Episodes
It's Ian, Sean Percival & Andy Robinson together again...but you knew that!
In this episode:
The Sweet give their opinion of the PM
Who rings up Roy Keane's house during breakfast?
Students can't escape halls of residence in a lockdown
Donald & Melania sing Sonny & Cher
Mr Pie Maker
Who's making their savoury fast food products too sweet?
Plus Des, Black Country Bob, talkSPORT red button & more...
Published 10/06/20
Ian, Sean Percival and Andy Robinson reconvene once again for a half hour of merriment - fresh stuff and archive material fused together with love! Including:
The Pogues and The Dubliners tell us what'll happen soon in Kent!
Mr Inebriated
Can Dad's Army suss the 'rule of six'?
Jurgen Klopp gets under which manager's skin?
Who's George Galloway started an online petition going about?
Plus Black Country Bob, Des at a garage forecourt and more!
Published 09/29/20
It's the triumphant/unwelcomed (delete as applicable) return of Ian, Sean Percival and Andy Robinson from their brief summer break with another 30' or so of sketches, topical stuff and our lovingly created parody songs for you. Including:
Boris goes all NWOBHM (look it up!) on the Withdrawl Agreement
Van Morrison in a mood (not news, really when you think about it)
A Mr Men story from 2005 that seems relevant now
Jack Grealish extends his Villa contract - is he happy?
Jim White loses one...
Published 09/21/20
A little extra for you ahead of our next full episode. We pride ourselves on our parody songs and here's a selection of our favourites so far from episodes 1-24.
Featuring songs by:
Queen
Dizzee Rascal
Chuck Berry
Sex Pistols
The Proclaimers
The Stranglers
And many more!
Enjoy! :)
Published 09/15/20
Another half hour dollop of catchphrases, parody songs and sketches from Ian plus top writers Sean Percival & Andy Robinson. Including
The 70's classic rock band who are worried about one political party!
Jim White and Roy Keane discuss the big football story of the week
How does Andy Murray feel to be back in form on the tennis court?
Snoop Dogg flogs cleaning products as he remakes another classic TV ad!
Elton John is annoyed at the way that pop music is written today!!
Plus Des...
Published 08/31/20
Ian, plus Sean Percival and Andy Robinson back with another 30 minutes of sketchy, songy goodness!! Including:
Motty looks back on Man City's exit from the Champions League
Boris is taking driving lessons
Does Cardi B have British ancestry?
Tennis catchphrases get the Mastermind treatment
That A-Level grades fiasco
plus loads more, like Des at the accountants, Black Country Bob slagging off Blair's wife...and Mr Sitter!
Published 08/24/20
Back for more are you? Lovely! Ian along with Sean Percival & Andy Robinson giving you another bumper edition of the show clocking in just under 40 minutes! Featuring:
- Neil Sedaka returns, checking his 2020 calendar
- Morrissey has a view about face coverings
- the latest from Scottish Football after a difficult week
- Rod Stewart's thoughts on the story of the past 7 days
- Classic Des' Diaries, Black Country Bob & Mr Men from our BRMB/Heart FM archive
- Plus loads more!
Published 08/17/20
Key of the door! The show turns 21 with a bumper 40-minute edition from Ian with Sean Percival & Andy Robinson - new and archive comedy sketches/parody songs featuring:
Neil Sedaka croons about the ladies' name that now strikes fear into law-abiding citizens
Roy Keane visits BBC1's Repair Shop
How's Jonny Rotten's UK 'staycation' going?
Mr Flat-earther
Has Steve Bruce finally written another murder/mystery novel?
Plus Des' Diaries, Black Country Bob, Murray Walker tries Mastermind...
Published 08/10/20
Hello! Another half hour of mostly new gubbins from Ian along with co-writers Sean Percival & Andy Robinson, plus a soupçon of classic BRMB/Heart archive gubbins thrown in! Featuring:
Boris sings Queen (again!) to highlight a £2.5bn govt initiative
Classic Des, Black Country Bob
Sir Cliff not happy with the thousands who flocked to the coast
Mr Insomniac
Snoop Dogg has another new take on a classic TV advert theme
Simon & Garfunkel bemoan the holiday air routes opened...then...
Published 08/03/20
A heavy sporting theme to this episode with Ian, Sean Percival & Andy Robinson bringing you 30 minutes of sketches, songs and silly voices - lots of new stuff as per normal now, plus a soupçon of old classic BRMB/Heart material. Featuring:
Black Country Bob suggests help for the London Olympics to Blair back in 2005!
John Motson channels Tina Turner in the close season!
Snoop Dogg branches out in his advert work
How to make cricket cliches less cliched? A round of Mastermind with...
Published 07/27/20
Ian, Sean & Andy have over 30 minutes of comedy sketch/song shenanigans for you - freshly written stuff, and a bit of BRMB/Heart archive material too. Including:
Queen have their say on the handling of the pandemic
Des tries a different kind of bird watching
How to counter football pundits speaking in cliches
Drive-in gigs cancelled - Dizzee Rascal & Gary Numan affected!
Mr Thespian
Billy Idol rewrites lyrics for modern times
Plus Black Country Bob & much more!
Published 07/20/20
More new stuff and some BRMB/Heart archive bits and bobs from Ian, Sean Percival & Andy Robinson as lockdown (kind of) continues. Featuring:
The US President takes his latest opponent on at his own game!
More from the 20th Anniversary of Big Brother on TV!
Billy Idol is not a fan of face coverings!
Black Country Bob accuses Blair of wasting public money in 2005!
Where will the £1.5 billion for The Arts in this country actually go?
Des' Diaries, Mr Football Prodigy and more!
Published 07/13/20
Ian, Sean & Andy with new sketches & songs along with a few archive bits dusted off from BRMB/Heart era shows of yesteryear. Including:
The 20th anniversary of a hit TV show celebrated
Young Brits making a disturbing return to 80's/90's culture
Jurgen Klopp getting a tad carried away with PL success
Black Country Bob criticises Live 8 back in 2005
Des as a village cricketer
Football's back-but that also means 'you know what' to wind us up!
Plus loads more...!
Published 07/06/20
You know the drill by now. New and archive comic sketches, songs and impressions from Ian Danter along with Sean Percival and Andy Robinson's top drawer assistance. Including:
Sir Paul McCartney wants big changes to school dinners
We speak to Jurgen Klopp late on Thursday night after, well you know...
Mr Health Conscious
Glastonbury faves Coldplay tell us back in 2005 that they don't get why they're so huge
Britain's most dangerous football pundit stuck in lockdown
Classic Des from...
Published 06/29/20
Back again! Ian plus his top team, Sean Percival & Andy Robinson, bring a load of new topical stuff to the table along with some archive BRMB & Heart FM sketches from years ago! Featuring:
Boris has a prang and goes all Freddie on us!
Does football benefit from fake crowd noise?
Mr Henpecked
Des going up in the world
Status Quo have their say on relegation/litigation issues in football
Black Country Bob takes aim at John Prescott back in 2006
plus loads more!
Published 06/22/20
Ian, Sean Percival and Andy Robinson bring you more new 'hot off the press' sketches and world-famous parody songs, plus the occasional trip down radio's memory lane for Ian's BRMB & Heart fans of yore! Featuring:
Simon & Garfunkel salute the return of English football behind closed doors...
Boris is channeling 'The King'!
We celebrate one of the UK's finest singers on a milestone birthday
Des heads for a theme park
Black Country Bob questions the PM's sartorial elegance
Mr...
Published 06/15/20
An extra 10% of stuff for no extra charge this week (it's free anyway, d'oh!!!!) as Ian, along with his top team of Sean Percival & Andy Robinson, bring you OVER 35 MINUTES of quality items old & new!
Including:
Black Country Bob not happy queuing at Parliament
Crowded House sing about crowded UK beauty spots
Zippy, George & Bungle on lockdown
Alan Carr gets possessed by quizmasters past
A requested classic 'Des' Diaries', a Mr Men story that could be about me & loads more!!
Published 06/08/20
Ian brings you loads more new sketches, songs and silliness, as well as archive BRMB/Heart FM stuff too. Sean Percival and Andy Robinson are pitching in as always. Including:
The Covid-19/Govt story that refused to die...still refuses to die!
What's talkSPORT/Sky Sports host Jim White like back at home?
Black Country Bob quizzes Blair on movies!
Des at the manicurist!
Boris uses a 1998 disco classic to explain lockdown changes!
PLUS, Ozzy, 'Ready Steady, Cook up a story', the Mr Men and tons...
Published 06/01/20
Ian is back not only to look at the last 7 days of stories but also to pull some choice nuggets from his old BRMB/Heart FM archive - ably assisted as always by BOP cohorts Sean Percival & Andy Robinson. Including:
Ozzy Osbourne's take on a lockdown classic tune!
A new Mr Men story for the conspiracy theorist in your life!
Des invites some cleaners over - cleaning ensues...kind of!
Sex Pistols grumpy about the lockdown numbers game!
Oh, and some bloke called Dominic...
Published 05/25/20
Loads of new stuff this week as Sean Percival and me are re-joined by our old writing compadre Andy Robinson! Featuring:
A huge 70's band unhappy at modern political shenanigans!
Black Country Bob angered about the easing of lockdown!
Our "Times Like These" acoustic version that Dave Grohl rejected!
Des goes to Weight Watchers!
Exclusive commentary highlights as Bundesliga football returns!
Another brand new 'Mr Men' tale!
Plus plenty more for you...
Published 05/18/20
More NEW sketches and parody songs than ever before over this half hour of entertainment, alongside choice archive comedy cuts belonging to Ian from his BRMB/Heart FM days! Featuring:
NEW! Black Country Bob takes on "Mr Spayker" in the House Of Commons!
NEW! Madness head for a re-opened fast food restaurant's drive-thru!
NEW! Brian May's bizarre gardening accident!
NEW! Mr Premier League Chairman!
Ozzy Osbourne on his brief time in TV adverts!
And much much more including a classic 'Des'...
Published 05/11/20
New & archive sketches, songs and general silliness from Ian Danter along with his co-writer & the 'voice of Bob', Sean Percival, including items from his BRMB & Heart FM comedy shows that aired between 2002-2006... Featuring:
NEW! How rockers Heart & Sir Cliff are coping during lockdown
Black Country Bob attacks Labour over the '06 smoking ban
NEW! We press the talkSPORT red button once again
Des recalls his time working in a factory
NEW! Mr Men story narrated by Arthur Lowe
Published 05/04/20
New and archive sketches, songs & silliness from Ian (along with co-writer Sean Percival) based on the 'Barmy Brummies' & 'Sunday Carve Up' shows Ian hosted on BRMB/Heart FM in the early 2000's.
Featuring:
NEW! Donald Trump sings a punk classic
Des recalls working in a Tamworth Café
NEW! MP 'Black Country Bob' takes part in the new virtual parliament set-up
George Galloway grills Mick McCarthy in a 2007 football phone in
Mr Teacher
2 songs from acts that made big contributions to the...
Published 04/27/20
Sketches/Songs old and new as Ian combines memories of his BRMB/Heart FM presenting days in the early 2000's along with current material too! Features:
Black Country Bob talking opera
NEW! TV shows doing brilliantly during lockdown
Des rents videos
Hear the story of Mr Taxi Driver.
David O'Leary & Chris Tarrant sing!
Published 04/20/20