Are you at the library?

There's not one citronella solution.

You win awards by confusing people.

It's an LSAT question.

It's like Chaucer that way.

When Michiko comes in.

Just a Squirt.

A rug on top of another rug.

Tiny Cars and Leviticus

Check your mailbox. Go ahead.

Sssssh! Imagine it.

Sushi DMV, pupu platter, Tuna Corn Mayonnaise, kiwanis roll, the Andrew Jackson with extra hickory, two types of foreigner, $50 squid, lobster drag, dinner theater, is it vegetarian if she throws it away, Tevas, "My mussel's name is Sandy," ma.

Unpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron. It's a start.

No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.

Here we are again with another live episode. We went, with some friends, into the woods. We came out of the woods with this recording.

Sellers are forced, after years of negative cash flow, to liquidate their storage locker as a condition of their bankruptcy claim. Sellers identify themselves as "We Look Nice," an internet group.

IN WHICH IS DISCUSSED: Various failed attempts at coolness and a modest proposal by which the cool might tutor the uncool. Also: boner pants and the makeout place.

You Look Nice Today, Live in Philadelphia, The City with a Nickname, September 17, 2009

Body stuff. Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin' In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adam's got ninja sword, Scott's got flask, Merlin's got cognitive bias.

OK, here it comes. No, you're gonna love it—the guitar does this "Wheeee!" thing while the drums go all "Chukka chukka booda booda." Here it is. Shhhh! No wait, that's not it. Almost there, just after this one more chorus.

We teamed up with our pals [Jordan Jesse Go!](http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/jordan-jesse-go) and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwest Megatour started in Seattle on Thursday and ended in Portland on Sunday.

Forgotten names, Adam's a rogue cop, too much Hanukah, gift credits, windfall projects, gross yoga stuff, there is no fiddler, picks of the week.

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