The September 1989 issue truly gets to the heart of what 90% of Sassy readers (give or take) were obsessing about: Rate Your Guy Appeal. How strong should you come on to a hypothetical Danish exchange student? Take the quiz and compare your results to ours. Then it's on to your latest voicemails, covering subjects ranging from how to interact with Northern Irish children; whether Bonhomme is a force for evil; how dangerous Drysol may actually be, and much much more!QUICK LINKS 🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on ListenToSassy.com JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES 📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs 💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord 🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public 👀 Monthly watch-alongs of Sassy-era movies and TV specials 🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers 👚 Merch discounts and free stickers 🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today! TOPICS 🎧 It Is September 1989 🎧 Quiz: Rate Your Guy Appeal 🎧 From The Hotline 🎧 Goodbye For Now 🎧 Hello A Dink Dink Dink Dink NOTES ⚠️ Inline notes below may be truncated due to podcast feed character limits. Full notes are always on the episode page. 📈 The September 1989 quiz: Rate Your Guy Appeal 🤔 "The Enduring Allure Of Choose Your Own Adventure Books" at NewYorker.com 🛰 "Remembering Prisoners Of Gravity, The Greatest Science Fiction TV Show Of All Time" at BoingBoing.net 🎞 This Had Oscar Buzz on Apple Podcasts