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Xandy and Christine Schiefer
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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Ratings & Reviews
4.9 stars from 4,396 ratings
Schiefer Madness
This is the only podcast that makes me laugh out loud! Sometimes I listen as I’m falling asleep and I can’t because I start laughing and wake my boyfriend up. Xandy is genuinely so funny- the words his brain makes and the way his mouth says them just tickles me. I’m working my way through the...Read full review »
hircine shifter via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/21/22
Dynamic, hilarious
Listening to the Schiefer sibs is one of the highlights of my week! They remind me so much of my relationship with my own brother so it feels like I’m listening to family ♥️ I typically listen to true crime podcasts and BTSWTW is an excellent reprieve in my library. Very goofy, fun and wholesome,...Read full review »
GraceGirl via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/19/22
I just listened to the qvc episode and when Christina read that review titled LADIES STOP TALKING, I was falling out of my seat 😂😂😂😂😭😭😩😩😂 I love yall, and this podcast. I’ve now become obsessed with finding funny reviews online lol. When I read one, my mind automatically starts playing that music...Read full review »
cillabearz via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/16/22
Recent Episodes
Published 01/26/22
BITCH TOO SANDY... coming soon to a department store near you! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by...
Published 01/26/22
Come down to the Lizard Hole! Tonight's entertainment is Christine singing and Xandy playing game show host again... Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by...
Published 01/19/22
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