Episodes
We know that you most likely already knew this, but we wanted to be transparent and give you an official word on our hiatus. We love you, stay juicy.
Published 03/08/23
In this episode we discuss Kayla way too much for how long she's onscreen, Danielle entering her Bimbo era, and the epic race for President of the Homeowner's Association of the Wisteria Lane of America. This is definitely an eppie to show your mom's husband!
Published 11/29/22
In this episode we discuss the arrival of The Wisteria Gays, Katherine's elder abuse, and the beautiful pygmy nuthatch.
Published 11/13/22
In this episode we discuss Danielle's newest pregnancy hobby, who we think Gaby looks like, and ask the burning question: "Has F-licity H-ffman ever smoked 🥬?"
Published 09/10/22
In this episode we discuss the great new energy Katherine brings to the lane, the "Tinafication" of Edie Britt, and ponder if we all share the same k!nk.
Published 09/04/22
In this episode we welcome a new (hot) housewife, discuss our Season 4 mystery, and check in on the current status of lime flavored soft drinks on Wisteria Lane.
Published 08/13/22
It's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.
Published 08/07/22
In this episode we continue to prolong Season 3 (aka McKenzie is out of town) as Ned sits down with famous podcaster, Carly Strait to discuss Rhiannon Lawrence in our very first Marcia Crossover. Nothing has been fact checked.
Published 07/30/22
In this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee.
Published 07/25/22
In this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season.
Published 07/16/22
In this episode we discuss: Chicken Little.
Published 07/08/22
In this episode we discuss the return of our 3 QUEEN JULIE 3, quite possibly our cleanest sweep for LOTE, and WAP.
Published 04/22/22
In this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY!
Published 04/15/22
In this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'.
Published 04/08/22
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!
Published 03/04/22
In this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive.
Published 02/25/22
In this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?!
Published 02/11/22
In this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???
Published 02/06/22
In this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast.
Published 01/22/22
In this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet. *Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episode
Published 01/14/22
In this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control.
Published 12/31/21
In this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake.
Published 12/03/21
In this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... 😏
Published 11/11/21
In this episode we discuss 'soaking'. Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:02
Published 11/05/21