We're altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it further. ——— Well, hello there! Long time no see. Yes, You're Wrong has been away for a while, but it was for a very good reason. Anyway, the nerds decided to return with a certified and guaranteed banger: they watched and rambled on about the masterpiece that is The Empire Strikes Back (if you don't know what that is, I have absolutely no f*****g idea how you ended up here... but hey, welcome to the party!). Even with a movie like this, that...

Why filmmakers feel the need to give such obtuse, presumptuous names to their silly action movies, I'll never understand. ——— This week's episode is a cautionary tale about the dangers of expectations. Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer decided to watch and discuss Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre, the 2022 Jason Statham vehicle — and for the first time in a long while, their individual reactions to the movie were quite the mixed bag. Not since their deep dive into the DCEU movies have they...

Almost as big a mistake as watching it was. ——— Noted gluttons for punishment Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer decided it would be a good idea to do an episode about another anime adaptation, this time 2017's Ghost in the Shell, an adaptation of the 1995 anime movie — and if you've watched this dumpster fire, you know it was definitely the anime, not the manga, that they tried to adapt. I say "tried to adapt" because that's all they did: try. They did fail a lot, though, holy shit. Talk...

It's a toss up between you and Miles Bron. My money is on you, though. ——— Tired of watching only garbage movies, Luciano, Matt and Spencer decided to find something a bit more well-liked to watch, discuss and dissect this week (Chris is also tired of watching garbage movies, but he couldn't make this recording, unfortunately). To that end, they chose Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, the kind-of-but-not-really sequel to Knives Out. Now, here's my personal conundrum: usually, this is where...

Seriously. I don't know exactly how, but I'm sure even the catering service on the set was wrong somehow. ——— Ah yes, live-action adaptions of anime series — no hellscape more torturous has ever been spawned by evil human minds. And Netflix's Fullmetal Alchemist is absolutely not an exception. Actually, it's a pretty impressive endeavour... in that it managed to replicate the anime in every possible wrong way while also leaving out most of the things that would have actually been good to...

You're the boys' long-lost sibling, Wrong Lee. ——— Once again abandoned by their so-called "friends", Chris and Luciano had to suffer through the cringefest that is Double Dragon on their own. This movie is one of the most 90's thing to ever come out of the 90's. No, seriously. By the time I was done watching this movie, somehow I was wearing a bomber jacket and had a plaid flannel shirt tied around my waist. Which is even weirder than it sounds, because I'm pretty sure I had nothing but my...

The only right thing they did was cast Sean Connery. Whether accepting the role was the right thing for him to do, though, is very much debatable. ——— Once again Matt-less, Spencer takes over hosting (and nerd-wrangling) duties as he, Chris and Luciano discuss the early 2000's masterpiece that is The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. What's that? Oh, sorry... it seems I've misspelled shitshow up there. There's very little to salvage in this movie, not gonna lie. But hey, at least they had...

After watching this god-forsaken movie, my brain was as nuked as Indy should have been inside that stupid fridge. ——— Another beloved franchise ruined by a s****y sequel. This time, a franchise near and dear to every nerd's heart: Indiana Jones. Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer tackled the atomic dumpster fire that is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, a name as obnoxious as the movie is bad. I won't even try to comment on it here; it would be too long a description,...

The 2021 movie, I mean. But I'm sure you're very wrong about other entries of the franchise as well. ——————————————— This week, the nerds went back to video-game movies and decided to watch and discuss Mortal Kombat. This one disappointed them less than most of the previous movies they've picked recently, but that's a really, really low bar. Be that as it may, however, they did have quite a few grievances with it. No surprise there, I know. Now, while a few of those grievances are pretty...

Qualifying how wrong it is or what it might be wrong about would imply there's something right about it. There isn't. ——————————————— Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer chose Jurassic World: Dominion for this week's episode. Why, I couldn't tell you. Quite honestly, I don't they even know. What I can tell you is that they violently regret it. How can an action movie with dinosaurs and giant flaming locusts in it be this boring? It has to be some sort of f****d up achievement to be able to...

And in other news, water is wet and the sky is blue. ——————————————— Back to their full roster, the nerds thought it would be good to get back to the 2020's and chose to watch, dissect and brutalise Black Adam, the latest (at the time of this posting) installment in the DC Expanded Universe. Now, the pedants among you might be wondering why an episode about a DCEU movie isn't in the DCEU Movies season/series. The reason is quite simple: it's because f**k you, that's why. 😘 Back to this glass...

We mean the movie. You know, the one that came out in 2000 and aged like a bowl of spoiled yogurt left out in the sun.

Because you obviously thought it was a s****y movie 20 years ago, and that opinion hasn't changed... right? Yeah, I'm sure that's right. Even *you* wouldn't be *that* wrong.

A convoluted title for a convoluted movie. But you're probably wrong about the games, too.

No Subway combos were harmed in the making of this episode.

The conclusion to the shenanigans at Hellmouth High! The party at Beckee's house is going to be LIT... or will it?

Season's Beatings, everyone!

An idyllic town, a school chock full of supernatural secrets and a group of teenagers with lots of hormones and too much self-esteem: the perfect ingredients for a gigantic fiasco!

Alternate title: "You're Wrong About How Many People We Can Offend in 100 Minutes".

Are... are the authors of these lists OK?

Simon also says that these nerds would have gone bankrupt a *long* time ago if a verbal morality statute were in effect nowadays.

Because you almost certainly haven't watched it, and that's *exactly* how things should remain.

He's a f*****g idiot most of the time, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Almost a quarter of a century later and you're STILL trying to ice-skate uphill.