Episodes
Oioi! Lets break into Gringotts, bitchez. Don't worry, it's totally easy. There's literally no security. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: ...
Published 11/21/24
Neil didn't curse this episode! Yay! Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: ...
Published 10/31/24
SORRY THIS EPISODE IS LATE, IT'S BEEN SO CURSED, SO MANY ISSUES, ALL OF THEM NEILS FAULT! The bastard. Clearly the universe is saying 'no more Neil!'. I support it. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: ...
Published 10/16/24
Hello, we're back, and it's finally time for the first installment of the Deathly Hallows films. Now you may be asking yourself 'have they changed the horrible, unfollowable structure they do for film episodes that they whole audience hate and Hannah and Charlie hate too' and they answer is no. Of course we haven't. So join us for discussions on a stupid maroon scarf, a Nick Cave song, and how much Charlie enjoys bullying twelve year-olds. HP TV Show Petition:...
Published 09/18/24
She's back! We can't get rid of her. Nikita has been patiently waiting under a blanket in my spare room for two weeks, waiting to return to the podcast and be forced to do more shots. She hates us! Please make her leave my flat. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian...
Published 08/28/24
But more importantly, stop Israel. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: ...
Published 08/14/24
Ok but...he is Nigel Thornberry right? HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod...
Published 07/26/24
VOTE! And then join us talking about the greater good, Harry being horrible to Herrmione, and the incredible lack of gay in these chapters. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 07/03/24
Ello ello. Grab a glass of ‘something you’ve gotten used to’ and join us as we talk about chapter 17, racist statues, Russian dolls and sooty and sweep. It’s a super on-topic episode as normal! HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 06/13/24
It's objectifying men time HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod...
Published 05/22/24
They're stinky, they're smelly, and no, they aren't the podcast hosts. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod...
Published 05/01/24
SUP! Join us chatting about chapter 14 of Deathly Hallows, Beetlejuice, Go Ape, Greggs, and how terrifying cows are. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 04/17/24
Ola! We're drinking Lambrini (classy) and chatting about a heist that didn't need to happen, and crying over steak & kidney pie. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 04/02/24
Oh he thicccc. Join us discussing chapter 11 and taking various shots for all the deaths we've missed so far. We chat about ron being gr8, magical patriarchy, warewolf babies and most importantly - whether we're a rat or a frog. This is the guy charlie pictures as Thicknesse: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGey1YGd5/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist -...
Published 03/11/24
'ello, enjoy a Todd heavy episode. Whilst Todd cruises around us, we discuss Harry having a shit day, Hermione's menstrual products, and teenage bedrooms. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 02/25/24
YYYYYMMCAAAAA! HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod...
Published 02/12/24
We can't do maths. We realise it's 6. Please don't tweet us. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod...
Published 01/29/24
Happy new yearrrrrr. Join us 220 individual somethings as we discuss nostaglia, love languages, camel toe and cannabalism. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 01/15/24
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this episode is delightful, and since you've got nothing better to do, assault your ears, assault your ears, assault your ears HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch -...
Published 12/24/23
Join us for the first two chapter episode in a very long time! We're discussing chapters 2&3 of deathly hallows, aka the epic info dump. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist -...
Published 12/19/23
IT'S THE FINAL SEASONNNNNN...DUH NU NUUUUUH, DU NU NU NUHHHHH. Welcome to a shiny new GoW, we have a sexy new location, sexy new microphones, and sexy...jars full of teeth. We're chatting about memories of the last book, quaker oats, and peacocks. Also, does anyone know who the current prime minister is? Donate to Amy's fundraiser: ⁠https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer⁠ HP TV Show Petition:...
Published 12/04/23
It's time for the episode where YOU lovely people get to yell at US! But you're all really lovely, turns out. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist -...
Published 11/15/23
WE'RE BACK! After an unexpectedly long break, we're FINALLY back with the film episode! We're chatting about Argentina being in Europe, awkward laughing, Dumbledore giving Harry busy work, and laughing so hard one of us queefs. Classy. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding...
Published 10/31/23
Well hello again everyone. After 30 chapters we're finally at the end of Half Blood Prince, and what a journey it's been! In this episode we bash one of our favourite european nations - Germany! First we compliment their alcohol and cruely ruin it all by making jokes about German holiday-makers. We also discuss the Eras tour, how Hogwarts never runs their exams, and how book 6 is great because it isn't book 5 - enjoy! Send us your howler voice notes to [email protected] with the...
Published 08/23/23