When we were kids, we loved the idea of a smart house with TV screen walls that could make us endless smoothies and throw us awesome house parties. Then we watched Smart House as adults and realized it's a fat-shaming movie about a jerk kid who stops at nothing to cock block his lonely, horny...
Published 09/18/20
It's the classic tale of two long lost brothers that were made from a mixture of DNA from several athletes and scientists, who find each other and search for their mother while falling in love, dodging loan sharks, and going toe-to-toe with a dangerous criminal. Needless to say, there's a lot of...
Published 09/02/20
Our coverage of the Underworld franchise continues with the prequel no one needed. In this episode, we discuss the insane cheese-level of Victor, Raze boxing werewolves as a human, how this movie adds nothing to lore, and that over-the-top sex scene.
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Published 08/07/20