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Xandy and Christine Schiefer
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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4.8 stars from 5,770 ratings
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“This would be one of my favorite podcasts but it has a few major issues that hold it back from that, and some that cross over into “why do I still listen to this?” territory.
The first and most pressing issue is lack of understanding of comedic timing, and specifically failure to notice when a...”Read full review »
lcrakas via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/26/24
Self care
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“I started a new job in January. My co-worker introduced me to your show. I now listen to it almost exclusively and have stopped listening to my ‘serious’ podcasts because of the nature of my job (county behavioral health). You both make me smile and laugh, I really appreciate you.”
under developed brain via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/13/24
Warning: Will make you write reviews
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“No, not like these reviews. I find myself going on Yelp, Amazon and Google and reviewing everything with the most outlandish but truthful reviews in the hopes that Christine and Xandy find them.
And they're local so we are geographically related! I live in northern Kentucky and that's...”Read full review »
samlau0916 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/12/24
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Published 05/01/24
Published 05/01/24
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Published 04/24/24
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