1 of 3! Why are monsters so scary? Is it because they are furry? Reptilian? Lust for our blood? Can live forever under the earth only to emerge and steal into our weak little bodies? NAY Monsters are scary, because they are unpredictable. Because they can go anywhere.... DO ANYTHING.. to any of us at any time. And throughout history, various groups of people have been able to tap into this base level.. animalistic fear. Serial Killers Navy Seals That all consuming thought of "oh shit I think there's a spider in my bed I can't fall asleep" But no group has ever been quite as successful... AS THE NINJA And this book, the Banzenshukai, is the most famous Ninja manual the world has ever created. Written in the 1600's this manual teaches us EVERYTHING we could ever need to know to be the world's best Ninja, get away with any crime, and ultimately LIVE FOREVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Behold.