a town in England, Sean Connery is Japanese, What's your latte name?, pre-disposable feminine hygiene, @EffingBoring gets the carnation.

Doing the fishstick, Sacks-Minnelli Disease, on the logical possibility of a cool fannypack, who's your frelative?, "A Touch of Asperger's", social pressure at work (show your support for Dennis), what's your standing O face?.

Sheriff's got a posse, Clarence the barber (and his balls), the benenemafits of a Fleet-based regimen, the grapefruit and bacon diet, Neti pots and other 100% legitimate remedies.

Jamón y jabón, computerized career counseling, [email protected], Sandwich does the Boogie Oogie, skating to college, Checkin' Out!, Angus Young-brand smelling salts.

On Being Boring, crazy meat, Merlin knows how to build a team, Lonely Spacecamp, Clooney trumps Hill but both beat you, Encounters with Celebrity, nickel bags of chocolate, a fowl deposition, the Tony Danza Story.

"Oh my God: you GUYS!"; Scott sports vomit; Merlin raises a Predator; Scott has a hair theory about ladies who sing; Merlin calls for a National Day of Goatee Reconsideration; Adam moves into the nascent pubic wig vertical; The Boys crave new custom unifo