"Did you cum?" is a question too many women have heard and are fed up with hearing after mediocre sex.  Sometimes it's acts of god and the bed breaks or aunt flo visits unexpectedly. Other times we meet people that just don't do it for us or unfortunately it's because, in a patriarchal system, we didn't know pleasure was for women too. We rebuke bad sex here. May the Goddesses grace you with the best sexual partners from now. Amen.    --- Send in a voice message:...

Welcome to our House of Pleasure. Where “Lady Samia of House of 5 Paged Letters” and Lady Ann of “House Burna Boy Concert Deserter” introduce you to the unforbidden passions of the night. And to enter you must answer our questions. Have you ever experienced the type of sex that makes you burn for someone? That makes you want them in you, on you? While they breathe in your moans while you claw at their back and goosebumps cover your skin? Have you ever felt your body cream in pleasure while...

For those of you that heard the first version of this unfortunate episode last season, I (Samia) apologize. I have redeemed myself, I am no longer a simp. The first rule of hoeing is "Thou shall not catcheth feelings" but we have all broken this rule. We move from emotionless sex passionate beings to people who sit by the phone waiting for someone to say "hey" after leaving us on "read" for 3 months.  Why do we catch feelings? Because we are human, with very human emotions and needs. We...

Back in the day it was simply enough to buy your partner flowers and tell them you love them. Was good sex ever a discussion?🤔 We talk a lot about love languages but is love really enough?? Nah, we prefer cumming at casting with the feminist witches 😎 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Happy International Women’s History Month! What a time to be alive as we liberate women one orgasm at a time 💦😍 We reacted to some of our listeners “strange” orgasm stories, talked about dry spells and shared our sex CVs. Continue being unapologetically you, make these men uncomfortable, take up space, be a hoe and see you in two weeks! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Let's teach you how to f**k the shit out of your partner. Leave juices all over their face -dick, dripping down their neck, balls. Let's teach you how to be in control and leave the room smelling of sex and your orgasms. Grab a horse hoes, we are going riding. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

In the Middle Ages, women allegedly wore chastity belts to prevent them from f*****g until they were married. In 2021, hoes have created their own “chastity belts” to stop them from f*****g certain men/women or to give our p****i’s a well deserved vacation ☺️♥️. So what is yours? Granny panties? Karura forest?? A state of mind?? Let’s hear it --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

How did you first discover masturbation? Was it after watching porn? Did the bright lights from orgasm heaven shine on you and ask you to seek pleasure between your legs? Or did a dastardly handsome duke ask you to touch yourself? Did you ever discover how to pleasure yourself? We did and our experiences were all different. So relax, close your eyes and let's take you to a time we discovered self pleasure. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Have you ever been caught butt naked f*****g by a friend or family member? Have you ever felt like begging the gods for the power of invisibility? Well we have. Welcome to season 3 bitches! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

There are three things we would not recommend you do sober, 1. Twerking upside down 2. attempting to sing work by Rihanna at talent show and 3. Giving a strip dance. If you are anything like us who are terribly shy at giving strip dances in private, you will need lots of vodka, gin and a phone call from your girls hyping you up. And once you've stocked up on some good old courage, please try not to f*****g fall and embarrass us. We hate to do this but this is our last episode this season. You...

We took a short break but your favourite hoes are back to tell you wtf has been going on the past couple of weeks and welcome to the circus because it has been wild 🤡💀👀 To make it up to you, this week we explored learning how to squirt, our horrible dry spells (how can you be a hoe with no hoes??), being dumped, creators block, next season and of course it wouldn't be an episode of Casting with The Feminist Witches if one of us wasn't clowning 🤡😂🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ DISCLAIMER: This episode is a...

Ever fantasized about opening the door for your partner in sexy lingerie (Savage manties😉) pushing them to the wall, going on your knees and reminding them of the heaven your lips and tongue bring? Dragging them to bed and f*****g them so good that they hand over all their worldly possessions to you, including that piece of land in the village that their ancestors have been fighting over since 1815? Ever gotten the courage to play some Beyoncé and dance for your partner only for them to ask...

Toys stuck in your booty? Wondering how many sexual partners is too much? Get some popcorn and your fingers ready; this week we join Dr Samia as she answers some of your burning sex questions 🔥 She also answers a few personal questions about her own sex life 👀 this one is an interesting one, so grab your headsets, pretend to be working and try not to get hard/wet. If you are new here, we advice you don't play this on loud speaker. Enjoy 😘 --- Send in a voice message:...

This is our last episode this month and we decided to leave yall with some much needed skills. Its time to lick that ass, suck that dick and eat that sexy pussy like a pro. If you can't do it right after this don't worry, the Masterclass will definitely continue. See you in two weeks❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

What do you do when you are about to have a one night stand? 1. Pray that this person isn't a spiritualist who thanks the ancestors before cuming? 2. Pray they arent the religious type who asks you to bath after sex to wash away your sins? 3. Pray they don't read the news while giving you head? You can never know what they will do but let us tell you what you can do. ...

We all have those Sexual experiences that still make us shiver and wished they never ended. We sit thinking about how they felt and grateful that our bodies experienced such bliss. In this episode we share the best sex we ever had and trust us, it was hard to pick. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

F*****g can be great, but f*****g the same way, same place and with the same old routine can really get boring no matter how great the sex is. So we are here as your fairy sex godmothers to give you tips on: Spontaneous sex, Setting the mood and disrupting your partner so bad they cum in their pants. Let's get f*****g loves❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Have you ever asked a former Sexual partner to review you? To give you a rating and possibly a future recommendation? Well we did that shit and let's say some of us got ZEROS. A very humbling experience. Enjoy 😘 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Netflix and chill: code word for, LETS HAVE SEX WITH BACKGROUND NOISES. But what happens when it doesn't go as planned? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

We've all had our firsts, we have all had glorious and boring experiences. Some of our firsts make us cringe while other firsts make us happy. So sit down, relax as your favourite witches tell you about their firsts❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Its pride month! And to celebrate it, we asked LBTQI+ women to take over. Enjoy😉 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, Sexual Assault, Violence Sexual assault and the violation of a woman body is definitely an impediment to her ability to exercise her right to sexual liberation. Today we talk about the outrageous indignities of sexual assault on women in Africa, explore consent and share some tips on how we healed from sexual assault. We further highlight different NGO's and organizations in our regions actively working to provide aid and care for victims of sexual assault.  Healing...

Let's be honest, some of us have never had an orgasm while some of us had orgasms we weren't so sure we're orgasms, why? Because there are so many different types Oooos. In this episodes we will give you tips that have worked for us and could help you get better orgasms. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

A rewind episode with a mix. What happens when you realise you are the other woman? Or when you meet your lover's woman? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

The idea that we are often given two choices as women, to be virgins or to be wives is an injustice. Our bodies are not ours and that's something that needs to change. This episode speaks on the importance of Sexual Liberation and why every women should be free. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message