Episodes
Ahoy, matey! Our latest Fashion episode won't leave you lost at sea!
Published 04/23/24
This episode has three breasts, a Kip Winger, and other parts you'll have to listen to hear about.
Published 04/09/24
The back-to-school issue takes us other places that are much less expected!
Published 03/19/24
Brace yourself for our first Slumber Party episode of 2024! (Content warning for medical...stuff.)
Published 03/12/24
It's Filippo-Totti-ly great!
Published 02/27/24
Sassy sets out to keep your summer boredom-free!
Published 02/13/24
Point all your relevant parts toward our latest episode!
Published 01/09/24
A supermodel-in-the-making ushers us into some VERY weird advice!
Published 12/26/23
You're never going to believe this but men are letting us down again. No fan mail for them!
Published 12/12/23
Saddle up and ride with us!
Published 11/28/23
Don't worry: you're not done talking about Olive Garden and neither are we.
Published 11/14/23
What is black? What is green? What is that stain on the Cover Girl ad?
Published 10/31/23
It's finally time to discuss our controversial -- and, in this issue, inescapable -- cover subject.
Published 10/17/23
Bar! Ton! Lynch! Bar! Ton! Lynch!!!
Published 10/03/23
When you're here, you're family (but not so close that we'll do Mother's Kiss on you).
Published 09/19/23
Get out your magnifying glass to see what blurry wardrobe pieces you need NOW!
Published 09/05/23
New Kids On The Block, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the original jam band all jockey for your attention in this issue!
Published 08/22/23
Put on your most breathable spandex before firing up our latest episode!
Published 08/08/23
Fewer calls means more of our nonsense: now you know!
Published 07/25/23
It's March! Get your formal gowns and, while you're at it, some fruity conditioner!
Published 07/11/23
Sorry if this makes you want to spend $1200 on a t-shirt with boobies on it btw.
Published 06/27/23
Which cool women are still cool 33 years later? We tell all!
Published 06/13/23
The "Rate Your Willpower" quiz takes us unexpected places in a more, uh, "freewheeling" Slumber Party than usual!
Published 05/30/23
Unscented, fragrance-free, or bathing in Harley-Davidson Cologne? YOU MUST CHOOSE
Published 05/16/23