We bring in a couple more special guests to provide some insight on the environment in which these sharks menace the locals.
Some jackass thinks a shark goddess needs to be resurrected to cleanse humanity or something. Sharks kill people in a cornfield.
Bigfoot.
The mafia.
The CIA
Stonehenge.
Everything ends up covered in light Karo syrup and red food coloring.
Then you movie ends and some of the joy in the world is lost forever.
Sharks of the Corn Final Grades:
Trash. This movie is rougher than a cob. It's worse than having a billy goat pecker growing out of the top of your head. These are lines from the movie, FYI. This movie breaks Brandon's brain.
Both the guys give this movie a .25 out of 5, just to keep it above Wrong Cops.
Cocktail of the Week:
Bourbon & Coke
Some Bourbon
Some Coke
Pour however much bourbon you want in a glass. Fill the glass the rest of the way with Coke. No one really cares what you do with your bourbon and coke, just like no one cared enough to make this movie palatable.
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