Episodes
Sex is in Session, so how exactly do you go by it? Do you rush at it like some warrior ready to go to war? Or do you move as slow as a snail? What do you do during sex that gives you the ultimate experience? Do you have a roadmap on how you like to f**k? What should your partner do? What makes sex, great sex for you??? In this episode we share what sex looks like for us, what works, what doesn’t and how we want to f**k and be f****d. --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 10/30/22
If 13year old you could see yourself right now what would they say? Would they be appalled at the idea that you spread your legs and ass cheeks long before you could say “I do” would the religious side of you faint at the idea that you can suck dick and pussy so well, that you hold a world record that has partners cuming in seconds? Would religious you pour holy water on you for being a sex toy and masturbation expert? What would religious you do if they found out that you are known for that...
Published 10/15/22
When Luther Vandross sang “Buy me a rose” he was definitely talking about the rose vibrator! Because nothing will make your coochie feel loved and appreciate like the ROSE! You will stare at it in wonder and as you squirt, cum and scream In happiness you will understand the importance of buying your pussy one. This is a bonus episode/ Twitter space where we give our review on the rose, what it feels like, how to use it and where to get it! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 09/30/22
Abortion is a human right. Having the right to choose yourself and what your body does is a human right. Having a hot girl summer is a human right. So if you are pregnant and don’t want to be, don’t worry Marie can stope that! An abortion is such a private and scary thing for most. The fear of how to do one, where to get it and what people will say is extremely daunting for most. But this is Fertility control and every person should have the right to access safe abortions. So today CWTFW and...
Published 06/28/22
Ever wondered who came up with the rules of Hoeing? Who dictated how people f*****g should interact and treat each other? The idea that basic decency was seen as too grand and automatically viewed as a romantic gesture that went against the values of Hoeing. Who taught us how to hoe and are we okay with some other persons notion of Hoeing? Over the years and especially since we started this podcast, how we have sex and interact with our non romantic sexual partners has completely changed....
Published 05/22/22
Now you know we take your sexual education seriously here, we provide master classes that are guaranteed to make you graduate cum lôudér from the University of Sexfield. And this week your Professors Ann & Sam guide you through an intense sexual lesson on the good old way of Missionary. This sexual position often deemed the boring married couple position, because the wrong types of missionaries were handling it, is about to be the intense sexual and nasty orgasmic position it should be....
Published 05/18/22
Okay let us be very honest, how many of us have never gone back to an ex for some last minute dick/pussy clarity? A lot of us have been caught slipping and that's how we accidentally fell on the dick/pussy! But that's okay beloveds, going back to an ex for sex happens to everyone, so don't feel weak or shame, we don't do that here. What we do is laugh, share and learn from our experiences! Hope you guys enjoy this, we hope you missed us because we sure did☺️ --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 04/11/22
Published 11/07/21
For the fourth part of our six episode series on how to tackle our insecurities, we invited a Cis-Man (it had to be done, forgive us, also he’s funny and that’s a good sign right?!?) to give us insight on what he does to ensure his women feel comfortable and safe with him during sex. We also asked him a few of our own sex questions that we wanted answered and got a few tips. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message
Published 10/31/21
Being Sexually liberated can be 50 shades of amazing. You get to have sex on your terms and you no longer pay the orgasmless subscription to patriarchal notions of sex. But then like any person navigating freedom in a world determined to oppress them, we face the brunt of being Sexually liberated especially when we take control and initiate sex. Somehow the Patriarchy in this case Men, think sexual liberation and control equals, enacting violence. Almost like our sexual liberation gives them...
Published 10/10/21
Cookies? Is this a bakery? As a person with a vagina I’m sure you’ve often heard narratives and myths about what your vagina should smell and taste like. The patriarchy has taught us that we should smell and taste like cookies, roses or nothing at all. F**k that. Today we talk about myths about vaginal health, share stories of traumatizing things we have been told about our vaginas and what we have learnt throughout our sexual liberation and how we have overcome our insecurities about our...
Published 10/03/21
Do you ever feel like you are not sexy enough? That your body is too big, too small, too many stretch marks, no fat ass, hairy chest, small chest and it just makes you feel so unpretty? Because we have those moments. Yes, being a sex guru does not take away insecurities. When we are naked, we can feel empowered and sexual and sometimes extremely vulnerable because we are allowing someone to see all the parts of us society deems "unsexy." We find ourselves not enjoying sex and feeling...
Published 09/26/21
Get on your knees, arch your back, spread your legs and take it from the back!!!. Look we all love doggy style, and for those who don't that's perfectly fine, your fairy hoe mothers are here to help with that! This week we open our books to chapter 4 in the book of Doggy style and give you much needed lessons to f**k and cum like a pornstar. Now you know we take our pleasure seriously here and we refuse to have sex that isn't enjoyable; our Moto is "if the sex ain't banging then we ain't...
Published 06/27/21
Pearl necklaces??? Anita is clearly a woman of high standards in the streets and in bed. This week we discuss how Samia is no longer celibate, pearl necklaces, safe words and nail breaking sex as Samia and Anita get to know each other more by answering the following questions: 1)Describe your first experience giving or receiving head.  2)What's your least favourite sexual position and why?  3)Which sex scene did you ever watch and actually ended up enacting? 4)What age group of men are...
Published 06/20/21
Anita and Samia can collectively say that in the years of our sexual journey there are orgasms that we have had with tools that are manufactured in a lab and no human can compare. Has your mom ever stolen your vibrator? Have you ever cum so hard your roommate heard and laughed from the other room? No? Just us? This week we share our experiences with sex toys with a special guest who gave his input and reacted to our experiences.  Hope this encourages you to dump him and buy a wand.  ---...
Published 06/06/21
Listen we've all used the grace of God as a Contraceptive method a few times, especially when we were younger. We've begged and bargained with higher beings to keep our wombs free and traded celibacy in exchange and while it worked for a few of us, It didn't work for some of us. In this episode we share our experiences with contraceptives and give you advice on where to find contraceptive methods that fit you and how they work. So sit down, pick a glass of wine and let us take you down a path...
Published 05/30/21
Here are a few tips for setting up an online dating profile: - Don't use your wedding picture as a profile picture or your 5th wedding anniversary pictures with your kids - A picture with a glass of wine is acceptable, any other alcohol makes you look like you live in a bar and beer is your personality. - If your bio is you complaining about never finding love and not wanting broke bitches, you sound weird & stingy. - Try and initiate actual conversation, saying "hey sexy, text me on...
Published 05/23/21
"Did you cum?" is a question too many women have heard and are fed up with hearing after mediocre sex.  Sometimes it's acts of god and the bed breaks or aunt flo visits unexpectedly. Other times we meet people that just don't do it for us or unfortunately it's because, in a patriarchal system, we didn't know pleasure was for women too. We rebuke bad sex here. May the Goddesses grace you with the best sexual partners from now. Amen.    --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 05/02/21
Welcome to our House of Pleasure. Where “Lady Samia of House of 5 Paged Letters” and Lady Ann of “House Burna Boy Concert Deserter” introduce you to the unforbidden passions of the night. And to enter you must answer our questions. Have you ever experienced the type of sex that makes you burn for someone? That makes you want them in you, on you? While they breathe in your moans while you claw at their back and goosebumps cover your skin? Have you ever felt your body cream in pleasure while...
Published 04/25/21
For those of you that heard the first version of this unfortunate episode last season, I (Samia) apologize. I have redeemed myself, I am no longer a simp. The first rule of hoeing is "Thou shall not catcheth feelings" but we have all broken this rule. We move from emotionless sex passionate beings to people who sit by the phone waiting for someone to say "hey" after leaving us on "read" for 3 months.  Why do we catch feelings? Because we are human, with very human emotions and needs. We...
Published 04/11/21
Back in the day it was simply enough to buy your partner flowers and tell them you love them. Was good sex ever a discussion?🤔 We talk a lot about love languages but is love really enough?? Nah, we prefer cumming at casting with the feminist witches 😎 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message
Published 04/04/21
Happy International Women’s History Month! What a time to be alive as we liberate women one orgasm at a time 💦😍 We reacted to some of our listeners “strange” orgasm stories, talked about dry spells and shared our sex CVs. Continue being unapologetically you, make these men uncomfortable, take up space, be a hoe and see you in two weeks! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message
Published 03/07/21
Let's teach you how to f**k the shit out of your partner. Leave juices all over their face -dick, dripping down their neck, balls. Let's teach you how to be in control and leave the room smelling of sex and your orgasms. Grab a horse hoes, we are going riding. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message
Published 02/21/21
In the Middle Ages, women allegedly wore chastity belts to prevent them from f*****g until they were married. In 2021, hoes have created their own “chastity belts” to stop them from f*****g certain men/women or to give our p****i’s a well deserved vacation ☺️♥️. So what is yours? Granny panties? Karura forest?? A state of mind?? Let’s hear it --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message
Published 02/07/21