Episodes
Hold onto your hats because in this throwback episode from February 2022, we're dishing out our uncensored lists of the best and worst sexual partners. But here's the thing—we've grown, evolved, and oh boy, have our perspectives changed! A heartfelt disclaimer: those lists from back then? We were in a different headspace—maybe even a bit too head over heels. So, if you find your name on any of these lists, take it with a pinch of salt. Your points have been retroactively downgraded by 50% (or...
Published 12/30/23
Hold onto your t**s! In this episode, we're taking on the controversial topic of making a sex tape—but with a twist. Let's set the record straight: we're not here to promote or pressure anyone into making one. In fact, we're practically the friendly neighborhood big sisters gently discouraging this path. However, we're also realists who understand that for some, this can be a liberating and enjoyable venture. So, join us as we don our feminist hats and dish out the most supportive,...
Published 12/30/23
Ever felt like everyone got the memo on sex but you? Ever wondered if people just knew how to ride dick at first touch while you fumbled and wanted to melt in embarrassment? Ever just wished you had been given a sex guide? Well you prayed and we heard you! Aren’t we so nice ☺️ in this episode we dish out a refreshingly real and hilariously honest guide to all things intimacy. This episode is tailor-made for those navigating the uncharted waters of their sexual journey. Hey, we were all...
Published 12/30/23
Buckle up for a wild ride on this episode of our sex-positive podcast! We're laying it all bare—literally and figuratively—sharing a juicy list of absolute no-gos and heck-yes-please scenarios for your pleasure. From the bedroom to the streets, and yes, even the cozy confines of a car, we're dishing out our dos and don'ts with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of scandal. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, shocks, and eyebrow-raising revelations as we spill the beans on what floats our...
Published 12/30/23
When I was ready to have sex after trauma, I wanted to hear from others victims and survivors about what to expect and if they shared my fears. Because sex had become different, how was I going to navigate something that had been used to harm me? How did I let my body relax and enjoy? In our first season we put out a podcast on this but this time we wanted something lighthearted and different. In this episode join us as we delve into the fascinating realm of intimacy post-trauma with our...
Published 12/30/23
Guys its almost been 4years since we started podcasting. Back then we were wild experimental 25year olds, happily sharing our sexual adventures and Embarrassing moments. We are both about to hit our last year of our 20s and we want to spend it being free, feminist and rediscovering what sexual liberation looks like now that we are 4years older. So for this season expect GROWTH, JOKES, SEX STORIES, EXPERIMENTS and lots of ADVICE! In this episode we react, judge, advice and laugh at some of...
Published 07/04/23
Sex can be a pretty lonely experience if you have no one to talk about it with. When you experience strange things or something for the first time and knowing you have no one safe to ask and talk about it in length with, is a sad and lonely experience. For a lot of us who grew up in puritan environments understand how this feels. Sex completely changes when we find a community of like minded sisters and friends who create an open and safe space for us to share, speak and explore our sexual...
Published 01/04/23
Sex is in Session, so how exactly do you go by it? Do you rush at it like some warrior ready to go to war? Or do you move as slow as a snail? What do you do during sex that gives you the ultimate experience? Do you have a roadmap on how you like to f**k? What should your partner do? What makes sex, great sex for you??? In this episode we share what sex looks like for us, what works, what doesn’t and how we want to f**k and be f****d. --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 10/30/22
If 13year old you could see yourself right now what would they say? Would they be appalled at the idea that you spread your legs and ass cheeks long before you could say “I do” would the religious side of you faint at the idea that you can suck dick and pussy so well, that you hold a world record that has partners cuming in seconds? Would religious you pour holy water on you for being a sex toy and masturbation expert? What would religious you do if they found out that you are known for that...
Published 10/15/22
When Luther Vandross sang “Buy me a rose” he was definitely talking about the rose vibrator! Because nothing will make your coochie feel loved and appreciate like the ROSE! You will stare at it in wonder and as you squirt, cum and scream In happiness you will understand the importance of buying your pussy one. This is a bonus episode/ Twitter space where we give our review on the rose, what it feels like, how to use it and where to get it! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 09/30/22
Abortion is a human right. Having the right to choose yourself and what your body does is a human right. Having a hot girl summer is a human right. So if you are pregnant and don’t want to be, don’t worry Marie can stope that! An abortion is such a private and scary thing for most. The fear of how to do one, where to get it and what people will say is extremely daunting for most. But this is Fertility control and every person should have the right to access safe abortions. So today CWTFW and...
Published 06/28/22
Ever wondered who came up with the rules of Hoeing? Who dictated how people f*****g should interact and treat each other? The idea that basic decency was seen as too grand and automatically viewed as a romantic gesture that went against the values of Hoeing. Who taught us how to hoe and are we okay with some other persons notion of Hoeing? Over the years and especially since we started this podcast, how we have sex and interact with our non romantic sexual partners has completely changed....
Published 05/22/22
Now you know we take your sexual education seriously here, we provide master classes that are guaranteed to make you graduate cum lôudér from the University of Sexfield. And this week your Professors Ann & Sam guide you through an intense sexual lesson on the good old way of Missionary. This sexual position often deemed the boring married couple position, because the wrong types of missionaries were handling it, is about to be the intense sexual and nasty orgasmic position it should be....
Published 05/18/22
Okay let us be very honest, how many of us have never gone back to an ex for some last minute dick/pussy clarity? A lot of us have been caught slipping and that's how we accidentally fell on the dick/pussy! But that's okay beloveds, going back to an ex for sex happens to everyone, so don't feel weak or shame, we don't do that here. What we do is laugh, share and learn from our experiences! Hope you guys enjoy this, we hope you missed us because we sure did☺️ --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 04/11/22
Published 11/07/21
For the fourth part of our six episode series on how to tackle our insecurities, we invited a Cis-Man (it had to be done, forgive us, also he’s funny and that’s a good sign right?!?) to give us insight on what he does to ensure his women feel comfortable and safe with him during sex. We also asked him a few of our own sex questions that we wanted answered and got a few tips. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message
Published 10/31/21
Being Sexually liberated can be 50 shades of amazing. You get to have sex on your terms and you no longer pay the orgasmless subscription to patriarchal notions of sex. But then like any person navigating freedom in a world determined to oppress them, we face the brunt of being Sexually liberated especially when we take control and initiate sex. Somehow the Patriarchy in this case Men, think sexual liberation and control equals, enacting violence. Almost like our sexual liberation gives them...
Published 10/10/21
Cookies? Is this a bakery? As a person with a vagina I’m sure you’ve often heard narratives and myths about what your vagina should smell and taste like. The patriarchy has taught us that we should smell and taste like cookies, roses or nothing at all. F**k that. Today we talk about myths about vaginal health, share stories of traumatizing things we have been told about our vaginas and what we have learnt throughout our sexual liberation and how we have overcome our insecurities about our...
Published 10/03/21
Do you ever feel like you are not sexy enough? That your body is too big, too small, too many stretch marks, no fat ass, hairy chest, small chest and it just makes you feel so unpretty? Because we have those moments. Yes, being a sex guru does not take away insecurities. When we are naked, we can feel empowered and sexual and sometimes extremely vulnerable because we are allowing someone to see all the parts of us society deems "unsexy." We find ourselves not enjoying sex and feeling...
Published 09/26/21
Get on your knees, arch your back, spread your legs and take it from the back!!!. Look we all love doggy style, and for those who don't that's perfectly fine, your fairy hoe mothers are here to help with that! This week we open our books to chapter 4 in the book of Doggy style and give you much needed lessons to f**k and cum like a pornstar. Now you know we take our pleasure seriously here and we refuse to have sex that isn't enjoyable; our Moto is "if the sex ain't banging then we ain't...
Published 06/27/21
Pearl necklaces??? Anita is clearly a woman of high standards in the streets and in bed. This week we discuss how Samia is no longer celibate, pearl necklaces, safe words and nail breaking sex as Samia and Anita get to know each other more by answering the following questions: 1)Describe your first experience giving or receiving head.  2)What's your least favourite sexual position and why?  3)Which sex scene did you ever watch and actually ended up enacting? 4)What age group of men are...
Published 06/20/21
Anita and Samia can collectively say that in the years of our sexual journey there are orgasms that we have had with tools that are manufactured in a lab and no human can compare. Has your mom ever stolen your vibrator? Have you ever cum so hard your roommate heard and laughed from the other room? No? Just us? This week we share our experiences with sex toys with a special guest who gave his input and reacted to our experiences.  Hope this encourages you to dump him and buy a wand.  ---...
Published 06/06/21
Listen we've all used the grace of God as a Contraceptive method a few times, especially when we were younger. We've begged and bargained with higher beings to keep our wombs free and traded celibacy in exchange and while it worked for a few of us, It didn't work for some of us. In this episode we share our experiences with contraceptives and give you advice on where to find contraceptive methods that fit you and how they work. So sit down, pick a glass of wine and let us take you down a path...
Published 05/30/21
Here are a few tips for setting up an online dating profile: - Don't use your wedding picture as a profile picture or your 5th wedding anniversary pictures with your kids - A picture with a glass of wine is acceptable, any other alcohol makes you look like you live in a bar and beer is your personality. - If your bio is you complaining about never finding love and not wanting broke bitches, you sound weird & stingy. - Try and initiate actual conversation, saying "hey sexy, text me on...
Published 05/23/21