When we were kids, we loved the idea of a smart house with TV screen walls that could make us endless smoothies and throw us awesome house parties. Then we watched Smart House as adults and realized it's a fat-shaming movie about a jerk kid who stops at nothing to cock block his lonely, horny dad. However, the biggest thing we talk about in this episode is its undeniable connections to the Netflix series You, the Babadook, Final Destination 3, and the Marvel cinematic universe. Needless to...

It's the classic tale of two long lost brothers that were made from a mixture of DNA from several athletes and scientists, who find each other and search for their mother while falling in love, dodging loan sharks, and going toe-to-toe with a dangerous criminal. Needless to say, there's a lot of ridiculous, cheesy mess to dig through with this one! In this episode, TJ claims this to be a legit "good" movie, Gwen wants to know what the purpose of the experiment was, and Diesel can't stop...

We excluded the movie "The Room" from this discussion because that would take up our entire list and then some. So, we put aside our gold standard film and counted down the top 5 best bad-movie characters out of all the other movies we've reviewed over the last few years. Enjoy! -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro Synthwave (Free...

Our coverage of the Underworld franchise continues with the prequel no one needed. In this episode, we discuss the insane cheese-level of Victor, Raze boxing werewolves as a human, how this movie adds nothing to lore, and that over-the-top sex scene. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro Synthwave (Free Instrumental Beat)by Chile...

It's a spin-off that didn't pan out but somehow plays a pivotal role in holding the entire fast franchise together. We watched The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift and we actually had a great time! In this episode, we discuss the strange Yakuza tie-in, Han's awesomeness, the flip phone live stream, and the unearned arrogance of Sean. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook:...

What happens when you take a steamy crap on the winning recipe for High School Musical? A movie about teens at a summer camp named after a musical genre that is not featured in the movie. We watched Camp Rock and BOY was this one laughably bad. In this episode, we discuss the inconsistencies of Michie, Joe Jonas's dance moves, and the not-so-secret affair between Michie's mom and the camp owner.

Stallone turns 74 years old today so we reviewed one of his classic good bad-movies! In this episode, we discuss the deeper connection Dredd has with the law, the unnecessary and unfunny Fergie, the disrespect given to Diane Lane's character, the villain's over-complicated plan, and so much more. Join the fun and learn some of the random trivia on this classic Stallone flick! -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook:...

The Room came out 17 years ago TODAY! So, we sat down and put together our list of the top 5 best scenes from our favorite bad movie. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro Synthwave (Free Instrumental Beat)by Chile [[email protected]]

We're back for more vampires vs werewolves with a review of the second installment in the Underworld franchise. In this episode, we discuss Michael's endless boringness and bad painting skills, the egregious sex scene, the convoluted story, and all the issues with Michael Corvinus and hybrids. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro...

We're celebrating the 20 year anniversary of Gone in 60 Seconds by giving it a harsh but fair review. In this episode, we discuss the impossible task of stealing 50 cars in 12 hours, the lack of full Nic Cage, the forgettable villain, and the scene this movie clearly stole from the Little Rascals. There's a lot to discuss and TJ has a ton of great trivia for you too! -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook:...

AVENGE ME! WOLVERINES! DON'T CRY! This movie has some great screaming quotes and we had an awesome time watching it. We're joined this episode by our friend Dustin from the Action, Action podcast to show this 80's classic some tough love. In this episode, we discuss Ponyboy drinking deer blood, Spielberg getting this a PG-13 rating, the strange romance story between Andy and Erica, all the mustaches, and the extraordinary amount of trivia and behind-the-scenes info on this...

Unlike Kate Beckinsale's outfit, this movie's storyline was not tight or well put together. In this episode, we talk about the boring character of Michael, Selene's Batman-like badassery, the charm of Viktor and Lucius, and all the shortcomings and cinematic misses of this pretty fun movie. TJ also shares a huge amount of trivia and behind-the-scenes information, so get ready to learn useless fun facts! -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter:...

20 years ago today, we were introduced to a movie many of us found hilarious but has it stood the test of time? Short answer: No, not in the slightest. For the long answer, listen to our review. In this episode, we discuss the lack of relatable characters, the hindrance of Tom Green, the cringe-humor that lacks in humor, and how this movie tried and failed to be as good as American Pie. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter:...

He rides a white horse, has a pet wolf, and shoots bad guys with guns but sadly he looks like a purple thumb and it only gets worse from there! In this episode, we discuss the extremely cheesy characters, the overload of exposition, and everything in between that made this movie a huge flop from start to finish.

It's a re-review! Our audio back in 2016 sucked and we're smarter now. In this episode, we discuss the real b******t artist known as Frank Dux, the beginning of every JCVD movie trope, the lovable Ray Jackson, the bloodthirsty Chong Li, and everything in between!

Put down your pitchforks! We think this movie is really funny too! But it has a rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes for a reason. In this episode, we pay respect to the great one-liners and singing, discuss the lack of character growth, complain about the dragging middle, and confer why Robert Doback's reactions are the best thing in this movie. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook:...

YES, this is an actual movie made by real people who thought this was a good idea. I mean, GARY OLDMAN plays a little person. In this episode, we discuss the awkwardly offensive movie known as TipToes, including the bad special FX, the unlikeable characters, and the strange and interesting fun facts. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use:...

Are you ready for some nut shots and butt shots? Good, because this is a JCVD movie! In this episode, we review Lionheart and discuss the awkward character interactions, the great fight scenes, and why everyone, and we mean EVERYONE, wants to bang JCVD. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro Synthwave (Free Instrumental Beat)by Chile...

THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. But there's a lot of reasons why and we're going to talk about them! In this episode, we discuss how Patrick Swayze's hotness made things difficult on-set, relive the epic brawls and explore how this movie is so insanely, lovably bad. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro Synthwave (Free Instrumental Beat)by...

20 years ago today the world met a group of teenagers that cheated death, and then the critics cheated them in the reviews! In this episode, we discuss our favorite death scenes, the real-life plane crash tragedy that inspired this movie, and why Tony Todd is 100% death personified— no matter what the producers say. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free...

All they had to do for video game fans was make a movie where marines kill demons with extreme prejudice...and they still messed it up. In this episode, we discuss the amazingly cheesy performance of the Rock, the cliche characters, and the very stupid, no good, boring storyline. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro Synthwave (Free...

Our 100th episode! Thanks to every one of you that has listened and continues to listen to our rambling reviews of our favorite (and not so favorite) bad movies. In this episode, we reminisce about some of the stand out movies we've reviewed before getting into our review of National Treasure to discuss our love of Nicolas Cage. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music...

How many old laptops does it take to hack the government!?! If you have to ask, you definitely won't understand why he also needs to use 3 cell phones at the same time. In this episode, we discuss all the tuna, the vivid hallucinations, the hilarious dialogue, and his magic cancer-curing rock. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use: Retro...

Arm Wrestling, Truck driving, and family, what more could you ask for? A better plot might be a good start. In this episode, we talk about Lincoln Hawk's bad business plan, why Michael should have stayed with his grandpa, share fun facts about production, and we watch our favorite clips from the movie. -- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HurtsSoGoodPod/ -- Intro Music beat - Free Songs to Use:...