Episodes
It’s time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project. Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back... Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/ S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass ...
Published 12/31/23
In case you needed a reminder – we're idiots.
Published 12/04/23
One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More. Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights
Published 12/01/23
Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.
Published 10/16/23
It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?    
Published 10/13/23
There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It ain't Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see. "Crystal Lake" – performed by Primal Apathy Music: Travis Justice; Vocal Melody: Gaylon Tyner; Lyrics: Gaylon Tyner and Gary Swift; Drums: John Ollis' 2022 https://primalapathy.bandcamp.com/
Published 09/20/23
You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood.   Sail Away Tiny Sparrow Written by Harry Manfredini Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter 
Published 08/23/23
Hold me closer, tiny Jason Count the bodies on the treeway Cover your head in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
Published 07/20/23
You know what they say: It’s always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film. 
Published 06/30/23
As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
Published 06/01/23
Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores. 
Published 04/26/23
Grab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head.
Published 03/23/23
There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake! His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow
Published 02/15/23
Published 02/01/23
We'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway. 
Published 01/13/23
It's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to.
Published 11/14/22
If you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night.
Published 10/20/22
Published 09/28/22
If you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be.
Published 06/22/22
Things are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It’s time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 
Published 06/15/22
The only thing shorter than this episode is Jason’s temper. You like kills? We’ve got kills! Check out episode 5 as we podcast our way through Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 
Published 06/08/22
You might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 
Published 06/01/22
Knock-knock! Who's there? It's Jason! Check out episode 3 as we podcast our way through Friday the 13th: Part 13. 
Published 05/25/22