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A PredictIt market finally reacts to a piece of news. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 04/30/24

Election Profit Makers

Published 04/30/24

Episode 264: The Tortured POTUS Department

Jon doesn’t want to talk about Kristi Noem. David celebrates shooting UV light inside himself. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 04/23/24

Episode 263: 100-Decibel Frogs

Jon explains why Charlotte is a Gamma-plus city. David explains why Shakespeare was a good writer. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 04/16/24

Episode 262: Mama’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird

David figures out how to make $10,000 a night. Jon clanks his huge water bottle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 04/16/24

Episode 261: Tim Sheehy’s Magic Bullet

Jon mourns the end of March Madness. David counts knobs on his pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 04/09/24

Episode 260: Have Faith, Believe, Just Trust, You’ll See ...

Anything Is Possible. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 04/02/24

Episode 259: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 3

Jon analyzes Duke's tournament upsets. David is upset by the numbers. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Published 04/01/24

Episode 258: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 2

David reports back from his big night at the Crypto Dot Com arena. Jon mourns a Duke victory. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Published 03/30/24

Episode 257: Storms Operate In Your Eyes

David finally gets to talk about guitar pedals for one minute. Jon discusses gambling in NC. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 03/26/24

Episode 256: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 1

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Published 03/25/24

Episode 255: Fixing A Bicycle Chain While Pedaling

Jon gives it up for NC State. David remembers the Bad Lieutenant. Join EPM Madness!! http://bit.ly/epmmadness Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 03/19/24

Episode 254: A Pissle-stop Tour

Jon remembers the last time he cried about sports. David learns about “Fundie Baby Voice." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 03/12/24

Episode 253: Super Tuesday Recap

This is a mini-episode for the historical record. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 03/07/24

Patreon Episode Preview: Tournament of Toughest Road Signs

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Published 03/05/24

Episode 251: Battle Of The Jan. 6 Games

Jon and David make a bet about the Michigan primary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 02/28/24

Patreon Episode Preview: Abraham Lincoln Was The Best President: Remembering Dexter Romweber

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Published 02/23/24

Episode 249: A Journey To Aphantasia

Jon and David’s conversation about Trump’s new sneakers takes an unexpected turn. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 02/21/24

Episode 248: There’s Too Many Buttons Here

Jon watches Keith Olbermann watching Jon Stewart. David watches Joe Biden watching Taylor Swift. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 02/14/24

Episode 247: SEO Optimization Factor (Extreme Mode): Apple Vision Pro, Taylor Swift, UNC Versus Duke

Jon waits for a hot new tech gadget. David waits for Taylor Swift to tweet about Palestine. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 02/06/24

Episode 246: Buying Nikki Haley At Two Cents

Jon goes even deeper on Hurricane Fran. David shares more bumper-sticker diaries. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 01/31/24

Patreon Episode Preview: NH Primary Recap

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Published 01/24/24

Episode 244: New Hampshire Primary Preview

David buys more Nikki Haley shares. Jon apologizes to an important Christian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 01/24/24

Episode 243: Iowa Caucus Recap

Money-Losin' Season is here again! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 01/17/24

Episode 242: The Milkiest Way

Jon sings an old banking jingle. David finally invests in Nikki Haley. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Published 01/10/24