Happy holidays, Arden family! We present you three tales of yuletide cheer. In The Grunch, Andy Wheyface tells a story we all know and love. In Party Line, Pamela Pink takes a call while at a holiday party. And in Four Solstices, Brenda and Rosalind race to make it to all four Solstice parties they've been invited to. Praise be to old one-eyed Wodin! CONTENT WARNING: Fireworks/loud noises at the 27-minute mark Created and Executive Produced by Emily VanDerWerff, Christopher Dole, and Sara...

CONTENT WARNING: Like all our episodes, this episode takes place in prison. In the final part of our miniseries, Julie prepares to leave prison... and to say goodbye.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features a truly disgusting joke about poop, skip ahead to 1:55 to avoid. In our penultimate episode, the smuggling plan faces an unexpected speedbump, and Julie and Chase must plan for the future. Get all the Arden content you crave at patreon.com/ArdenPod!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features some discussion of bodily functions. Julie comes up with a distraction, while Chase faces a personal challenge. Listen to more episodes at Patreon.Com/ArdenPod!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. It also features disgusting vomit sound effects, portrayals of drunkenness, and discussions of bodily fluids. Julie and co. celebrate (with the help of banned Wheyface products), only for Julie to make an unpleasant discovery... SPONSORED BY "Orphan Black: The Next Chapter," now available at Realm.fm! Listen to more episodes at Patreon.Com/ArdenPod!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. As Julie basks in the glow of adulation from her fellow inmates, not all of her team are as thrilled with how their smuggling operation is playing out. SPONSORED BY "Gods and Lies" produced by REALM https://www.realm.fm/shows/gods-and-lies SPONSORED BY DIPSEA https://www.dipseastories.com/arden Listen to more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/ArdenPod

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. After Plan A falls apart, Julie and Chase regroup and bring two new players into their game. SPONSORED BY: "Orphan Black: The Next Chapter," produced by REALM https://www.realm.fm/shows/orphan-black For more episodes, go to https://www.patreon.com/ArdenPod

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features sounds of violence and fighting. Julie's smuggling scheme hits a snag when someone puts their own plan into motion. SPONSORED BY: "If I Go Missing, The Witches Did It", now playing from REALM https://www.realm.fm/shows/if-i-go-missing-the-witches-did-it Listen to more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/ardenpod

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. Julie and Chase plot to smuggle banned Wheyface products into prison, and bring someone new into the plan. SPONSORED BY: DIPSEA https://www.dipseastories.com/arden SPONSORED BY: "Beatrix Greene," presented by REALM https://www.realm.fm/shows/beatrix-greene Listen to more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/ArdenPod!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode, like all episodes of this miniseries, takes place in prison. In Part 2 of our 10-part miniseries, Julie attempts to join Chase's girl gang and has a bright idea about how to make things better in prison. SPONSORED BY "Dead Air," from Realm https://www.realm.fm/shows/dead-air Listen to more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/ArdenPod!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. It also features disgusting "meat farming" sound effects, loud noises, alarms, and screaming. In this 10-part new miniseries, follow Julie Capsom during the events of Arden S2 as she serves out her prison term. In our premiere, Julie begins a new work detail and makes a new acquaintance. EPISODE SPONSORED BY "Orphan Black: The Next Chapter" https://www.realm.fm/shows/orphan-black Listen to more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/ardenpod!

Team Arden launches into space for a sci-fi-tacular Halloween celebration! Three non-canon shorts written by special guest writers Beth Crane (We Fix Space Junk), Sarah Shachat (Wolf 359/Unseen), and Leslie Gideon (The Path Down)! Murder! Space trains! Aliens! Crash landings! Heists! AIs! And much more! Join us, won't you? CONTENT WARNING: Loud noises, gunshots, stabbings, discussions of violence and gore, fire, imprisonment, alarms SPONSORED BY DIPSEA realm.fm and DIPSEA dipsea.com/arden

Babalu is an independently produced podcast and its makers are currently running a crowdfunding campaign that will help them produce the rest of season one. If you'd like to learn how you can support this series, visit uneasytiger.com or https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kimberlytruong/babalu CW for Babalu pilot: Extensive discussions of suicide Created & written by Kimberly Truong. For further cast and crew credits, please visit uneasytiger.com

"The Ring" meets "Serial". An investigative journalist uncovers clues surrounding a decades-old cold case, where she eventually learns the horrifying truth about a systemic cover-up tied to her own past. Starring Lanett Tachel and Tobin Bell (SAW). THE GLOOM is an 8-part fiction podcast by horror network Violet Hour Media premiering May 10th. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. www.violethourmedia.com/the-gloom

The Wanderer is a new queer fairy tale audio drama about being separated from the ones you love to keep them safe, to bring them home. The show will premier May 3rd, 2021, and new episodes will be released every other Monday for the 7 episode series. www.callofthewander.com

Team Arden unites to make Andy's unusual Christmas wish a reality.

 Season two ends, as all comedies must, at a wedding, where everybody's lives will change forever (or at least until next season). Also: The BAD people?! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features adult language, discussions of death, discussions of familial and medical abuse, loud noises, and large crowd scenes. Written by Libby Hill and Emily St. James Directed by Emily St. James Recording Engineer: Ernesto Hurtado Editor: Christopher Dole Sound Designer: Christopher Dole Composer:...

Several months after Team Arden leaves Elsinore, acclaimed journalist Rowan Dabrowski examines their reporting for flaws. Also: A duck hunt! This episode features the song "I Know the End," written by Phoebe Bridgers, Christian Lee Hutson, Conor Oberst, and Marshall Vore, and performed by Phoebe Bridgers. It is used with permission of Dead Oceans. You can find it on Phoebe Bridgers's album Punisher.

Hey folks! While we finalize our last two episodes of the season, we wanted to share these clips from our Patreon-exclusive discussions with the cast and crew on what it took to make Arden S2. From songs to explosions, to finding the voice of Andy Wheyface to creating an authentic journey for Olivia Breckenridge, we hope you enjoy this peek behind the curtain. SPOILERS for all episodes up through Episode 211, "Angels, Ministers of Grace, Etc."

Bea and Brenda try to clarify a few things about the Hamill case and about their friendship. Dana tries to clarify a few things about her father’s death. Red tries to clarify a few things about love. Also: A great recipe for honey mustard sauce! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features loud noises, adult situations, adult language, discussions and depictions of violence, discussion but not depiction of animal violence, discussions of murder, discussion of gore, medical abuse, familial abuse,...

On Easter Sunday 2019, Olivia receives a package and makes a call. Also: a look back at the past! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, threats of suicide, discussion of medical abuse, transphobia, and deadnaming of a trans woman. If you are coping with suicidal thoughts or ideation, you might want to put this episode off until a later date. Please, if you need help, contact: -The National Suicide Prevention Hotline, at 1-800-273-8255 -Trans Hotline, at 877-565-8860

With access to their primary source cut off, Bea and Brenda start tugging at loose ends and discover something that changes the Dan Hamill case forever. Also: a blizzard! Just in time for Easter! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features adult language, loud noises, discussion of medical abuse, discussions of death and murder, and emotional and psychological abuse.

In the wake of a horrible tragedy, Team Arden struggles with its next move, while Dana holds a seance to chat with her dad. Or anyone she can get in touch with, really. Also: Lorena Christopher meets the parents!  CONTENT WARNING: This episode features adult language, loud noises, discussions of death, discussions of mental illness, discussions of medical abuse, tense family situations, speculations of murder, and a funeral.  Written by Lenny Burnham Directed by Christopher Dole Recording...

Rosalind and Pamela head to Hamill Hills Ranch for a late-night ghost hunt and find much, much more than they expected. Also, a challenge to a foot race! Content Warning: Strong language, sirens, discussions of mental illness, discussions of infertility, and death. Written by Sara Ghaleb and Libby Hill Directed by Sara Ghaleb Recording Engineer: Ernesto Hurtado Editor and Sound Designer: Christopher Dole Composer: Christopher Hatfield