Episodes
Oh! Oh! look....... it's another episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast.  Let's hope it's a good one. Well this week Elton & Scott talk M&M world, the Indy 500 final lap, the Human Centipede II, was there a film called Driller Killer? and ever seen Fritz the Cat? Teens are also warned about using 'Vodka Tampon'...... those crazy kids. The guys finish up somehow talking racism, hobo clowns and kids with Nurf guns in a wonderful video. Thank you for listening.  Don't...
Published 06/15/11
Welcome dear listeners to another episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. Make yourself comfy as Scott & Elton dive into Obama's car getting stuck, Obama getting drowned out by trumpets, things that used to be free, the Duchess of Cambridge can't have babies? & Queuing for rides. In other news Marmite is banned? and a truck driver blows up like a balloon, at this point the guys find the 6 most bizarre medical hoaxes...... nice. Anyway enjoy, spread the word and join in...
Published 06/07/11
Welcome listeners to An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week, as Scott is away Lording it up in the sun, Elton has invited four 'Guest Producers' in the shape of Dave Robinson, Mike Carson, Richard Smith and Andrew Dickerson to help him through the world of news and websites. News takes the guys through the Rapture and Zombies, circumcision, a German orgy, a baby named 'Like', Police chasing a cuddly toy, a Woman with a sword, Russel Brand and Dead or Alive. The website search...
Published 05/26/11
Welcome everyone to another episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week the guys called Scott and Elton bring you such wonders as Calculator watches, Disney Star Wars Weekend, was Bin Laden watching Babe station? and a little on the Royal wedding. In news the guys hit on a man with a gun, a student with a dress, a zombie house and a man with an expensive car. Oh and don't forget to check out osalt.com for all your open source needs. Enjoy, spread the word and don't...
Published 05/16/11
Welcome everyone to Episode 82 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast..... hey, your welcome. This week Scott & Elton chat about the "upcoming" Royal Wedding (yes we know it's been and gone), NFL strike, Playstation Network is hacked, iPhone is tracking you and Obama has a birth certificate. The guys also look at sending an e-mail to other planets and scented candles. We do hope you enjoy, hey if you do then spread the word. Please also check out www.roguetwo.com for other wonderful...
Published 05/04/11
Hello to each and every one of you. This week you find Elton & Scott checking their balls in Male Cancer Awareness Week, fake decking, the games of Kronom & Kabaddi and some ungrateful kids going to Disney Land. Plumping up the episode is talk of The Walking Dead and Primer.  There’s also 14 basic skills of men, the Commodore 64 is back and an aircraft carrier is for sale. Enjoy you lovely lot.
Published 04/19/11
Hello everyone and thanks for downloading.  This, as if you didn't know, is An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week Elton and Scott hit the phenomenon (do do da dodo) of Rebecaa Black, talk New Jersey Laws and smash keyboards with Press the Spacebar. They also find out whats banned by the Bible and have a quick 'famous website' quiz. Enjoy, send mail to [email protected], join the Facebook page and please spread the word. Cheers.
Published 04/12/11
Hello again you lovely lot.  Welcome to a wonderfully special episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. Why so wonderfully special? Well we have 'Guest Producers' Tim and Brad from the app and tech podcast Appytimes. This week everyone literally dives into Professor Splash, easter eggs in video games, a lady hiding stuff in her thing and a little Trek and Star Wars talk. It's all rounded off with a bit of tech talk.  And by tech, we really mean cassette tapes, CD's and...
Published 03/29/11
Welcome dear listeners and thank you for down loading the show.  A big gold star to you. This week Scott and Elton check out bolshy thieves, dead sardines, a have-a-go hero & alien movies. There's also Eggs in..... well you'll find out, the average mans face and a guy called Harry. To finish off there's the Movie Bar code site. Enjoy and please visit the Facebook page, get in touch with us via twitter or the email which is [email protected] and spread the...
Published 03/23/11
Here's another episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast for you lovely lot.  Hey, you deserve it. This week you'll find out who won the robot marathon, what 5-19-13 is and a little about Facebook security.  Elton and Scott also talk about the future of X-Box connect, fan made movies and breast milk ice-cream. There's lots of other little bits in there for you so enjoy. Please don't forget to email the show [email protected] and, of course, spread the word. Cheers.
Published 03/08/11
Hey guess what.... you've just found/downloaded/accidentally clicked on episode 76 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast.  Well done you. This week you'll find swimming pool fun, Sony un-fun, iPhone really un-fun and letters from listeners, which is always fun. In news the Coca-cola formula is released, Monsters are found, a granny attacks, robots run and a man gets lost in a desert. Enjoy and spread the wonderful word. Cheers.
Published 03/01/11
Welcome one and all to episode 75 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week Elton & Scott dive into the UFO recorded in Jerusalem, Rods, crap super powers, Tipp-Ex and the McPherson tapes. In news lyrics are forgotten at the Super Bowl, the polite robber and a Harrier Jump Jet is up for sale. Enjoy and please spread the word. Cheers.
Published 02/15/11
The Dangles advert. Thanks go to Mr Jim Moon from Hynogoria and the wonderful Hypnobobs
Published 02/13/11
Welcome you lucky lot, you've downloaded episode 74 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. Well done. This week Elton and Scott talk about speeding tickets, a mail about a foreign object in the body, a cushion eating lady and Earth should prepare for aliens. In news a lady falls 23 floors.... and lives, silly people crash into a church and airport security has gone bonkers. And the cherry on the cake? well it's the audio from the wonderful Dot Dot Dot video. Enjoy, spread the word...
Published 02/01/11
Welcome dear listeners to episode 73 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. In this weeks show we have talk of clear cola (remember that?), a hurting coccyx, would it be cool to have a tail & the most unrealistic films according to NASA. There's also a little chit chat about being cloned, mosquitoes in amber and a woolly mammoth. Scott & Elton finish off with a NASA Frequently Asked Questions on 2012. Enjoy you lovely lot.
Published 01/25/11
Welcome you lovely listener.  You've either downloaded or stumbled upon this weeks edition of Bombast, good for you. So your wondering what Elton and Scott will be discussing eh?  Well, if you happen to end up on death row what would your final meal be? What are the rules? and would you rush your food? They also talk about moon landings, alien babies & beasts caught in deer traps. In news more fish die, a man sneezes & a peeing policewoman in riot gear. I'm sure...
Published 01/18/11
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first episode of 2011.  The future starts here...... sort of. This week the wonderful Elton and Scott talk about the Christmas and New Year break, 2012, mass bird and fish death, building a computer and wearing an XBL headset. We're sure a bit of Black Ops, Snow and feeling too hot slip in there somewhere. In other news a woman walks after 23 years in a wheelchair, paint exploding and a killer is caught on camera. To finish off? why...
Published 01/11/11
Welcome dear listeners to the 70th installment of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week Scott and Elton talk about losing 20lbs, nearly buying an AT-AT, Big Traks, World Population, Most babies ever had and how to tackle a 7hr drive. In news Mini skirted Police cause crashes, a woman bites off her husbands tongue & drunk Elephants rampage. The show is rounded off with the 'Top 5 theories behind the Egypt shark attacks' This maybe the last episode this side of Christmas...
Published 12/16/10
Welcome to An Apotheosis of a Bombast Episode 69 and this week we're getting all sex......... well, no.  We just couldn't. But instead of loads and loads of sex and smut, Scott and Elton give you The Coppermans fights dragons, Russia and Qatar get the World Cup, dinosaurs in carvings and a China construction worker. In news a woman claims she owns the sun, Penguins are in Hamleys and a woman has her snowman stolen. We also check out the site 'I Kill Dragons' Fingers...
Published 12/06/10
Welcome dear listener to the third LIVE An Apotheosis of a Bombast. Enjoy the wonders of Emma the caller, news about rockets, pregnant dolls, paper airplanes and Elton muffing up the Skype. A letters section is born using an old jingle, Elton has got Black Ops and Scot has a list of greetings. If you would like to join us for the next LIVE show, you can find us in the Ustream room where you can join the chat room and listen live.  Elton should have the hang on the skype by...
Published 11/22/10
Welcome listeners to An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week, after a short break due to the clocks going back, Scott and Elton discuss which to get Black ops or Halo & personal classic video games.  In news a new statue of Jesus is finished, a time traveler is found on film, the greatest touchdown ever & a man is speared with metal rods.  Oh... and does your other half ever swap stuff around in you kitchen? The episode is rounded off with a specialist Facebook page. We...
Published 11/13/10
Once again welcome to An Apotheosis of a Bombast, make yourself at home. This week Scott and Elton talk ghost soldiers, Scooby Doo and does A Nightmare Before Christmas fall under the Halloween or Christmas bracket. In news is Sesame St star Bert gay? 105 tons of Cannabis goes up in smoke and a man tattoos his eyes..... yes, his eyes. The shows rapped up with talk about the Skype lady. Thank you very much for downloading and listening, could we interest you in going to...
Published 11/01/10
Welcome dear listener.  This week Scott and Elton talk dressing as Hitler, why we removed the baby swinging video from the Facebook page, racism & a racist (fake) advert and talking in your sleep.... are you responsible? Elton takes the Popular Beliefs test. A lady mistakes her eye drops for super glue, did you ever put PVA glue on your hands? and burglars, why don't they put super glue on their fingers? We hope you enjoy the episode.  Please join the Facebook group and...
Published 10/26/10
Congratulations you lucky lot, you've downloaded a new episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast and it's bit of a wonderfully weird one. The guys, Elton & Scott, talk phones, a woman putting a cat in a bin, a woman throwing dogs in a river, Elton getting an Xbox..... wait ..wha? Thoughts and abuse on that please. :-) A man in on scooter falling down a lift shaft & Scott comes across cyber squatting. To round up, Elton watched Buried and Devil and posted his first...
Published 10/18/10
Another episode of Bombast with Scott and Elton is upon us with indulgent chit chat about kids, pens and choice.  Hey, it's going to happen every now and again. The guys discuss a video about 'Baby Swinging' where a man literally swings a baby around his head.  Elton hit a pigeon with his van and so came up with the 'Top 9 most popular animals to hit', and also got to see the film [REC]. Thanks for sticking with us. If you like what you hear then please spread the word, join...
Published 10/06/10